anyways Ace lives

my french ass is kept alive by homegrown memes, Star Trek, 9-1-1, and One Piece

[bedupolker]

Jumping mice... they hibernate, can jump up to 9 feet according to one website, and have really big footsies. what can't they do?

[zegalba]

[fluffygif]

My tiny mind blown

[dankxsinatra]

I wanna see a ufo

[theseventhoffrostfall]

Look at a flying object and simply choose not to identify it

[dankxsinatra]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[angelofthemornings-deactivated2]

Everyone who's ever mentioned The Terror to me told me "Oh, it's a dramatization of the lost Franklin expedition" so when a CGI monster started killing everyone I was just as surprised as the people on the ships

[weaver-z]

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[jesterday00]

NAH HIM JUST STANDING STOCK STILL WHEN IT FUCKIN FLIPS AAAAHAHA STEVE IS NEVER PREPARED

[only-tiktoks]

[curioscurio]

[5weekdays]

i BURST OUT laughing at this and when my dad in the next room asked "what's so funny" i said "nothing i can explain succinctly"

[heardbook]

Torment

[tsukithewolf]

At this point if I see this 

I know it’s the tumblr equivalent of

[demonicintegrity]

[nightwussy]

ghost and his autism stare: a collection

[day0walker-deactivated20240527]

[cultmoodymovies]

Just saying.....

[spicymochi]

look what they found!

[jamlanlovesyou-deactivated20230]

a knife

NO

[pettycoeurs-deactivated20240826]

141 got some new ratcruits :^)

[fromthecrypt]

tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing