Don't Threaten me with a Good Time

Hey my name is Sydney and I am simultaneously both squid and kid at any given moment. I also like fire emblem, Persona 5, and Overwatch a lot.

[whenispeakicrossmyfingers]

This is the only vibe ✨

[arroz-con-yolo]

I’ve probably watched this 10 times in a row and that whipcrack sends me every time

[toadsandtiels]

Any time someone tells me birds aren’t descended from dinosaurs, I show them this.

[felliskelli-deactivated20240223]

@is-the-owl-vid-cute ooh what is this elegant fellow?

[is-the-owl-vid-cute]

This is a cinerous vulture, a near-threatened species of old world vulture. 

Specifically, they are threatened due to both intentional poisoning by poachers afraid of vulture kettles alerting authorities to their kills, and unintentional poisoning by leaving carcasses of livestock that had been treated with certain medications that have a negative effect on vultures, or carcasses of hunted animals shot by lead bullets. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rslashrats]

i think if you wanted to eat white chocolate you could just eat candle wax instead and not even notice the difference

[wagamaggot]

lmaoo you're just mad im eating this delicious white chocolate and you're not

[wagamaggot]

my god.. this isnt white chocolate

[butterflypeaflowertea]

[kittenclysm]

in Among Us i hate it when im working and some fucker finds a dead body and calls a meeting. like bro this could have been an email. SOME of us have jobs on this ship

[justarayoffun]

i’ve been seen

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[slimegargoyle]

pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones 

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

It would be pretty chad if suicidal people could admit how they feel and seek support without being threatened with or forced into institutionalization. Everyone says “if you’re suicidal don’t be afraid to talk about it with loved ones and doctors before it’s too late!” but no one acknowledges why suicidal people avoid speaking up in the first place. When I was first put in a psych ward at age 14 I lied and told doctors I wasn’t suicidal at all because I was more miserable and scared in that place than home with my abusive dad where I could at least go places like school and see friends. Like, for fucks sake, if you want to actually help suicidal people accept and support them instead of shoving them aside as dangerous idiots who need to be locked up.

[eled0ra]

Always happy to catch a Bass in Hades :3c

[docorwho]

M E R R Y  C H R I S T M A S 

[azriona]

It’s not Christmas unless this giftset has appeared on your dash at least five times.

[syrenpan]

It’s back 💕

[lizawithazed]

it’s not christmas without wilf on your dash 

[talaline]

Annual Wilf reblog.

[depsidase]

[devertigozation]

[lmaonade]

oh just like real life!

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

this is what pops up in a youtube vlogger’s peripheral vision when they hit 1 million subs

[penny-for-your-thot]

Lil nas x

[blossyay]

I can’t believe I took all this time to make a 9 page backstory for Colton from Animal Crossing HAHAHAHAHA

[whitepeopletwitter]

[my-pearl-on-sundays]

“studio ghibli romances be like “what if we didn’t kiss, but instead both spiritually matured as people because we met each other.”

[catchymemes]

[grabnok]

5 minutes into the 1 minute plank and your buddy says “45 seconds”