I think I'm funny

He/them | I enjoy birds, Discworld and TF2 | minor | Yes, that is my cockatiel and his name is Mittens :)

[herpsandbirds]

Royal Spoonbill I saw hanging out in a storm drain one time

I hang out in the storm drain all the time and I've never seen him there… 

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[nattousan]

#ratatouille

[real-language-facts]

falsify - to make something false

salsify - to make something salse

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[real-language-facts]

theres a word you cant say 6 times in a row because its going to turn you into another copy of itself. however youre going to be ok with it

[fagstaynight]

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

[rabbit-inwonderland]

yknow when you start getting into something and you can feel its gonna get you

[real-language-facts]

did you know book is short for baldguy took

no but im a little scared now. what did the baldguy take

[real-language-facts]

dinosaurs spoke esperanto and thats why they had to die

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[real-language-facts]

falsify - to make something false

salsify - to make something salse

[wizardarchetypes]

orgot to take my sleep meds one time and YUP! it's 4 am

[wizardarchetypes]

i put way too much mustard on this sandwich fuck my life

[bluebirdmask]

my discworld reading experience so far

[neenarchive]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

[neenarchive]

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

[themaveriqueagenda]

shoutout to nonbinary people who are deemed complicated or confusing. shoutout to nonbinary people who have 5 names. shoutout to nonbinary people who go by neopronouns. shoutout to xenogender people. shoutout to nonbinary people who use gendered terms for themselves but allow no one else to. shoutout to nonbinary people who go by different pronouns every day. shoutout to multigender people. shoutout to transmascs who were amab. shoutout to transfems who were afab. shoutout to nonbinary people who are neither cis nor trans. shoutout to nonbinary people who have pronouns that only certain people are allowed to use. shoutout to nonbinary people who are known by different names to different people. shoutout to outherine people. shoutout to transmascfems. shoutout to nonbinary people who are both cis and trans. shoutout to nonbinary people who don't care about making sense to others. shoutout to nonbinary people who actively want to confuse people.

[lindleland]

there is so much to unpack in this clip

[lindleland]