women should lift weights because it prevents osteoporosis in old age and makes you a more capable person in everyday life please shut up about butts and waists and hourglasses i'm going to fucking kill
genuine question from someone who would rather chew their arm off than go to a public gym, and also doesnt have a lot of money: how do you safely get into strength training? are there youtube channels, apps (android), etc anyone recommends that makes it approachable and don't lean into diet culture / body shaming?
also the biggest thing that keeps me from working out is that I already have joint and spinal issues and moving the wrong way can fuck up a knee or a shoulder or my spine for days. I really don't want to injure myself, and have unwittingly done so before. resources that are extremely clear on exactly how to move and offer gentler / alternative ways to move for people with limited range are vital.
Okay, so this may not technically be strength training, but muscles are dumber than bricks and cannot tell the difference between your own bodyweight and actual weights.
So, may I recommend:
Hey everyone! My name is Hampton and my brand is Hybrid Calisthenics. You can find me by that name pretty much everywhere on social media.
He runs a YouTube channel where he goes over how to work your way up to more complex exercises (for instance, his pull-ups videos start with using a door jamb and moving your weight back and forth) so it's good for easing yourself into things.
You also don't have to fork out for expensive weights and such if you don't want to/can't. Substitute with stuff you either already have at home or can get from the supermarket and build up the weight you can exercise with. 500 gram cans of butter beans then 750 gram bottles of pasta sauce. 1 litre drink bottle then your 1.5 litre milk bottle. 3 litre bulk-buy bottle of laundry detergent. Etc. One of my dogs weighs 13 kilos and I pick her up on the regular (to her delight). One weighs 16 kg and I pick him up too (to his consternation and mild disapproval). You don't have to fit out some fancy home gym before you can start strength training.
I second Hybrid Calisthenics, that's the program I use. It's run by one guy who's taken it upon himself to make exercising more accessible and it's completely free! Each exercise has different variations based on your ability and each variation is further divided into different levels of difficulty so you can work up to where you want to be. If you can't do a single push up for example then this program will help you work up to the point where you can, and if you're a master of push ups then there are more advanced body weight exercises you can tackle so you can keep moving forward in your training without stagnating. The routine offers a full body workout with absolutely no equipment required for the beginning levels. The only reason you would need to buy anything is if you want to work up to a full pull up, at which point you would need actual pull up rings
Here's his actual website which I feel is easier to navigate than the YouTube channel on its own and organizes things in a way that's easy to understand. He explains everything you need to know about the routine and each individual exercise has both a text description and a video tutorial
âyouâre such a ray of sunshine!â thanks! one day i chose to act happy and then i kept choosing it over and over and over and over until the neurological pathways formed like desire paths in the thicket. i dug and clawed my nails into the grooves of my brain and carved out joy. i retouch it every day.
clean your room. Â clean space, uncluttered space, space that doesnât have miasma clinging to it can work wonders. Â clean the dishes. Â sweep. Â take out the trash. Â peel the clothes off the floor and wash them, and then actually fold/hang them. Â take a long shower. Â scrub behind your knees. Â brush your teeth. Â (this can be utterly exhausting, but try to get it done in a day, if you can. Â the end result is worth it.)
pull out your notebook. Â it doesnât need to be a new notebook, but preferably one that you donât usually write in, or that you havenât touched in a while. Â fuck moleskins. Â the yellow legal pad will work fine. Â sit in your room, or in the park, or in the library, and write a list. Â count clouds. Â describe all the colors that you see, and note patterns that arise. Â sketch the cracks in the walls. Â note the shape light makes when it enters a space. Â talk about what the air tastes like, smells like. Â what sounds are there? Â even the white nose, break that down: air planes, fans, cicadas, anything. Â remind yourself that you are sitting in the middle of a space brimming with detail. Â remind yourself that you are not in nothingness and emptiness. Â your world is fathomless. Â it has potential.
drink cold water and try to eat something that isnât processed. Â it does not need to be fancy. Â buy yourself an apple with the change between your couch cushions. Â eat it outside. Â if youâre someone who walks, walk somewhere afterwards, just to stretch your legs. Â take your fucking meds. Â remember that its a good thing that you are inside your body. Â your body is a fantastic and endlessly intricate machine, and even though society has smacked a bunch of poisonous ideas on it, that doesnât change its inherent worth and splendor. Â take care of it.
read a novel. Â underline your favorite lines, and write phrases that twist your heart inside your chest on the back of your hand with an ink pen. Â read a novel like itâs poetry. Â read poetry, something decadent but unpretentious. Â watch a movie you havenât seen before. Â if there are free art galleries near you, walk through one. Â take your time. Â let yourself bask. Â if there are patterns in what makes your soul ache, write those patterns down â marbles arches or soot crumbling bricks or dandelions or descriptions of dresses or whatever it is, write them down.
your chosen family is important. Â remember, they picked you as much as you picked them. Â the love has no obligation. Â it is given freely and it is given from a place of compassion. Â you are not a burden. Â if you need to breathe, take a minute by yourself and just exist, but remember to go back to your people. Â when they need you, listen and be gracious. Â always be gracious. Â the universe sometimes remembers things like that.
listen to new music. Â link jump on youtube or related artist jump on spotify or ask the chap beside you in the cafe what their favorite band is, and listen to that. Â listen to something that you donât usually listen to. Â we tend to tie up a lot of memory with music. Â we are falling in love again. Â the soundtrack needs to be specific to that. Â
allow yourself to indulge in romantics. Â press flowers in old books. Â play movies with subtitles and mouth the words. Â dance in your room. Â wear something that makes you feel good, even if you wouldnât wear it in public. Â write your chosen family letters, even if you hand deliver them. Â write poetry, even awful poetry. Â revel in its awfulness. Â eat dark chocolate and when your chosen family want to go out, try to go out with them sometimes, even if its just to the market. Â
Synopsis: the party was supposed to be wild and crazy, so you could let loose and have fun, but it wasn't supposed to be so wild and crazy that you don't even remember what happened last Friday night. and definitely not so wild and crazy that you wake up a) with a killer headache, b) in someone else's bed, and c) cuffed to twins?!
now the three of you have to go on a wild goose chase for the person who did this, whilst fighting the insane sexual chemistry vibrating between you and the twins.
what could go wrong?
Warnings: porn with a side of plot, nerdjo and fratjo twins au - twincest (I don't view it as such and that's certainly not what this contains in my opinion but just as a warning so the puritans can back off), threesome/sharing reader, exhibitionism, voyeurism, hidden sex, the twins are annoying af and have asshole tendencies, both are pierced in different ways, college au/non curse au, too much dirty talk, unprotected sex because it's fiction and it's hot, spit roasting, thigh humping, zipper humping, thigh job, spitting, brief rimming, deepthroating, cunnilingus, pervy behaviour, a little masochism and sadism, choking?/asphyxiation, fanart by @smokeigheh on Insta, not proofread - please let me know if you spot typos or inconsistencies (this is too long for me to care about proofreading)
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âHey, Sato?â
âHmm?â
âAm I still dreaming or is there a girlâs ass pressed to my woody?â
âUnless weâre sharing the same dream, Iâm ninety-nine percent sure itâs not one â sheâs drooling on my chest.â
âIs she hot?â
âDonât be a creepâŚâ
A pregnant pause passes, then he adds, âYeah.â
âNice.â
Groaning, your bleary eyes open. Your head is swimming. The pain is dull but powerful, as though hidden behind a layer, angry and wanting to be let out. Bright light through a window almost blinds you. You groan again, burying your head in a hard wall.Â
Huh?
Your eyes shoot open. Youâre laying on someoneâs chest. You look up. Dazzling blue eyes stare down at you through a pair of glasses, a brow cocked up. Then you feel it â something hot and heavy slotted between your asscheeks, and a hand gripping your hip.Â
With a scream, you jolt up, scrambling to get off the bed, only to fall right back onto the mattress when resistance meets your arms.Â
Two faces fill your vision from above.Â
Same dazzling blue eyes.Â
One smirking.
One not.Â
Both near-mirror copies of the other.Â
You scream again.
They wince.Â
âC-clones! Youâre clones! Oh my god, please donât probe me.â
The one on your left laughs so loudly it becomes your turn to wince. âDude! She thinks weâre aliens!â
The other sighs and adjusts his glasses. âWeâre not aliens. Weâre twins. Monozygotic. Monoamniotic-Monoamniotic, to be exact.â
Lightly shoving the other by the shoulder, one of them says, âJeez, donât get all sciency around a chick. Just say âMoMoâ, like Iâve been saying.â He turns to you, smiling. âWeâre identical twins â Iâm Toru, a Marketing student, and this ugly freak is Sato. Engineering. Weâre both third years. And you are?â
Why are they acting so casual?
Theyâre in bed with a complete stranger, who could be a serial killer, and yet theyâre introducing themselves to you like nothingâs remotely odd about the situation. Or maybe youâre in bed with serial killers. Hot serial killers, but thatâs how they get you.
Unnerved by their matching stares, you stammer out your name, followed by a, âIâm an Anthropology student. Second year. Itâs a pleasure to meet you?â
The sentence comes out less a statement and more a question, and you grimace at your unsocial self.
Toru leans forward, grinning. âYouâre so polite. How adorable. Makes me wanna just gobble you up.â He mimics the actions of munching on your face, nom noming.Â
His twin sighs again and lifts his hand up. Yours is brought up with it. All of you eye the thing that clanks and jingles with the movement. Sato drawls, âInstead of flirting with her, why donât we address the elephant in the room â why the hell are we cuffed together and in his bed?â
Thatâs when you finally realise youâre not in your own dorm. The roomâs much bigger, much more lived in and homely. Heck, the bed itself is bigger than the stiff single that the school provides everyone. Comfier, too. And with someoneâs abs plastered all over the covers.
Posters of sporting legends litter the walls, as do posters of rock bands and carelessly stuck on polaroids of one of the twins, or both of them, or people you can only assume to be their friends.Â
It even smells differently here than in your room; whilst yours smells of academic pressures and manically drunk coffee, this one smells of leftover thrill and aftershave. Clothes litter the floor, bordered by empty beer cans, and a pair of red lacey panties in the corner.Â
Toru follows your eyes to it, and then hastily clarifies, âItâs not mine â I donât crossdress or anything.â
Sato rolls his eyes, and snarks, âShe knows that, idiot. Sheâs thinking what a pigsty your room is.â Glancing at you, he adds, âMy dumbass brotherâs incapable of cleaning up after himself. Judge him freely, he deserves it.â
Ignoring both of them, you lift your arms up, struggling with the new weight and gawk at the pink fuzzy cuffs adorning your wrists. Slowly, you say, âWhat..theâŚactualâŚfuck?â
Youâre handcuffed to two strangers.Â
Two hot strangers who keep womenâs underwear in their rooms.
Frantically, you glance down at yourself and release a relieved breath when you confirm that youâre fully dressed in what you remember coming to the party in the first place: a short skirt you borrowed from a friend, a nice top, and beat up Converse that you wouldnât mind getting beer spilled on. Your phoneâs in your skirt pocket, along with your keycard. So all the valuables you brought to your friendâs apartment are still with you. Nothing feels out of place, which you thank god profusely for.Â
But what happened after the round of pres at your friend?Â
âI donât remember a single thing that happened last night,â you voice aloud, frowning. âI donât remember why weâre cuffed together, or who you two are to me.â
Not a single thing comes to mind â what you drank, who you spoke to, how much you drank, if you did anything crazy, if you lost some kind of dare and had to face punishment by being bound to two guys, and where your friends are.
Sato knits his brows together. âNeither. I only remember helping set up.â
âI donât remember anything either,â his brother says, attempting to scratch the back of his head with the hand thatâs connected to yours, laughing at himself, then finally using his free hand. He shrugs. âBut then again, thatâs not unusual for me. The best parties are the ones you donât remember.â
You want to question how that could be possible, but you keep your mouth shut.Â
âAnyone feel a key on them?â one of the twins asks, inspecting the holes of the cuffs that bind you to him. He looks displeased at the fuzziness of the thing. Your hand hangs limply in the air.
All three of you look, lifting covers, checking inside your clothes, on the desk, under pillows, and nothing.Â
âNope!â
âNo.â
âI donât see anything.â
Your heart begins to race, reality sinking in hard and fast and intensifying your headache. âWeâre done for. Weâre stuck like this forever. Weâre going to die like this!â
âCalm down,â Sato deadpans, totally judging you based on how he fights the urge to look you over the rim of his glasses. âWeâre not going to die. We just need to figure out who did it to us, where they are, and if they have the key â worse comes to worse, we donât find them or they donât have the key, we can just go to the fire station and ask them to cut us out.â
Toru whoops in the hair and ruffles his brotherâs hair. The brother in question scowls and shoves the hand away. âNice one, big bro. Didnât even think of that; I was on the âweâre doomedâ boat.â
That makes sense.Â
Yeah, thereâs no need to panic.Â
Except, thereâs a major issue.
âGuys,â you start, lip trembling, â...I really need to pee.â
The two of them look at each other, then at you, then at the door, then back at each other.Â
âC-can you hold it?â Toru asks, sounding more frightened about the idea than you.
You shake your head, legs crossed.
And thatâs how you find yourself sitting on the toilet in his en-suite bathroom, flanked by two guys, who at least have the decency to look away. One of them whistles awkwardly, and the other taps on his phone.Â
This is a nightmare. You donât want to be pissing with an audience, especially not this close. Itâs way too embarrassing.Â
Sato clicks his tongue, pink tinting the tips of his ears. âWhy arenât you going?â
ââcause itâs weird,â you mutter, shuffling on the seat. The toiletâs kept pretty clean. It looks practically unused, which just makes you feel worse about defiling it.
âYou having performance anxiety, Second year?â Toru teases, rocking on the balls of his feet.
He doesnât need to sound so amused by the idea, you dryly think. Chewing on the inside of your cheek, you grumble, âAnyone would if they were in my position.â
âI wouldnât,â Toru chirps, swinging the hands you two are joint at back and forth absentmindedly. âHell, Iâll pee between your legs right now to prove it. Iâve got pretty good aim.â
âPlease donât.â
God, this is the most shameful thing thatâs ever happened to you. What did you do to deserve this?
Left with no choice, you let the stream go and grit your teeth.Â
One of them whistles. âSolid stream â bitches with good pussy piss loud as fuck, and it do be sounding like youâre frying chicken.â
Your jaw drops. Aghast, you shake your wrist and smack his own hand against his leg. âCan you not comment on my pee, Toru?â
His twin smacks him upside the head. âDonât call women bitches.â
He groans. âDoes no one get the reference? Ugh, whatever. Just hurry up and wipe. I need to pee too.â
âOh no.â
Both of your hands are connected to theirs⌠One of themâs going to have to get between your legs. When you look up at their suddenly stiff backs, you know they realised it too.Â
Toru whistles low. âWhoâs it gonna be, Second Year?â
âWhy do I have to choose?â you ask, though you already know the answer. Theyâre basically asking you who youâre more comfortable with, and oddly, you donât want to offend either of them. Is this your Sophieâs Choice?
Sato continues tapping away on his phone one-handedly. âEither one of us is fine to do it. It all depends on who youâd prefer â itâs not like weâre actually wiping for you.â
If you really had to choose, thenâŚ
Wriggling a specific hand, you shamefully mutter, âCan you do it with me?â
He sighs, and slacks his arm so you can pull your hand towards yourself. The twin has to bend down at the knee slightly, still looking away. He adjusts his glasses and clears his throat.Â
Through the whole thing, youâre cringing, cheeks flushed, and wanting the world to open up and consume you whole. Can this morning get worse?Â
âDone,â you mumble, making sure no oneâs looking at you. âThanks.â
âDonât mention it,â Sato mutters.Â
On the other side, Toru grumbles so depressedly you can practically see a raincloud storming over his head, âWhy didnât you choose me? Iâd be a good pussy wiper.â
More rises to your cheeks. You hurriedly pull your pants back up and flush. âNo one was asking to wipe anyoneâsâŚahem. And the fact that youâre so eager is kinda the reason why I didnât choose you.â
Toru raises his hands, and one of yours, in surrender.Â
After you, they both take turns peeing. You look away, shutting your eyes tight for good measure. You even hum under your breath to distract from the sounds. Sato, you notice, clears his throat before he goes, whereas Toru mumbles some song lyrics. It sounds like Up by Cardi B.Â
You hate that youâre hyper aware of every shuffle, every brush against you, every time their knuckles graze yours, and each breath they take.
The twins are hot.
Have you said that already?
Because they are.Â
Maybe if they were uglier, more normal looking, you wouldnât be so on edge.
And you know itâs wrong to think like that about strangers, but they are hot. Stupidly so.Â
Theyâre the same height, with sharp jawlines and identical signet rings glinting on their pinkies. Theyâre definitely identical twins, but they look so different from each other, that with or without the glasses, youâd know who was who. Anyone would.Â
Toru wears a white T-shirt with an arrow pointing upward and downwards ,and the words âBest Seats in the Houseâ printed beneath it, whilst Sato has on glasses and a blue T-shirt layered over a grey long-sleeve, the front patterned with chemical symbols spelling out MoAN.
Toru is broader, his biceps visibly defined beneath the cotton, muscle pressing against the sleeves. The underside of his hair at the back is buzzed. He has a brow piercing. Sato, by contrast, is leaner, his frame slimmer and his hair longer and more shaggy. Heâs still quite muscular in comparison to the Engineering students youâve seen, which isnât a fair comparison because most of the STEM guys youâve met look like the stereotype. No offence to them.
Toru wears ripped light wash jeans that hang low on his hips, revealing a Calvin Klein band, and Satoâs the same except his are darker blue. Both jeans hug their asses perfâ
No, bad.
Stop noticing things about them.Â
After you get out of the cuffs, youâre never going to see them again, and itâll be like this never happened. Donât get attached. Donât get too involved. Find the keys and skedaddle!Â
The three of you wash your hands, taking turns to brush your teeth and wash your face, all awkwardly trying to shuffle with each other. Itâs clumsy at first but you do eventually get a rhythm going.Â
Eventually, you walk back out into the messy room, fresher and cleaner.
âWe need to figure out what happened,â Sato states, brows furrowed. âIf we got cuffed together during last nightâs party, thereâs a chance the keyâs hanging around the frat house. We should look for it, jog our memories and retrace our steps.â
Toru scratches his stomach, revealing a flash of a white happy trail. His brother catches you looking. He cocks a brow. You snatch your gaze away. Toru says, âWe wonât need to do all that â I think I know who did this to us.â
âWho?â you ask, louder than you intended.
He answers, grimacing, âA friend of ours. Sukuna. Well, friendâs a loose term. Weâre frenemies, I guess. Heâs funny, but heâs not the nicest guy around.âÂ
Itâs a vaguely familiar name, but you know youâve never met a Sukuna before. By the sound of Sato cursing, you get the impression that itâs not the name of a man who youâd be happy to find out has cuffed you to a stranger. And that makes you all the more desperate to get out of the way of whatever rivalry they have going on.Â
âItâs a prank he likes to pull. He did it to Choso and a lamppost because the guy was giving family weed away for free to some girl, and thatâs his literal cousin,â Toru explains. âIf we gotta look anywhere, I think we should look at him.â
Smiling, you say, âThatâs great! We have a solid plan.â
Sato glances down at you, not looking anywhere near as happy. Adjusting his glasses, he warns, âSukunaâs an asshole. Heâs not gonna be easy to get a hold of. Not to mention, if he did this to us, he must think weâve done something wrong in his eyes, so heâll be extra annoying.â
Much more cheerful in comparison, Toru throws an arm around his twin. âNow now, big bro. Thatâs not the spirit.â
They both look at you; one with a wide grin and the other with a deadpan expression.Â
âWeâve got an adventure to go on â letâs have some fun.â
.
.
.
âWait, youâre members of a frat?â you ask, marvelling at the two of them.Â
What theyâd said earlier only registered now, as youâre walking through campus, and now that you think about it, it explains why Toru has a room in the frat house in the first place.
Campus isnât as busy as it usually is on the weekdays, which is good because it minimises the number of gawking youâre getting. Guess seeing three people cuffed together isnât a very common occurrence, even in university.Â
The three of you had decided to track down this Sukuna. Sato looked up something online and informed you that the wanted manâs a hockey player, and the team has practice right now, in preparation for tonightâs game. So you raced out of the thoroughly trashed frat house as soon as you could, wanting to make sure you could catch him, corner him, shake the key out of him all before noon. And before his whereabouts become unknown.
Toru shakes his head, and ruffles your hair. Heâs quickly gotten quite familiar with you, not that you mind. âNah, little lady. Only I am. Frat prez, actually,â he says, nodding proudly. âMy brother here just comes along âcause heâs a party animal.â
Sato fixes him with a blank look. âIâm not a party animal. I attend these things because someone has to keep you out of trouble.â
Mischievously, Toru leans down to whisper in your ear, âHeâs lying; heâs worse than me.â Then, he thinks for a second. âYouâre not a frequent party goer, are you? I would have definitely seen you around before if you were.â
âNo,â you admit. âIâm not a party person. I just went last night because my friends insisted I go to at least one party this year, and after this, I donât think Iâll be going to another one any time soon.â
Cuffs aside, the hangover you have is no joke and itâs enough to put you off partying forever.Â
Toru petulantly whines. âNo way! Donât let this one weird experience give you a bad impression â my parties are legendary. You have to come again. I insist; I want to see you all drunk and stupid, and remember it.â
âDonât peer pressure her,â Sato scolds before addressing you. âYou should come over though. Party or no party. Weâd definitely like to see you more. We can show you a good time.â
Their joint invite has your cheeks heating up. They just met you and theyâve already decided you were someone theyâd want to hang out with again, and yeah, maybe they were just being nice, but it still had you all flustered. Especially because there seemed to be some hidden layer to the words âgood timeâ; both of their eyes twinkled.Â
Or maybe you imagined it.
On the way, about a thousand people stop to say hi to both Toru and Sato. The twins are clearly popular.Â
It isnât subtle, either. Itâs not the polite nod-in-passing kind of recognition. People actually light up when they see them. Hands clap shoulders. Someone daps Toru up mid-stride. A girl across the quad calls Satoâs name flirtatiously. One even flashes both twins. Toru laughs. Even professors in suits, holding briefcases pause to exchange some words and inside jokes.
Toru grins wide and effortless, tossing out nicknames, bumping fists, slinging an arm around whoever gets close enough. Sato is smoother about it â a smaller smile, a tilt of his head, a few clever words that make people laugh just a second longer than necessary.Â
No one even does more than glance at you. To their friends, youâre just another girl theyâre in some dramatic predicament with.Â
Between them, overshadowed by their popularity and fame, you feel out of your element. Theyâre definitely not the kind of people you could just casually befriend, not the kind of guys you would have ever spoken to, could have joined them casually for lunch, or schedule hang outs and know theyâll be there.
Theyâre just being polite to you, wanting to ease the discomfort of being cuffed to a complete stranger.Â
Eventually, you reach the rink. You follow them inside, down hallways, past the people working there. You peek through the double doors and see a bunch of guys skating in full gear. Itâs loud in the rink, the shape and emptiness of the stands reverberating the shouts and scrapes of skates on ice.
âLetâs go to the locker room whilst theyâre there; we can go through his locker and his bag,â Sato suggests.Â
The locker room?
Where men get changed and swing their dicks around?
Oh hell no.
âWaitâ hold on.â You stop short so abruptly they nearly walk into you. Both of them turn, brows lifting in sync. You scramble for composure, heat creeping up your neck. âI donât think thatâs a good idea.â
Toru squints. âWhy not?â
Because I value my eyesight. Because I donât need trauma today. Because I enjoy not being arrested.
You cross your arms, attempting dignity. âI canât just walk into the menâs locker room.â They stare. You gesture vaguely, mortified. âIâm a girl?â
It comes out half question, half plea, like perhaps theyâve temporarily forgotten this extremely relevant detail.
Sato blinks. Toru looks down at you, then back at Sato.
âOh,â Toru says slowly.
âYes, oh,â you mutter.
The twins share a look.
Hands grip your wrists, dragging you inside despite your protests. They snicker together. Youâre powerless against their strength, and you canât even grip the doorway to pull yourself away because theyâve got control of your hands. Eyes shut tightly, you fumble in the dark, unable to resist their heavy, six foot tall bodies.Â
Mustiness hits you as soon as the doors open, and you find your nose scrunching in disgust. Â
One of them laughs. âNo oneâs here, Second Year. Youâre good to open those pretty eyes.â
You swallow the nervous giggle down. Focus!
Eyes hesitantly open.Â
Fluorescent lights buzz overhead, harsh and unforgiving, illuminating long wooden benches scarred with skate marks and initials carved onto the surface. Open cubbies gape, stuffed to the brim with shoulder pads the size of riot shields, sweat-darkened jerseys, laces tangled in knots, and rolls of white athletic tape unraveling on the floor.
The placeâs a lawsuit waiting to happen.
The air is thick â damp cotton, metal, cheap body spray failing miserably to mask the sour, unmistakable musk of hours spent skating in full gear. Youâre careful not to touch anything unnecessary, lest you catch something.
âIâll call his phone,â one of the twins says.
Ringing echoes through the empty locker room, bouncing against the metal benches and cubbies, and dirty towels and clothes haphazardly strewn around. God, men are disgusting.Â
âThird row down,â the other twin mutters, following the sound.
Your Converse nearly land on a discarded compression shirt, and you jerk back like it might bite. You pass a rack of hockey sticks propped in the corner, tape chewed to shreds at the blades. A laundry bin overflows with damp towels. Someoneâs half-empty protein shaker sits uncapped, abandoned, something beige and unidentifiable clinging to the sides.
âFound it,â the other twin says.
The phone vibrates inside an open locker wedged between a pair of shin guards and a crumpled practice jersey. His name is stitched above the number hanging on the hook â red fabric, white lettering, unmistakable.
You hover stiffly behind them, crossing your arms as though that will somehow shield you from the environment.
âSee? No naked men swinging anything around,â Toru teases, swaying his hips at you.
âShut up,â you groan, cheeks hot despite yourself. âThis still feels wrong.â
Sato says, âYou overthink too much.â
Itâs not overthinking, you want to tell him. Itâs the plain truth. The girlsâ lockers are clean, tidy, and smell much nicer. Here, it feels humid, like youâve strolled into Satanâs asshole. Itâs fine for twins because they probably donât know how good they could have it on the other side of things, and itâs not like anyone would bat an eye if the hockey team came back and they found them here.
Toru picks up a pair of boxers, making his brows dance at you, then throws it at his brotherâs face.
He releases a disgusted sound, swiping it away. âHilarious.â
Theyâre both looking. One in the locker, and the other in the bag he pulled out. As they do that, you ask Sato, âSo youâre older?â
The twin with glasses nods. âBy two minutes â best two minutes of my life.â
Toru says, âHa. Ha. We both know the best two minutes of your life are when some poor girl lets you hit.â
âBetter than your thirty second record.â
You laugh at their petty sibling rivalry. You admire how easily they could talk to each other, and to you, in spite of your situation, of how absurd this all is. Itâs a thing to envy, you think.Â
Pulling his head out of the musty locker, Toru looks down at you with a challenging smile. âYou laughing at me, gorgeous? You think I canât last longer than thirty seconds?â
Emboldened by the friendly atmosphere, you reply, âProofâs in the pudding, isnât it? If thatâs your reputation, Iâm sure thereâs some truth to it.â
âOh yeah?â He tugs, yanking you to his chest suddenly with the arm connected to yours. Hands steady your hips. Forcing your head to crane back to peer up at him, Toru grins down at you wolfishly, using his height advantage to intimidate you. âCare to let me prove you wrong?â
âI-I was just kidding,â you stammer out. âWe need to focus and find the key.â
âI looked; couldnât find it. Knowing how dedicated Sukuna is, heâs probably got it on him,â he responds, much more interested in something else now.
You gulp.
Heat covers your back. When fingers pinch your chin, keeping you from looking back, you realise the hands on your hips arenât Toruâs. Theyâre Satoâs.Â
Theyâve got you sandwiched between them, leaving you with nowhere to go. Out of nowhere, the air has turned even more heated, almost suffocating. It renders you dizzy.
Sato whispers in your ear, lips grazing your ear, âDonât be rude, Anthro. You told him âproofâs in the pudding,â no? You gonna upset my baby brother by turning back on your words?â
The brother in questionâs bending down slowly, teasing you by not quite touching your lips. Meanwhile, someoneâs nose is running down the length of your neck, sending your hairs standing on edge.Â
What the hell is happening?
Why are firm hands gripping you, lips brushing your skin, eyes watching your every move, hard bodies squeezing you till youâre panting? And why are you not stopping them? Why are you tingling between your legs?
Noises come from outside.
You all still.
They curse under their breath, scrambling off into the showers.Â
At the furthest stall, you hide, eyes wide and a hand pressing down on your own over your mouth. Thunderous feet march in. A ruckus enters. The hockey teamâs finished with their practice, and you could be caught at any second. Imagine the scandal if they found you between two guys.
Voices bounce off tile and metal lockers, loud and unfiltered.
âBro, you call that a shot? My grandma could block that.â
âShut up, you whiffed the puck twice.â
âSuck my balls, Rogers.â
âGladly, Barnes.â
A bag hits the floor with a heavy thud. Lockers clang open in sharp succession. The sharp scent of sweat and ice drifts through the humid air.
âWho forgot to wash their jersey? It smells like death in here.â
âPretty sure thatâs just you.â
Laughter erupts â loud, careless, echoing. Someone yelps when a towel snaps against skin.
You squeeze your eyes shut as sneakers squeak across tile, as jerseys are peeled off and tossed aside, as the easy, post-practice chaos unfolds only a few feet away. Theyâre too close. Way too close.
Oh god, theyâre all probably butt naked just metres away from you.Â
How did things manage to go from bad to worse?
âDonât make a sound,â Toru whispers, panicked. âThe hockey guys cannot catch us here; theyâre still mad from the time when we filled up their lockers with shaving cream and glitter, which they need to get over. Itâs been days.â
âPretty sure itâs because weâve taken quite a few of their girlfriends,â Sato says under his breath.Â
âItâs not even âtakingâ when they seek us out. Like anyone would say no to puck bunny pussy.â
âYouâre both fucking disgusting,â you hiss. Theyâre just as sleazy as any guy on campus, itâd seem. The only difference is that they hide behind their handsome faces.Â
Youâre leaning on Toru as he presses himself tightly against the tiles, ducking down so they wonât spot his white hair from above the stall, all while Satoâs leaning on you, pushing in so his back wonât protrude.Â
Packed like sardines, youâre aware of their hard muscles, of their much bigger sizes, and the ridges of their abs. The frat president can probably feel your tits on him, whilst the Engineering student can feel your ass on his crotch. Something hard pokes your stomach at the same time as something equally hard and hot slot right in between your ass cheeks again.
Lord, take me now, you pray, desperate for relief from the humiliation.
A leg slots between yours. You gasp. Itâs Toruâs, but one look at his face and anyone would think youâre just imagining it. Donât move, you tell yourself. Do not start riding his thigh even if you want to.
Sato pushes his hips forward, and consequently yours. You gasp.Â
âWhatâs wrong?â he asks, voice husky in your ear. âGot an itch you wanna scratch?â
Toru flexes his thigh, bumping hard against your clothed slit. You bite back your moan, wholly aware of the boyish laughter and shouting on the other side. He says, âIf you gotta scratch, you gotta scratch, right?âÂ
They definitely know what theyâre doing. Manwhores like them always know.
Laying it on thicker, the frat president whispers, âDonât hesitate; use me. Go on, Second year. Make my day.â
The twins are urging you to ride his thigh, pushing and pulling. Neither of them care about getting caught, not really. You had initially thought Toru would be the biggest danger, what with his outgoing and flirtatious personality, but Satoâs just as bad as him; heâs guiding your hips with his own, hand sliding up your leg to creep under your skirt.
Theyâre twins from hell.Â
Someone flicks your nipples through your shirt. You slump back onto Satoâs chest, breathing heavily as your hips grind on a muscular thigh.Â
How did things come to this?
And why are you getting swept up in all of it?
âSheâs so pretty, isnât she, Sato?âÂ
âStunning,â he replies. His hand tugs you down, making sure youâre grinding real good on his brotherâs thigh. âHow does her pussy feel?â
âWarm, and getting wetter. Fuck, itâd be so much better if she wasnât wearing panties.â He directs his words to you, muttering, âHow about it, angel? Gonna let me feel your pussy?â
âThereâs people,â you gasp out, growing closer and closer to your end. This is so degrading â theyâre watching you ride his thigh all on your own, watching you thrust your chest out, and squirm between them like some whore.
One of them smirks. âSo if there werenât people, youâd readily give me access? Dirty girl. Isnât she dirty, Sato?â
âDownright filthy.â
When you shudder, someone slaps a hand over your mouth just in time to muffle your moan. Oh fuck youâre cumming on Toruâs thigh, a man you only met this morning, riding the muscle like itâs your pillow. Tomorrow, when youâre hopefully free and no longer attached to them, youâre totally going to want to never see them again.
Finally, you flop, twitching with the final waves of your orgasm.Â
Your headâs patted. âWell done. You were very brave.â
You smack it away, and grouch, âThat was underhanded, you guys.â
âYou enjoyed it, Anthro,â Sato points out, and steps back, steadying you. He peers over, and nods. âCoastâs clear. But that means Sukunaâs gone.â
Simultaneously, your eyes land on the wet spot you left behind on Toruâs jeans. He presses down on it, then sucks the pads of his fingers, winking at you. You look away immediately, wanting to cringe at yourself. Voice shaky, whether from stress or from your orgasm, you wonder, âSo what are we gonna do now?â
âWeâll have to ask around for where heâll be,â Sato replies. âLay it on him good and intimidate him into giving up this stupid prank of his.â
Frowning, you follow them out of the locker room, adjusting your skirt. âCanât we just go straight to the fire station? Do we have to go on this wild goose chase?â
Toru fake pouts, and puts a hand over his heart. âYou tired of us, little lady? Hate us already? Oh, weâre just terrible, arenât we, Sato?â
âThe worst.â
âNo, no,â you hurriedly deny. âItâs not that. You guys are great.â
He beams, stringing his arm over yours and forcing yours to hang loosely from your shoulder.
âThen itâs decided â weâre chasing after our Sukuna goose!â
And once again, youâre left with no choice but to do as they say.
.
.
.
After texting some mutual friends for where Sukuna might be, the three of you wind up at his apartment building. The twins have been trying to get ahold of the man, to no avail. It seems heâs intent on forcing all of you to ride out his cruel prank.Â
You texted your friends, trying to find out what exactly happened last night that might make this Sukuna person hate you enough to do this. Youâre just some random girl, why would you be involved in the beef of some pretty well known guys?
They told you that they didnât see you much at all during the party, that some time after arriving together, you disappeared and was only seen here and there, dancing and having a pretty good time with â and this is the really surprising part â both the twins, at different times.Â
Videos and pictures were shared to you: youâd be in the background, always with a drink in your hand, smiling like youâve never smiled before, and flanked by one of the twins almost all the time. The videos seem to be earlier in the night. No cuffs in sight. Thereâs definitely videos from later in the night, but the people who took them havenât woken up yet.
âSo we were hanging out a lot last night, huh?â
Sato makes a face that says, guess so, whilst Toru whistles an impressed tune. The latter jokingly says, âWeâre meant to be, Second year.â
âSeven of the eleven pictures were of me and her,â his twin points out.Â
âSo? Thatâs just a one picture difference!â
âWhatever helps you sleep at night.â
âHer ass on my dick helped me sleep last night,â Toru fires back, clutching your hand and bringing it up to his face so he can lay a kiss on your knuckles with a wink.Â
Sato yanks you towards him, and you stumble his way in the narrow hallway. He licks the palm of your hand, one upping his brother.Â
Face burning, you shove both of them back. âCan you guys stop? We need to work out what happened last night â how did we all get so drunk that we donât remember how we ended up cuffed and in bed together?â Then, you frown. âWeâŚwe didnât sleep together, did we?â
That was actually a question youâve had since this morning, but youâd shrugged it off as being an impossibility. Thereâs no way two hot twins would want you, nevermind share a woman. However, after that little stunt in the locker room, youâre starting to wonder.
The frat twin laughs. âThatâs cute. Isnât she cute, Sato?â
âAdorable.â
Theyâre both laughing at you, and itâs irritating. Aggrieved, you ask, âWhatâs so funny? I donât think itâs a ridiculous question to ask considering we woke up in the same bed with no memory of last night.â
Toru lifts his arm, and yours, rustling your hair with your own hand. âBabe, if you slept with me, youâd never forget. Trust.â
âYour mind could forget, sure, but your pussy wouldnât; sheâd still be feeling with me,â Sato says, matter-of-factly. His bright, all-seeing eyes flit down to the apex of your thighs as you walk, and you have to resist the urge to squeeze them together.Â
Damn.
âHey, weâre here â 666.â He snickers to himself, thoroughly amused. Toru nudges you. âFitting, amirite?â
Before he could knock on, you stop him. âWhat are we gonna do if heâs in? Are you guys going to fight him?â
Sato drawls, âYou watch too many movies, Anthro; weâre just going to ask him to give us the key. Sukunaâs an asshole but heâs not the kind to drag a joke on.â
âYeah, he probably just forgot in the first place,â his twin added.Â
âOh.â
That makes sense. Thereâs no need to get violent. The prankâs not that harmful, you suppose.
They knock. You wait. No one answers.
âIs he not in?â
Toru tries the doorknob. The door opens. You all share a look. That feels pretty fucking ominous, like a trap laid out for you. âWeâre not going in, are we?â you ask, looking up and down the hallway in case someone catches you three trespassing, or is it breaking and entering?
Whatever it is, itâs going to end you up in prison.
Lips graze the shell of your ear as someone whispers, âScared of entering the devilâs domain with us? Think weâre going to eat you up? Hmm?â
âIf you behave, we will,â someone else rasps at the back of your neck.Â
âStop fucking around,â you reply, flustered by the tingles erupting where they touched you.Â
A hand presses in at the small of your back, and as the doorâs opened, one of them chirps, âIn you go, angel!â
You stumble inside, held up from falling only by the dense weight of two men chuckling at the little yelp you release.Â
The door clicks shut behind you.
For a second, you all just stand there.
Sukunaâs apartment isâŚexactly what youâd expect, and simultaneously worse â just aggressively, unapologetically male.
A pair of hockey skates sits abandoned by the entrance, laces trailing like shed snakeskin. A duffel bag, half unzipped, spills tape rolls, spare socks, and a mouthguard case onto the hardwood floor. The faint smell of detergent battles unsuccessfully with sweat and something woodsy, his cologne, probably, clinging to the air.
The living room is small but decent â a worn leather couch with a throw blanket tossed carelessly over one arm, a low coffee table cluttered with protein bars, a TV remote, a half-empty Gatorade bottle, and a stack of lecture notes weighed down by a puck. His backpack is slumped against the couch, as though it gave up halfway through being put away.
On one wall: framed team photos. A hockey stick mounted horizontally. A couple of medals draped over the corner of the frame, like it hardly matters to him.
The kitchen is visible from where you stand. Open plan. Dishes in the sink. Not stacked to the ceiling, but definitely past âIâll wash them laterâ territory. A frying pan left out on the stove. A carton of eggs on the counter. A magnetic whiteboard on the fridge with scribbled practice times and what looks like a grocery list that just says: milk, rice, jerk off 3:37pm.
Weirdly specific, but okay.
You all step further in, handcuffs clinking obnoxiously between you. The fuzz tinkles your wrist every time one of them moves too abruptly, and itâs soothed by the brushing of knuckles and the rubbing of shapes by thumbs.
âMaybe he left the key here,â one twin says, scanning. âLetâs have a look around.â
As a unit, the three of you shuffle around. Drawers are opened. Closed. A quick glance under couch cushions. You check the kitchen counter with your free hand, careful not to knock over the precarious tower of mail.
The apartment is messy but lived-in. No mysterious stains. No broken furniture. Just a college athlete who does not evidently prioritise tidiness.Â
Thenâ
Voices. From the hallway. Muffled at first: ââŚyou said you were done with herââ
The three of you freeze.
âAnd I am,â comes the unmistakable low, irritated drawl.
âOh really? Explain to me why I found her panties in your car!â
âTheyâre yours.â
âShut the fuck up. I donât wear blue thongs. I only wear white.â
âAinât nothing white and pure about you.â
âFuck you!â
Your stomach drops.
It sounds like a loversâ quarrel. You donât know this Sukuna very well, or at all, but youâre one hundred percent sure he would not be fine seeing you guys in his place when heâs fighting with his girlfriend.Â
Keys jangle outside.
âOh my God,â you whisper.
âCloset,â Sato hisses.
You donât argue.
They yank you down the short hallway toward what you assume is the bedroom. The space is larger than you expect â unmade bed, sheets twisted, a jersey tossed over the desk chair. His cologne bottle sits uncapped near the nightstand. A lamp. A stack of textbooks. A charging cable trailing off the mattress like something that gave up halfway. But thereâs no time to be psychoanalysing this manâs bedroom.
The front door opens.
âYou said that last time!â the woman snaps, her heels clicking sharply against the floor.
Youâre shoved toward the sliding closet door. It opens with a soft scrape. Inside: hanging shirts, mostly dark. Hoodies. A winter coat. Shoe boxes stacked on one side. A laundry basket half-full.
âAll of us?â you hiss.
âGot a better idea?â
The door slides shut just as footsteps enter the bedroom.
Youâre crushed instantly. Back against the wall. Toru in front of you. Sato practically plastered behind. The handcuffs force you closer than is remotely comfortable. Someoneâs arm is wedged between your ribs and a stack of shoeboxes. A coat hanger digs into your shoulder. How are you back in this position again?Â
Outside, the argument spills into the room.
âIâm not doing this,â Sukuna says flatly.
âYou never do anything! You justâ god, youâre impossible!â
A thud. Maybe something dropped on the bed. You hold your breath. Another thud. The mattress creaks. No, please donât, you beg.Â
âYou knew what this was,â he says, voice colder now.
âAnd what is it?â she demands.
Silence stretches. You can feel Toruâs heartbeat through his chest where youâre practically pressed against him. Or maybe itâs yours. The handcuffs shift as someone adjusts their balance. The metal clinks. Loud.
All four of you freeze again.
ââŚwhat was that?â the woman asks.
You donât breathe. Not a single one of you moves.
Sukunaâs footsteps approach. The closet door handle rattles lightly as if tested. Your heart actually stops. Like medically dead stops. Thenâ
A scoff.
âProbably the pipes,â he mutters dismissively. Footsteps retreat. The argument resumes, lower now. Tense.Â
Inside the closet, youâre still crammed together like contraband. One twinâs breath ghosts across your temple. âIf you make another sound,â he whispers so quietly it barely exists, âIâm framing you as the girl with the blue thong.â
You would elbow him if you had the space. It wasnât even you!
Instead, you stay very, very still.
Their masculine scents engulf you. One of them smells like tacky aftershave done right, somehow, and the other is clean laundry. Both are intoxicating, as is the heat they exude which has you flushing in the cramped space.Â
Itâs tight and cramped here. You barely have room to breathe, barely have room for your lungs to expand. And youâre pretty sure youâre standing on someoneâs foot, though no one complains. As slowly and carefully as you can, you adjust yourself, grimacing at the tightness and darkness in the closet.
âStop squirming,â Toru pleads. When you glance at him, heâs staring up, Adamâs apple bobbing.Â
âWhat?âÂ
Sato whispers in your ear, âYouâre making him pop a boner. Me too. Nobody tell you itâs rude to get a guy hard and not do something about it?â
âTheyâre right outside,â you whisper back. âEven if I wanted to, we couldnât do anything.â
A thumb flicks your nipple. Your moan is stifled by a hand to your mouth. Toru says, and in the darkness of the closet you can hear his grin, âOh, but you want to, donât you. You want to so bad. I bet feeling us up like this, knowing you can get caught, is making your little kitty purr.â
âLittle kitty? Seriously?â
âShut up, Sato. Maybe if you said it more, youâd get laid as often as I do.â
âI get laid plenty, asshole.â
âShut up both of you,â you fire back at the two of them, ear craning to hear whatâs happening outside. Thereâs no more arguing, which is a good sign, but thereâs definitely signs of life, which isnât a good sign; theyâre still here. You can hear talking, hushed and intimate, as well as rhythmic creaking.Â
Oh no.Â
âDamn,â Toru says under his breath. âRyomenâs fucking his girl. Guess Iâll finally be able to settle my bed with Fushiguro â does the psycho last longer than thirty seconds? Any takers?â
No one replies to him.
Through your breathing, you canât help but listen to the sounds of moaning and groaning. Thereâs even some slapping involved, and a couple, âyou like that?â, âyouâre making a mess all over my cock, you little slut,â and âpicking a fight just to cum, you ainât slick.â
That Sukuna guy is an aggressive one.Â
âIs it weird to say, given our situation, that I think itâs nice that theyâre so in love and can easily resolve their problems?â you say, as quietly as you can.
Both twins snort.
âThey ainât in love, Second year. Theyâre just horny and toxic, which makes for a great combo. And if I recognise the voice right, then thatâs Cassie. Sheâs a mess, no offence to her. She likes stealing her friendâs man. Great tits though.â
âSheâs just another girl in his roster; Sukuna doesnât date. Not unless pigs are airborn.â
âOh.â
The three of you are breathing heavily, constantly brushing up against each other. Toruâs shirt is scraping your hardened nipples through your shirt. Your ass is grinding behind you. Hands are gripping your hips under your skirt as another set sneaks under your top, clutching your waist and climbing higher and higher till itâs just about grazing the underside of your tits.
Is it the uninhibited moaning outside?
Or the masculine scent youâre enveloped in?
Whatâs got you so hot and bothered, squirming between them, whining to be touched?
A hand grips your hip, pulling you back. A hot thing hangs heavy behind you. Your breath hitches. Meanwhile, lips press to your temple, then to your cheek, and finally your lips.Â
Toru doesnât kiss you. Not yet. He first whispers, âBeen wanting to do this since this morning.â Then he kisses you. Itâs sweet, soft, and gentle. It gives you butterflies. A metallic thing scrapes your bottom lip, and when you gasp, heâs quick to explain, âJust my tongue piercing, babe. Youâll get used to it. Soonâll be getting to feel it against your clit, trust.â
Something long and hard slides itself between your thighs. You stiffen.Â
âWhat? Did you think I was gonna let my brother have all the fun?â Satoâs hands are gripping your bare hips, pulling you back and forth on his cock, which he ruts right up against your panties, cockhead prodding your clothed clit.
Panicking a little, you voice out, âWhat if they hear us?â
âYou donât want to be caught, Anthro? You better keep quiet then.â
One of them grope your tits, tweaking the hardened buds through your shirt, carrying your hand with his. You twitch with every flick, every scratch of a nail, and every pinch. Toru swallows your moans, greedily gulping them down. You really are getting used to the tongue piercing; itâs an addictive sensation against your own tongue.Â
The heat between your legs is almost scalding, and the way it separates your pussy lips, greeting your throbbing clit on its way forward, has your hips working back in tandem.Â
âGood girl,â one of them mutters.
The veins on the cock are felt by your sensitive skin. God, heâs big. Like really big. Would Toru be big too? Could you take any of their cocks? Both of them? Is that too filthy to think about?
Outside, a feminine voice calls out, âNgh! Sukuna, right there! Harder, baby, please!â
âDonât call me baby, you whore. Just take my cock and be quiet.â
You wonât admit it to anyone, but the sounds of skin slapping, headboard banging, and wanton screaming are getting to you. Theyâre setting the mood, and youâre growing less and less ashamed of the fact that youâre being thighfucked by one of the Gojo twins as the other shoves his tongue down your throat and squeezes your tits.Â
This is even filthier than in the locker room. More lewd. Obscene.Â
Youâre rubbing yourself all over twins in a closet, hiding, and trespassing whilst the owner of the place is fucking his girl, and they donât have a clue. If this is how parties end, then you might be inclined to attend another one of theirs.
âS-sato,â you whimper to his brotherâs lips, âIâm gonna cum.â
âFuck, me too.â
âWhat am I, chopped liver?â
Full body shudders wrack you. You clutch Toruâs stupid t-shirt, hips stuttering, and juices soaking your panties. Thighs tightening in pulses with the strain of your muscles, you wring groans from Sato right into your ear.Â
âShit, donât cum all over me,â Toru hastily says, before picking up a random shirt off the hanger and shoving it between your legs just in time as Satoâs cock pulses in waves. âUgh, thatâs disgusting.â
âThanks,â his twin mumbles, lifting your hand to his face. You fix his glasses for him, pushing it back up his nose bridge.Â
âWhere are you going now?â the girl asks, voice slightly muted by the barriers between you and her.
Bed creaking before feet pad on the floor, Sukuna answers, âGotta stop by the ADP.â Silence. âAlpha Delta Phi? Gojoâs frat? Jesus, do you know anything other than how to bounce on cock? Forget it. I just need to go pick something up. Let yourself out whenever, but donât be back here tonight. Iâm having the boys over.â
âOh, please, we both know thatâs just code for having your other girl over.â
âWell if you know, then why bother playing coy about it. Yeah, Iâm fucking other women, just like youâre fucking other guys. I donât care and neither should you. Take a shower, nap, or whatever the fuck you want. Just donât be here when I get back.â
âFuck you.â
âYou just did, sweetheart.â
Feet pad away and full silence returns to the room. In the distance, a door shuts. You all breathe out a sigh of relief, shoulders dropping.Â
âWhat an asshole,â you say, pushing the closet door open for fresh air.Â
âTold you,â the twins say in unison.Â
The bedâs been left a mess, with a huge wet patch at the centre that you donât want to focus too much on. Satoâs tucked himself back in his jeans expertly, and youâd think heâd never taken anything out in the first place.Â
âOi, Sato, lift her up for me.â
Sighing, the guy grumbles before lifting you by the back of your thighs. You fall back on his chest, head resting on his shoulder. Legs wide open, Toru kneels between them, grinning up at you. He winks, poking the wet spot youâve made in your panties.Â
âWhatâre you doing?â you ask, startled.
Toru shrugs, pulling your panties aside. He takes a deep inhale, nose skimming and coming back all glossy. âJust wondering what you taste like that. You both got to cum, so itâs only fair I get a little something too, no?â
âItâs logical. Practically a faultless argument,â Sato concurs, leaving a kiss on your heated cheeks to reassure you. âDonât worry; he wonât bite.â A little hushed and more mischievous, he adds, âNot like me.â
Naturally, that does nothing to wash away the embarrassment of his twin being face to face with your puffy pussy.Â
His smooth hands soothe the tremor in your thighs. âJust a taste, gorgeous. To tide me over till we make it back to the frat house to catch Sukuna. Besides, I want you to get comfortable with my tongue piercing.âÂ
He pecks your clit, then takes a longer lick of your pussy. You gasp, hands kept down by your sides by their own and unable to push him away. Toru is as unashamed as ever, shoving his whole face in your cunt and forcing squelches out when he tongues your entrance.Â
âW-weâre going back to the -ngh!- frat house?â
Sato hums, seemingly unbothered by any of whatâs going on. It might as well be any other Saturday. âWe have to catch him there; I donât want to spend the rest of my day chasing after him, when I could be buried inside your pussy.â
SLURRRRRP!
You cry out, toes curling.Â
âSo sweet,â the twin down there moans. âYou gotta taste her, Sato.â
âDonât talk with your mouth full, idiot,â he scolds. âAnd hurry up.â
âQuit telling me what to do â I like taking my time with good pussy, sorry.â
âToru!â
Cooing, he mutters an apology to your cunt. âAw, sorry, babe. Donât mean to neglect you. Donât worry, Toruâs here. Toruâs gonna make you feel so good, better than my brotherâs tiny ass dick, I promise.â
Said brother scoffs.Â
But you donât care about their unnecessary competition. You can only focus on the jolts of electricity zooming from your pussy and exploding in your belly. Youâve never been eaten out so good, and not with a piercing youâre painfully aware rubbing just right through your puffy folds. It rolls against your clit. You moan.
âFeel good?â Toru asks, all smug. âGot the idea from our piercer friend. Itâs a real hit with the ladies.â
You frown. âItâs impolite to talk about -hah fuck thatâs good- o-other women when youâre between someoneâs legs.â
Sato kisses your cheek again, and approvingly inserts, âPut him in his place, baby. Been trying to teach him manners since we were born and he never listens to me. Maybe heâll listen to you.â
âQuit talking about me like Iâm some kind of dog,â Toru grumbles.
âThen quit acting like it,â you bravely snap, possessed by the desperate need to chase another high. âMake me cum already, before I ask your brother to do it instead.â
Another kiss, this time punctuated by a chuckle. â
âKittyâs got claws. Thatâs fucking hot.â
Lips wrap around your clit, which is still sensitive from the incessant rubbing of Satoâs cock. Thatâs why when he finally sucks hard on the little thing, you cum again way too quickly. âFuck, Toru!â
âMm, thatâs right, baby, ride my face and my tongue.â
Through your writhing and squirming, Sato holds you up, bearing your weight with ease, all while Toru laps up the juices oozing out of your pussy, like a puppy, like a man in a dessert.Â
Thatâs three orgasms all in less than an hour. Itâs a new record for you, which means your body isnât used to it. On shaky legs, youâre set down. They hold you up, preventing you from collapsing on the floor.Â
One of them ruffles your hair. âYou did such a great job, Second year. Weâre almost at the finish line, think you can manage a slight jog back to the frat house?â
How are they so chill? How can they act like nothing happened? Thereâs not even a single wrinkle on their shirts, whereas you look and feel like a mess.Â
âY-yeah,â you mumble, dazed and still experiencing waves of an orgasm that wasnât supposed to happen so suddenly.Â
Sato nods, pulling your panties back into place and patting your pussy. âWe know a shortcut â itâll give us at least fifteen minutes ahead of Sukuna. More if he gets distracted and walks slowly.â
âGreat. Letâs go.â
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âOh my godâŚâ you breathe out, staring at your phone. âI was dancing on a table?â
More videos and pictures are surfacing online now that the partygoers are waking up and getting over their splitting headache. And damn it, you wish they hadnât.
Leaning over, Toru whistles. âThatâs fucking hot. It reminds me of when my frat brothers hired strippers for my birthday, except your dancing is so much better.â
You elbow the little kiss up. âWe both know thatâs a lie. Iâm dancing like a drugged up chimpanzee.â
âLike an unstable gas, just shaking about the place,â Sato adds. When Toru and you give him a look, a blush graces his cheeks. He adjusts his glasses and clears his throat. âSo he can talk about strippers but I canât mention anything related to the periodic table?â
That was a slip of his cocky façade, and it brings a smile to your lips.
He rolls his eyes at your look of adoration. Glancing at the screen, he says, âWe didnât have the cuffs then, and that was probably about midnight. Our parties typically end at 3 am, with some people lingering even later. So between then and 3am, Sukuna had slipped cuffs on us.â
âDo you think he drugged us too?â you wonder, speedwalking along the back of a building youâve never visited on campus. âI mean, Iâm just not the type to get black out drunk.â
Itâs awful to suggest Sukuna, a man youâve never met before, would be the type to spike peoplesâ drinks, but it would certainly explain things.Â
Toru shakes his head, running a hand through his messy hair. âI wouldnât put it past him to slip us something that makes us more susceptible to doing stupid shit. Though, honestly, looking at how Iâm twerking on my pledge, Itadori, I donât think I needed anything more to get black out.â
âThatâs just how you are naturally,â his twin snarks.Â
To that, the frat guy laughs in disbelief. âYouâre one to talk considering we have five videos of you writing equations on the entirety of the basketball teamâs backs and yapping their ears off about Digimon, which you only do after the eleventh shot. Shots, mind you, you hate but never pass down.â
âOnly âcause I need alcohol to survive your stupid parties,â Sato fires back.Â
âParties you enjoy!â
âAlright, alright, thatâs enough, boys. Letâs just agree we all got messy on our own,â you establish, feeling like the two are way too close to tearing each other apart.
When you reach the frat house, Sato opens the door for you. Does no one lock their doors on campus?
You didnât notice it in your rush to get out of the house earlier, how big and beautiful the house is. Itâs old, ornately decorated with impeccable wooden floors and portraits hanging on walls. Of course, there are thongs, bras, streamers, limp balloons, used condoms strung all over the place, and thereâs empty cans of beer and bottles of alcohol just lying about. But beneath all of the grime of a party done well lies a gorgeous home.Â
Cleaners flit about the place, collecting trash and mopping floors.Â
âPerk of living in a frat,â Toru proudly declares, âwe never have to clean up after ourselves.â
âThat is pretty cool,â you agree.Â
Sato huffs. âItâs insanely privileged. And intrusive. I much prefer not having strangers constantly leaving their traces in my home.â
The three of you gracefully ascend the stairs, avoiding mysterious wet puddles and stains you didnât want to think too much about. Sukuna doesnât seem to be here, so they were right about the shortcut.
âSo you live on your own?â you ask him, nodding a thank you to Toru who carries you over a stack of bottles.Â
âYeah, but weâre over at each otherâs places so often we might as well not be.â
You giggle. âThatâs so cute. You two just need to be together all the time, huh?â
Toru punches his brotherâs arm over your head. âSheâs laughing at us, Sato. She thinks weâre pathetic and psychotically close.â
âI promise, itâs only circumstance that keeps bringing us together,â Sato dryly says. âIf I had it my way, Iâd have said good riddance to him a long time ago.â
âMy sentiment exactly â pretty sure I tried to eat you in the womb and thatâs why youâre so ugly.â
A laugh escapes you.
Eventually, you reach their bedroom.Â
Right back where you started.
Smiling, you say, âItâs funny that we did all that work just to end up back here because Sukuna was always coming by, isnât it? Quite ironic actually.â
The door shuts behind you.Â
âLook, Toru,â a dark voice coos, âshe doesnât know sheâs about to be fucked an inch of her life.â
âI know,â an equally dark voice agrees. âI canât get over how stinkinâ cute she is. Makes me wanna just eat her out till she faints. Think sheâll let me?â
âI think sheâs been soaked the whole day and at this point sheâll let us do anything we wantâŚisnât that right, Anthro?â
The hairs on your arms stand on edge. Two foreboding presences flank you, reminding you that thereâs no where you can go that they wonât follow, that youâre stuck with them for good, and that you couldnât hope to fight them off even if you wanted to. Your panties might as well not be there by how your wetness is trickling down your thighs.
They drag you down onto the bed with them.Â
Hands make quick work of your clothes: they pull down your skirt, taking your panties with them, they yank your shoes and socks off, and one of them even grabs scissors to cut right through the shirt before you can say anything. The metal grazes your skin, slicing right between your tits.Â
âWait, wait,â you yell, overwhelmed by the suddenness of their actions. âSukuna! Sukunaâs coming.â
Sato says, âNot for twenty minutes â one of my friends said they saw him stop by the Student Council office.â
âProbably going to bother the Prez,â Toru snickers, pressing your panties to his nose and moaning. âFuck, I love the way your pussy smells. The dirtier the better.â
Heat rises to your cheeks immediately, and you fall back onto Satoâs lap. He licks a stripe up your neck. âMy brotherâs got weird tastes. Forgive him, angel. Heâs just born weird. I like to say I took all the brains in the womb.â
Toru snorts, throwing aside all your shredded clothes. âSure, letâs pretend I havenât had chicks crying to me about how youâre so mean to them, asking for me to be the nice twin.âÂ
The three of you kneel on the bed together, cuffs clinking when they clash, the pink fluff tickling skin. Theyâre both still dressed. You feel Satoâs jeans scratching your skin, the metal zip rubbing right up against your pussy, and Toruâs silly âBest Seatsâ shirt grazing your nose as he towers over you.Â
He brings up the hem, biting it, revealing washboard abs. You blink at it.
He says, âLick it, Second year. Go on.â Hesitating, you run your tongue over his torso, starting from the white treasure trail, over his outie belly button, then his abs, and his chest. Of course he knows he has an impressive body. Itâs important he knows you know that too; itâs an ego boost for him. âSuch a good girl,â he coos. âIâll be sure to fuck you real good as a reward.â
âNot until Iâm done,â Sato argues. âIâm older so I get first dibs.â
His long fingers are parting your pussy lips, grinding his zipper up and bumping it against your clit. The textureâs weird, and wild, and it has you heaving, no doubt leaving behind your slick all over the metal teeth.Â
Gripping your face with his free hand, Sato kisses you for the first time. Heâs got your neck twisted back, the wetness of your pussy smearing on your skin. Thereâs no piercing, only a minty taste that youâre obsessed with. Itâs messier, filthier, all tongue and spit, so different from how his brother kisses.Â
Youâre dragged back, and lips quickly replace Satoâs. That familiar piercing returns. Youâre stolen back again. Then again. And again. Theyâre fighting over who gets to kiss you. Youâre dizzy, breathless, creaming for more.
âQuit taking her,â Toru growls.Â
âFuck off,â Sato snarls. âJust sit there and look away. Threeâs a crowd.â
âItâs not fair. Youâre already getting to fuck her pussy first.â
âOh? Youâre so easy to give up?â He whispers in your ear, all smug, âMy brotherâs a pushover. Bet it turns you way off, doesnât it? Itâs alright, angel, you can tell him to back off. Itâll just be you and me, wonât that be nice?â
Fingers coat themselves in your pussy juice, rubbing your clit nice and good before pushing inside your pulsing hole. âNo, babe, tell the nerd he can fuck off and go research where the clit even is. Iâll fuck you so good you wonât be able to walk away from my bed even when the cuffs are off.â
Neither of them will actually give up, no matter what you say, you know that. So you say, âBoth of you. I want to be fucked by both of you. Please!â
âSheâs so polite. Isnât she polite, Sato?â
âPerfectly so.â
If someone had told you youâd be shared by twins in a frat house, youâd have called the police for harassment. Now, as youâve said those words and they sigh and begrudgingly agree to allow the other to be here, you think this was inevitable.
Toru creeps back, working on his zip and freeing his hard cock. A hand shoves your face forward. If it isnât for Sato holding you up, youâd be face planting into the sheets.Â
âA-are you sure Sukuna wonât catch us?â
Fingers push in, scissoring your cunt and prepping your walls. They cruelly curl up against your g-spot. âYou think sheâs trying to piss us off by mentioning another manâs name, Toru?â
âI think it doesnât matter â sheâs gonna forget thereâs anyone else outside these walls when Iâm through with her.â
Right in front of you, Toru strokes his dick. Itâs pale, flushed red at the tip and already leaking. Heâs trimmed neatly. Thereâs even a tattoo on his hip that says âLucky You ;)â
Your mouth waters.Â
The salty pre is smeared on your lips. He taps it, once, then twice. âSay ahh, babe.â
Behind you, something pokes your pussy. It slides between your thighs again, spreading your juices on your skin. It enters you, inch by inch, slowly, making you feel every bit of him.
At the same time, Toruâs cock pushes through, filling your mouth. Both ends have to stretch wide to accommodate them. Already, youâre overwhelmed, overstimulated, over the fucking moon at being used so lewdly. Your friends are never going to believe how you spent your Saturday, and your future kids will never know just how wild their mother got back in college.
Soon, they bottom out, and itâs a miracle youâve been able to take both of them at the same time.Â
âDamn, what a talented fucking mouth,â Toru breathes out, head thrown back. âA star for you, Second year.â
âYou should feel her pussy,â Sato grits out, fingers digging into the plush of your ass with the strain of resisting the urge to thrust over and over again in your cunt. âItâs the tightest thing ever.â
His brother groans. âShut the fuck up, dude. I canât stand hearing your voice. Respectfully. Youâre ruining this for me.â
âGrow up.â
In tandem, they rut back and forth, starting off in small bursts first to let you get used to it, then steadily growing faster and faster. Youâre basically being used as as fleshlight, fucked in the way they want, with little regard for how uncomfortably stretched out and twisted you are. And it feels amazing.
ButâŚ
Why does Satoâs cock feel so different?
Your cunt clenches down on it. He grunts, then chuckles. âYouâre wondering whatâs on my dick, arenât you? Itâs a piercing baby. Thought only Toru has one? Didnât expect it from me, did you? You feel it scraping your walls? Feel me deep inside your perfect pussy?âÂ
And you can. You can feel exactly where he is, how deep heâs in, how satisfied your gummy walls are to feel something so big stretching you out, like a feeding a sacrifice to a hungry god.
You moan around Toruâs dick. He grunts. âFuck, babe! Youâre gonna make me cum early.â
âPathetic,â Sato mutters. A cold wetness lands with a thwack right on your puckering hole. You jerk. âRelax. Just trust me.â A thumb circles the hole, pushing in only knuckle deep yet itâs more than enough to have you feeling insanely full. âIf we had more time, then Iâd prep this tight hole to take me. Thisâll have to do.â
Satoâs an ass guy?
Are you?
Itâs never occurred to you to play in that other hole, though as he hooks his thumb in, you start to think youâve been missing out this entire time. Toru, on the other hand, is obsessed with your tits. He keeps groping them, flicking the buds so youâll moan even more around his cock.
Balls are swinging, bumping against your chin and on your clit. The bed squeaks and creaks with the force of their ploughing, headboard slamming against the wall. You wonder if the other frat guys can hear, if they know youâre a slut squirting around a cock as you get rammed by their frat president and his twin brother. It must be a normal occurrence with how whorish they both are.
Your tongue swirls around the unpierced cockhead in your mouth, licking the salty slit. The guy in front of you curses, still biting the hem of his shirt. You can see his abs constricting, the muscles under his tattoo twitching. .Â
Sato breathily chuckles. âMy little brotherâs gonna tap out soon, and Iâll have you all to myself.â
Toru pushes back in immediately, not wasting even a single second. You have to breathe through your nose, the walls of your throat squeezing around the hefty intrusion. Whereas Satoâs long, Toruâs thicker â the difference is minute, yet you can tell.Â
Feeling challenged, Toru scoffs. He taps your cheek. âTell him he can spank you. Go on.â He pulls out.
You cough, throat hoarse already. âSpank me, Sato. Itâs okay, I can take it.â
SMACK!
You scream around Toruâs dick. His hips jerk forward with a groan. The fucker didnât waste a single second!
âSo fucking tight!â He slaps your cheek again, hitting exactly where he had the first time. You moan, pussy pulsing. âYou like that? Well, arenât you a dirty thing.â
Itâs a turn-on for Sato, you understand now. It flipped a switch in him, seeing the mark of his hand blooming on your ass; his hips are thrusting harder, hitting that gummy spot inside you that has you seeing stars and flooding down his cock, which practically rams you mercilessly.
The strength of his thrusting forces your throat to take Toru even deeper, a fact that the frat guy rejoices in as he holds you up by a hand on your tit, groping like he had before. The cockheadâs bumping the back of your throat, no doubt bruising you.
You cum, shuddering, but neither of them seem to care. They only notice the throbbing and rhythmic squeezing of your cunt and throat, groaning and grunting above you.Â
âPoor nerd,â Toru snickers. âHeâs gonna cum so quickly. Itâs sad, isnât it? Itâs nice that youâre so charitable, babe.â
âBig talk for a masochist.â The older twin rubs your clit, occasionally pinching the thing just to feel you tighten around him. Darkly, he orders, âDig your nails into his thigh. All the girls know heâs weak for pain. He even calls the older ones mommy. Sad, isnât it? Disturbed, even.â
Panicked, he tries to grab your hand before it can grip his thigh through his jeans. But itâs too late. Youâre faster. You dig your nails in as hard as you can so heâll feel it through the material. He whimpers, hips stuttering. âJesus FUCK!â
Hot cum spurts in your throat. You gag on the salty taste. Tears spring to your eyes.
Sato laughs, yanking you up by the air. Toruâs cock slides out with a pop!
Back flat on his chest, he holds you up with a hand around your throat. It presses in slightly, slowly stopping airflow to your head in intervals, holding enough to make you delirious.Â
Aggrieved and peeved off for being forced to cum early by a cheap trick, Toru poutily kisses your lips, running that tongue piercing over the seam. He pushes a hand against your belly. You whine, feeling even more of Sato this way. âLetâs see how long either of you lasts like this, cheaters.â
âFuck offâChrist! Shit!â
It only takes a mere second. Itâs more embarrassing than Toruâs premature ejaculation.
At the sudden and impossible tightness, the older twin curses under his breath. White paints your walls. The heat is searing and it pushes you over the edge too.Â
Quickly, youâre pulled off his dick, which is still spurting. Some cum gets on your face when youâre brought to your back on the bed. Theyâre manhanding you, positioning you like youâre a ragdoll, like youâre a mere toy for their pleasure. Itâs hard to tell where up and down are, left and right, if itâs even the same day.
A cock pushes in, bullying its fat length with no hesitation. The aftershocks wrings out a deeply satisfied moan from Toru, who sinks in balls deep easily. He mutters petulantly, âIf her pussy didnât feel so good, Iâd be too disgusted by your spunk all over her to get hard again.â
âBe grateful Iâm letting you fuck her at all,â Sato retorts. He removes his glasses, squinting and finding the fogging of the lenses a pain in the ass. As he clears it out with the bottom of his shirt, he adjusts himself over you, obscuring your view of Toru. His heavy cock hasnât lessened in density. It rests between your tits, soaked and sticky. âStick your tongue out.â
You do. He makes a noise of approval.Â
His hands push your tits together, sandwiching his dick. Satoâs shaven. He likes things nice and clean, itâd seem. The metal bars under his cockhead are hot against your skin. You can see them. They look painful.Â
In between moans, you ask him, âDid the -hngh- piercings hurt?â
He shakes his head, lazily thrusting on your skin. His cock bumps onto your tongue, leaving drops of salty cum. You can taste yourself and him, and it oddly doesnât disgust you.
Behind his brother, Toru pushes your thighs up, hooking them over his arms. Amused, he says, âHeâs lying. He cried after, telling me he regrets it and he wants the piercings taken off. What a little bitch boy.â
âHe exaggerates.â But the pink tinting Satoâs cheeks tells a different story.Â
âWhatever you say, big bro,â Toru muses.
He yanks you back and forth on his cock, not exactly thrusting anymore. Youâre back to being used a fleshlight, as a pocket pussy, dragged up and down the veiny length of him. Heâs reaching deep, stretching you out even more than his brother did, though he doesnât reach your cervix as nicely as Sato had. It hardly matters to you. The pleasureâs all the same.Â
Thumbs brush over your nipples, flicking and rubbing, all while Sato squeezes your breasts tightly around his cock. His veins are prominent too, and they tickle your skin with every thrust. You swirl your tongue around his cockhead, teasing the underside where his piercings are every time he reaches your mouth. He throws his hair back, Adamâs apple bobbing.Â
âFuck, that mouth. Real fucking sinful,â he mutters.Â
Rocked back and forth, bruised and bullied from top to bottom, fingers digging into sensitive flesh, marking and claiming, with sticky juices drying on your skin and tears dripping down your cheeks from the overstimulation â itâs one orgasm after the other.
âAw, are you crying?â Sato asks, smirking and not looking the least bit apologetic.
Toru chuckles. âFor something so tight and greedy, her pussyâs real weak, donât you think?â
âThe weakest.â
Skin smacks against skin. Juices splash. Puddles grow beneath you. You can taste their cum, feel them and hear and see them everywhere. Even when you close your eyes, the shapes of their cocks are imprinted, practically burnt on your retina. They wonât stop talking, wonât stop commenting on how you tremble and tense around them.Â
One of them moans pornographically. They both laugh.
âHear how she moans? Youâd think sheâs on OnlyFans and sheâs trying to rack in the subs. Dirty, dirty girl.â
âShe does moan pretty loudly. Squeals like a pig too.â
Toru adds, âOh and her pussy wonât stop talking back to me. Maybe she wants to debate the collegiate system with me, or give me a glowing review on my dick game.â
âOnly youâd lose to a debate with a literal cunt,â Sato says, snorting.
âOh because youâd win one? Thatâs what you wanna brag about?â
âI won one when I made her cum like three times on my dick today.â
âPssh, youâre deluded.â
None of what they say gets to you. Youâre too deep in the pleasure, in the euphoric bliss, to properly register what theyâre saying. You just want them to keep fucking you, to keep stimulating your entire body. You want this to never stop.
Ankles locked around Toruâs hips, you yank him back, wanting more and more of him. Itâs never enough. The hairs at his base tickle your clit before he grinds his pelvis against it. Your eyes roll back.Â
Sato spits a fat dollop on your tit, barely assisting the glide of his cock, which easily slides between your tits â he just wanted to do that. The sight of you all messy, lips glossy, eyes dazed, causes the corners of his mouth to twitch.Â
Spittingâs his thing. Panty sniffing is Toruâs.
The more you learn about them, the more your invite to Hell solidifies. They really are twins from the Underworld, just so filthy, so lewd, so damned.
âFucking tight, squeezing me so good,â one of them groans, barely understandable.
âPretty fucking tits, prettier fucking mouth,â the other says, eyes flitting between your face and your breasts, undecided where it wants to stay.
All three of you moan at the same time, bodies spasming, and clit and cocks throbbing. Everyone gasps for breath, the air humid and tangy.Â
FinallyâŚ
âNgh! Sato! Toru!â
Cum spurts on your face, and you have to shut your eyes to avoid getting some in there. They land on your cheeks and nose and tongue. More cum fills up your cunt. All of your juices mix together in a warm concoction.Â
Youâve never been more full and deeply satisfied. You feel it in your bones, in your souls.Â
The fluff of the cuffs are soaked with your sweat and cum, the metal clammy. There are marks on your wrists from where theyâve pulled too much or too harshly, and the sting only adds to the pleasure.Â
Best.
Sex.
Of.
Your.
Life.
Probably best threesome too. Not that youâre planning on having any more.
âFuck that was good,â Toru says, hands rubbing your thigh and your stomach. He pulls out, and you wince. The emptiness is upsetting, although it doesnât last very long; his long, slender fingers push the cum leaking out back in, keeping you plugged for a little longer.Â
âMm,â Sato agrees, wiping cum from your face only to shove it in your mouth for you to suck off.Â
âWhat kind of freaky circus act am I looking at right now?â
Heads flip to the door. You almost get whiplash from how fast you turned.Â
In the doorway, a pink-haired, heavily tattooed man stands. He doesnât look disturbed, just amused. His eyes drink in your form, from your face to your tits to your pussy, or as much of your body he can see from where heâs standing anyway.
âOh hey, Ryomen,â Toru says, not making a move to cover himself or you up. He just stands there between your legs, absentmindedly rubbing your clit. âHow you doing?â
âToru!â you scold, still dazed but thinking more clearly than the other two, thatâs for sure. âAsk him about the cuffs.â
Does no one care about your dignity?
Nudity between men might be normal, but itâs certainly not between men and women. Despite that, theyâre acting like he just caught you hanging out. No one covers you up. The newcomer doesn't look away. Theyâre all acting like itâs the most normal thing in the world.
Who you presume is Sukuna finally spots the pink cuffs. He groans. âYou got it all dirty. God, I fucking hate you dumbass twins. Came back to pick it up, and this is how you repay the favour? You better get me new ones, Gojos.â
You blink.
Static rings in your ears.
âTheyâŚborrowed it from you?â
Sukuna quirks a brow, like heâs surprised youâre daring to speak to him. âYeah, twin fucker. In exchange for the keys to their garage and whatever car I wanted to drive around for the weekend.â Then he seems to piece something together and laughs mockingly. âJesus, did they sell you some story about how I cuffed you three together in punishment or something? How dumb can you be?â
Sato huffs. âWatch it, Ryomen.â
âYeah, another insult from your lips and Iâm decking you right across the cheek.â
âWhatever you freaks.â A ping goes off on his phone. Sukuna reads the notification. âAlright, I gotta get going. Get me new cuffs and keep me out of your shit. Donât even know why you didnât just get your own.â
Toru chuckles, tension disappearing as though it was never there to begin with, and his fingers still fucking inside you. âLies sell better when mixed with a little truth.â
Disgusted, Sukuna scowls. âYou sound like your nerdy brother. Donât try to sound smart, Idiot Gojo. It donât fucking suit you.â His eyes fall back to you. He smirks. âIf you get tired of their pasty asses, Iâm more than happy to fuck you right. You know where I live.â
He knew you were there?
Seeing the bewildered look on your face, he scoffs. âYou all breathe so fucking heavily. You think I wouldnât sense your stupidity radiating from my closet? I mean, I always knew the two of you were in the closet, but I never knew youâd be in there with a girl. Guess sexuality really is a spectrum.â
âFuck off, Sukuna,â Sato growls, cock soft now and being tucked right back into his pants.
He waves a hand lazily. âYeah, yeah, Iâm going. Unlike her, Iâm not interested in doing it with twins. Iâll see you weirdos around.â
âWait!â you call out before he can leave. âThe key! We need the key!â
Sukuna rolls his eyes at you.Â
âYouâre slower than you look,â he mutters, exasperated beyond measure. Louder, he says, enunciating hard so youâll get it, âI. Donât. Have. It. The twins. Are. Sexual deviants. Who lie. To get pussy. They have the key. They always had it. You think only with your clit or something?â
A pillow gets thrown at him, followed by, âFuck off, Ryomen.â
With a middle finger aimed at all three of you, he goes back the way he came, leaving you with guilty looking twins who each fish out a small key from their pockets.Â
âOh look,â Toru weakly cheers, âwe found it. Yay!â
One winces. âGuess we wonât need to go to the fire station.â
i really love that itâs canon at least in the 4komas that misa is the one to drive them places (thatâs both light and L in the back) (they do notttt know how to drive)