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[She/her] [ENFP] [19] [Bi] Special interest dump blog (◕ _ ◕)♾️🎉 I like the color brown. Oh, I might vent here but it will be marked as such.

[supertrainstationh]

CHARITY CASE CHAMPION

by Super Train Station H ---------------------------------

I round up with pride at the checkout for Autism Speaks, but insult adults who like "Thomas the Tank Engine", and call them freaks.

I want to help the disabled, my bumper sticker proves it, truly, but when they get older, they better not enjoy "Bluey".

I support the autistic, and buy charity merch gladly, but I harass them online over things that make them happy.

There's no way those people could be autistic in any case, because I'm normal, so how could them, and me, be in a common space?

Leading brand charities told me what to look for: kids, often pitiable, easy to be adored, typically male - if they don't look like that, they're surely faking it, without fail!

I trust groups claiming to speak for disabled folks, without a doubt, but when they speak for themselves, it proves they're acting for web clout.

I "light it up blue," so those with hardships won't be silenced, but if I meet them online, I pelt them with written violence.

If they were really autistic they wouldn't and shouldn't have mentioned it! Speaking to me is for equals, I know I'm better than them!

How dare adults speak of benefiting from therapy courses? They should feel terrible for stealing disabled children's resources!

My heart goes out for those with sensory issues, in their younger days, but when they grow up, seeing them happy makes me outraged.

God forbid an adult enjoy things rated for all ages, or draw themselves as creatures from the comic strip pages.

I sympathize with web videos of disabled kid's meltdowns, but I see an adult happily flapping online, I'll run them out of town!

Why should it be on me to stow my righteous hostility?

Those phonies are mocking the plight of children with special needs!

"Autistic adult" is clearly an oxymoron. I browsed a charity website, so I know what's really going on!

Autistic people aren't legit unless they're kids that don't talk, that means adults that use vocal speech are committing fraud.

And as for those with different brains who happen to be silent, why consider their feelings, when they belong in asylum?

Stories put forth by autistic adults, are clearly embellishments, since for disabled people, they sure seem oddly intelligent.

I'm a well-balanced person, doing what little good I can manage, so I lurk online seeking targets to hate and disparage.

Exposing the lies of those that falsely claim to be special, makes me such a good person, that I deserve a gold medal!

So pitch in this April, every penny will be spent well - the cute kids on the posters, need every bit of help.

Their lives have been stolen, only your cash can restore their dreams!

But know, they shouldn't be cared about, after they hit eighteen!

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[gimmemammoney]

oh, no! you're making him blush pls continue (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

[snoogkies]

He's sO CUTE 😭

[tortor-sauce]

‼️cw // suggestive

how obm probably would’ve gone if i used a self insert instead of an oc

[snoogkies]

MOOD

[devildomwriter]

What order of age does everyone go in, im talking like the brothers, the dateables, everyone from the Celestial realm. Because i know that barbatos is the oldest and luke has to be the youngest out of the characters, but where does everyone else fall into place?

1. Lucifer is the first of angels and Barbatos the first of demons. They are probably the same in age but I’m willing to bet Lucifer is oldest.

2. Michael

3. Simeon

4. Mammon

5. Leviathan

6. Asmodeus

7. Beelzebub/Belphegor

8. Raphael (possibly as he is referred to as being young even by the twins)

9. Lilith (assuming)

10. Diavolo

11. Mephistopheles

12. Thirteen

13. Solomon

14. Luke

15. Satan (physically)

16. The Little Ds

17. MC

[snoogkies]

So Lucifer is OLD old. 💀 Love that old man.

[todaysbird]

WELCOME BACK GALÁPAGOS RAIL!!!

[kisscathedral]

Obey Me!: Hickey Headcanons

Pairing: the bros x gn!mc

Genre: suggestive

Content: headcanons abt their opinions on hickeys

Lucifer:

giving:

anywhere and everywhere

he's the avatar of pride, he wants to claim what's his as his

it's not even sexual sometimes, the time he spends marking you up much deeper and more intimate

sometimes he gets embarrassed when his brothers or Diavolo point out the dark spots all over your neck, sometimes he gets smug; it depends on his mood and who's teasing him

feels at ease whenever you show them off

receiving:

nowhere visible

he has a reputation to uphold after all

he does let you mark him if you want to, though

enjoys that you want to claim his body as yours

usually happens during sex/foreplay and he finds it very endearing

sometimes just looks at them in the mirror and feels loved

Mammon:

giving:

it just happens

wherever his lips are, hickeys are bound to happen

he's so greedy, he can't get enough and his lips translate that desperation into beautifully crimson marks on your skin

he fucking loves looking at them, feeling proud and accomplished and shy because he barely remembers making them

doesn't mind any teasing about them on you

receiving:

not the biggest fan but he just can't say no to you

so shy and red and embarrassed when you mark him up

he loves the way they look on him and sometimes finds himself tracing them and zoning out

they make him feel loved <3

almost drops dead from embarrassment when someone points them out on him

there is a small part of him that's proud of them though

Leviathan:

giving:

meh

he's way too insecure

constantly asks if he's doing it right and later complains that his hickeys have weird shapes and look off-

he's way way way too in his head about the whole thing

therefore hates when people see the hickeys on you because he believes everyone's judging his... hickey-skills

receiving:

so shy about it and so very squirmy when you mark him

almost passes when you mark his thighs

can not bear to look at them there, instantly and painfully turned on at the reminder of where your lips had previously been

kind of digs the look but doesn't like others pointing it out too much

so he prefers when your marks are someplace he can hide under clothes

Satan:

giving:

usually doesn't mean to mark you, it just happens

he's so into it, so into you, he barely registers the marks blooming along the trail his lips pursue

proud of them when he notices them afterward

kind of teases you about them but wears a small blush himself while doing so

for some reason, your hips are the part of your body that he marks the most

receiving:

craves them sometimes but doesn't know exactly why

doesn't like them too much up on his neck

the lower, the better, actually

likes especially when you take your time really claiming his body

his fav form of foreplay

secretly makes pics of the marks you leave on him and looks at them when he misses you

Asmodeus:

giving:

hickeys are like his fav thing ever

doesn't cover you in them, he thinks that looks tacky

just leaves maybe one or two small ones carefully placed on your neck

they usually don't happen in sexual contexts either, just during make-outs or cuddles

so so so proud of them and loves pointing them out in front of other people

receiving:

very particular with their placements

sometimes asks you to give him one because it matches his outfit

takes several pictures of especially cute hickey arrangements and posts them

will complain if you leave an "unaesthetic" hickey in the heat of the moment

loves loves loves when people point them out

Beelzebub:

giving:

another one where it happens without realizing

his mouth just gets too eager, too ravenous, too hungry sometimes

the type to apologize for them afterward

gets shy when he sees them on you but also can't quite take his eyes off of them

thinks they suit you, but he's not over the top into them

receiving:

indulges you if you really like them

but he doesn't have a particular preference

does enjoy how intimate he feels when you mark him up

thinks they look nice but again, not a necessary accessory

also doesn't mind if people point them out, very casual about it

Belphegor:

giving:

honestly too tiresome

tries it once or twice but quickly realizes they're not worth the trouble

likes how they look on you and places them on very obvious spots

proud when people point them out

might get over his laziness when he feels particularly jealous/possessive

receiving:

doesn't have a certain opinion on it

finds it slightly soothing when you take your time marking his body

doesn't enjoy it as foreplay too much, he's too impatient for that

it's better as a casual act of intimacy or as a part of aftercare affection

couldn't care less if others see them but enjoys looking at them himself

[lovetei]

TW: Smut, expect the worse

You know what you realize sometimes?

It's the fact that your boyfriend is so big and so wide that whenever you two make love, it looks like he's forcing himself on to you.

You would be seated on DIAVOLO'S throne, legs spread as wide as you possibly can just to accommodate his size. He would be pounding you so hard and pinning you in your place so much that when someone managed to catch a glimpse of you, it would look like a giant is trying to fuck a fairy.

And with LUCIFER he would have you pinned on his bed, uniform still on, and he would be ramming his cock in you like he doesn't care for your well-being. Roughed out moans escape your throat as your stomach suddenly feels so full.

And then there's BEELZEBUB gripping the sheets beneath him as he let's you ride him so that you can control your pace, but fuck does he just want to thrust his hips upward and ruin your pretty little hole.

And then MEPHISTOPHELES would pin you on the wall like frame, his fangs sinking to your shoulder as he fucks you like a rabbit. He knew you came twice a minute ago, is he supposed to care? You just coat his cock ,so fucking perfectly that he can't stop himself from burying his cock deeper in you and bullying your hole.

[snoogkies]

Hell yeah

[xifhera]

| Part 1 | The older brothers

Look I’m sorry but these guys are a little silly sometimes

Let me know if you want the side characters done:)

[snoogkies]

"Daddy gets what daddy wants 🐺👹👿💔🥀⛓️" reminds me of that scene from Shrek: "Not here, kitten whiskers. Daddy will discuss it LATER." 😭😭😭

[todaysbird]

This is going to be totally dismissed under the Trump administration, but…we should all be very, very concerned.

[todaysbird]

a lot of people are worried about the birds, and of course, you should be…but we breathe the same air. this is affecting us, children, pets…it’s absolutely wild that there is not a worldwide crisis response to this

[arielsojourner]

USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

[kasplode]

Organised by People’s Union, read more here:

Nationwide economic blackout on February 28: What to know about boycott

When Donald Trump reentered office, one of his first calls to action was to end several DEI initiatives in the federal government.

[voxsanitybox]

If some of you actually read the articles on this, yes, a single day won't make a world of change, and they are very clear about that. It's not about a single day, it's about the first day.

Quote, "This blackout is a wake up call, a first step in proving that we have the power to disrupt the system."

"This protest's real power lies in its potential for escalation. If the People's Union follows through with planned longer-term boycotts, we could see significant shifts in how corporations balance profit margins against social responsibility."

"The People's Union USA is not just about one day, it's about creating a long term strategic action. February 28th is the start, but we are building a sustained movement that continues to grow with each video posted." "This isn't a one time protest, it really is the beginning of a shift in how the people can demonstrate their power intelligently to the corporations and government."

"[It'll] likely have a minimal direct impact. But what many overlook is the power of the idea. The playbook for this already exists—Montgomery, 1955, the Bus Boycott. If this gains traction, it could turn into something much bigger, especially if people extend it beyond just one day."

Here's a list of MORE, UPCOMING, PLANNED BOYCOTTS.

[asidian]

If you're US-based, please join me on the 28th to take part in this.

[birdenjoyer]

I put every bird I could think of into this wheel. Spin the wheel. You're that bird now.

Thoughts?

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Hell yeah brother

Could be worse

I mean I'd rather not be a bird but I like how I look

I'd rather not be a bird but at least I can fly

My bird can't even fucking fly.

I hate you. I hate you and all that you stand for

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2025

[theo-saurus]

@todaysbird

[snoogkies]

I'm a killdeer 💖😭 Coincidentally, I evacuated a family of them from a dip in the middle of a road they decided to settle in so they wouldn't get hit. They're so cute.

[aita-blorbos]

AITA?

I am a hole known as the anus, located between the buttocks and used to expel waste.

AITA?

YTA

NTA

JAH

NAH

ESH

INFO

Voting ended onFeb 4, 2025

[obae-me]

How many kisses I think it would take before he turns to mush

My creativity has been stuck in essentially a rush hour traffic jam for like weeks, so let's write something silly for practice, shall we?

Lucifer

Definitely ten or more. He tries to keep his composure, to focus on the task at hand, scold you for coddling him and distracting him, but if you hold onto your stubbornness and see it through to the end, he will be putty in your hands soon after you reach double digits. He might even fall faster if you give him little bits of praise after every kiss.

Mammon

Three MAX. One to catch him off guard, one to make it really sink in, and then the third to land the final blow. No amount of tsundere will outlast the triple attack. He'll be following you around like a lost puppy for the rest of the day, almost demanding more. He's greed after all, three might've broken him, but he'll be damned if he doesn't get more.

Levi

I would be tempted to say just one is enough, but we want a soft boy, not a vibrating, anxious mess. He gets tense at first, and he needs some reassurance and some time to understand that he likes and is okay what is happening. So I'm going to say five or more kisses. The first few he's just stuttering and blushing, but soon after, he can put that aside and just allow himself to relax a bit.

Satan

He acts like it takes him just as long as Lucifer, reaching double digits, when in reality he gave in internally much much earlier than that. Four is when his heart is melting and his mind is screaming, but around eight is when his body starts to unwind, almost curling around you like a cat.

Asmo

Much higher than you would expect. One must bridge the initial flirting phase before he becomes a puddle. I'm going to say probably six kisses. The first three he'll be giddy, but if you get softer with each kiss, he'll slowly start to become speechless.

Beel

As long as there isn't food in the way, just one. One kiss is all it takes. This demon has just so much love in him, you hardly need to kiss him for him to be soft for you. He doesn't need to put up an act. Just give him a single smooch and he'll drop whatever he's doing to cuddle into you.

Belphie

So many kisses. Probably even more than Lucifer. He feels like he deserves your kisses anyway, so it's hard to get him flustered about it, especially when he's so spoiled. Besides, you have to hope your affection won't lull him to sleep. Over ten for sure. Just keep going. Eventually, he'll be overwhelmed and give up his sleepy smug nature and transform into fluff.

Diavolo

Look me in the eyes and tell me this touch starved man will not cave after like two or three. He's not used to kisses, so the first kiss has his brain lagging. Hit him with the double combo and he's gone. Wasted. Fatality. Although please just kiss him more than twice. He really likes it.

Barbatos

Too many to count, unfortunately. He likes it, don't get him wrong, he's just tough to break. But there must be a breaking point somewhere. Keep attacking him with kisses and surely he must give in eventually, although most likely by his own will, giving in just so you can catch a proper breath. A win is a win.

Simeon

Probably no more than four, although it seems like more than that because he'll often return to sender and kiss you back. Don't give in, you must stay strong before he makes you melt first. Hum as you kiss him and he'll fall faster, almost cooing.

Solomon

He's got a stronger will than most, almost as good as Barbatos, but he will melt in due time. He'll treat it like a game at first, which it almost is to you, but he doesn't have to know that. It takes a while, but when he melts, he melts fast. He'll be trying to chuckle and make light of it one moment, and then be a completely speechless mess the next.

[seshrat]

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

[official-penis-posts]

Counterpoint: unemployment means more time to masturbate

[birdandmoon]

[devildomwriter]

“You’re joking, right?!”

“What reason would I have to joke?”

“Unbelievable…what’s wrong with you? You absolute fossil of a man…how can anyone be so thick headed? Honestly, it’s scary.”

“What’s that supposed to mean? Are you mocking me?”

— Thirteen and Mephistopheles after he assumes she’s interested in him (Nightbringer Chapter 31-8 H)

[snoogkies]

Thirteen is me without a filter 😭💀

[i-give-you-a-fish]

Funniest picture on iNaturalist

[dreamofbecoming]

@todaysbird

[todaysbird]

Official Bird