Hoot.

So fancy...

[thethespacecoyote]

SCP Foundation For Beginners

Since a lot of people are getting into WtNV and are interested in things similar to it, I figured I should make a compilation post about the SCP Foundation and some good entries to start with if you’re wanting to get into it and its own brand of weirdness but don’t really know where to start. So here! Happy reading my friends. 

Classic/Well-Known SCPs:

SCP-173 (The Sculpture)

SCP-682 (Hard-to-Destroy Reptile)

SCP-87 (The Stairwell)

SCP-106 (The Old Man)

SCP-261 (Pan-dimensional Vending)

SCP-914 (The Clockworks)

SCP-93 (Red Sea Object) - be sure to read the supplemental documents on this one

SCP-96 (Shy Guy)

SCP-231 (Special Personnel Requirements)

SCP-294 (The Coffee Machine)

SCP-001 (Dr. Clef’s Proposal)

SCP-073 (“Cain”)

SCP-076 (“Able”)

SCP-426 (I am a Toaster)

SCP-823 (Carnival of Horrors)

SCP-579 ([DATA EXPUNGED])

Horror/Disturbing:

SCP-1981 (“Ronald Reagen Cut Up While Talking”)

SCP-610 (The Flesh That Hates)

SCP-835 (Expunged Data Released)

SCP-701 (The Hanged King’s Tragedy)

SCP-1983 (Doorway to Nowhere)

SCP-004 (The 12 Rusty Keys and the Door)

SCP-804 (World Without Man)

SCP-015 (Pipe Nightmare)

SCP-097 (Old Fairgrounds)

SCP-439 (Bone Hive)

SCP-895 (Camera Disruption)

SCP-140 (An Incomplete Chronicle)

SCP-1048 (Builder Bear)

Comedic/Safe:

SCP-447 (Ball of Green Slime)

SCP-1006 (Spider Proletariat) 

SCP-420-J (it’s a pot joke surprise)

SCP-504 (Critical Tomatoes)

SCP-1541 (The Drunk God)

SCP-131 (The “Eye Pods”)

SCP-871 (Self Replacing Cake)

The whole “J” series are comedic SCPs

Personal Favorites:

SCP-025 (A Well Worn Wardrobe)

SCP-089 (Tophet)

SCP-354 (The Red Pool)

SCP-1057 (Absence of Shark)

SCP-1012 (Secret Chord)

SCP-1440 (The Old Man From Nowhere)

SCP-1115 (Ancient Aerial Drones)

SCP-1050 (Obsidian Obelisk of Warning)

SCP-1128 (Aquatic Horror)

SCP-1193 (Buried Giant)

SCP-1047 (Vengefully Ironic Street Signs)

Foundation Tales/Other:

Document Recovered From the Marianas Trench

Transcript of Dr Clef’s Seminar, “Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn’t

10:30 AM

Ethics Committee Orientation 

Log of Anomalous Items

Where They All Go

Bees

[thechekhov]

I made a thing! I was thinking about this for a few days - because I realized that when I was young, I was also frustrated about being given the same advice over and over - without really knowing what it meant!!

Here’s 5 techniques which I have done before which have helped me grow as an artist, which are good for 5-minute warmups or just straight up challenges for your sketchbook! 

Obviously, these are not the ONLY techniques - they’re just the ones I find most fun! And maybe they’re not the most ‘correct’ ones out there, but it’s better than another comic about practicing more, right? 

Good luck to everyone on their drawings!

[thecaffeinebookwarrior-deactiva]

Honestly, as an artist and illustrator myself, seeing all the posts yelling at newbies to “practice” is so frustrating to me. It feels condescending, and would have had me running for the hills in no time if I was just starting out. This is much more helpful.

[gatobob-deactivated20240303]

REAL GOOD POST

Thank you! I will stop saying ‘Practice’ by itself now!!!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

When I listen to a song on repeat, it’s not so much for the song itself, but rather to sustain a feeling I’ve come to associate with it.

[snoop-owl]

Oh my god yes!

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

fucks sake

[doctordragon]

god dammit

[setsu-nana]

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

[heckheckhheck-deactivated201712]

S T O P

[lazy--tuesday-deactivated201806]

Maybe just take off the glasses!?

[turtlemuffinbutt]

[noiz]

This is my bible. Bye.

[sephielya-deactivated20161001]

Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent?

[fangfotographie]

I didn’t just read it in the accent. I felt the accent. 

[anathemarmotqueen]

i

[kbnet]

絶対必要な単語。ｗ

Also good ones:

ざけんなよ。 zakenna yo. You gotta be fucking kidding me.

そんなばかな！ sonna baka na! That’s ridiculous!

出てけ。 deteke. Leave.

何ってたか、てめえ？特殊作戦群の卒業クラスでは一番だった俺は無数のアルカイダに反して極秘の使命に関わったし、公認キルは３００人以上なんだぞ。游撃戦兵で、自衛隊の最高の狙撃兵だ。てめえなんてありがたりの目標、それだけ。間違いない、この世に見たことない正確にぶっこわすぞ。ネットでそんな悪い口なんて許せると思うのか？考えなおせ。話しながら日本中のスパイネットワークを呼んで、IPをたどってるので、嵐のために準備を。生活と言う可哀想さの殲滅を持ってくる嵐だ。お前はもう死んでいる。 nan tte ta ka, temee? tokushu sakusengun no sotsugyou kurasu de wa ichiban datta ore wa mukou no arukaida ni hanshite gokuhi no shime ni kuwatta shi, kounin kiru wa sanbyakunin ijou na n da zo. yuugeki senbei de, jietai no saikou no sogekihei da. temee nante arigatari no mokuhyou, sore dake. machigai nai, kono yo ni mita koto nai seikaku ni bukkowasu zo. Netto de sonna waruiguchi nante yuruseru to omou no ka? kangae naose. hanasinagara nihonchuu no supai nettowaaku wo yonde, IP wo tadotteru no de, arashi no tame ni junbi wo. seikatsu to iu kawaisousa no senmetsu wo mottekuru arashi da. omae wa mou shindeiru. What the fuck did you say about me you little bitch? I graduated top of my class in the JSDF Special Forces Group, and I’ve been involved in countless secret missions against Al-Quaeda, and I have 300 confirmed kills. I’m trained in gorilla warfare, and I’m the top sniper in the entire Self Defense Force. You are nothing but just another target. Make no mistake, I’ll wreck you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think I’ll let you get away with saying shit like that on the internet? Think again. As we’ve been speaking, I’ve contacted my network of spies across Japan, and your IP is being traced, so get ready for the storm. The storm which will annihilate the pathetic thing you call your life. You’re already dead.

[bunnyclown1975]

thank u

[sulettacore64]

@littlelinguaphile

[mikuladie]

[dimomarg-deactivated20181220]

[sanex-deactivated20170216]

[yoyle-cake-deactivated20170227]

[237-moved-deactivated20200830]

WHY DOES THIS POST GET EVEN WORSE EVERY TIME I SEE IT

[muse-whimsy]

[gravity-harness-deactivated2022]

[shineysmile]

[scarfofsilver]

[goobat]

So Toonami’s gonna have some English Jojo. But it’s not starring Jotaru. It’s starring McCree. 

[snoop-owl]

Well,i t’s high noon somewhere in the continue...

[karynchaotic-deactivated2016082]

take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes

[impactrueno]

[ggoodbbyee-deactivated20170811]

WTF

[snoop-owl]

The face of homicide

[gastrictank]

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

[lozchic3]

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

[michaelmamaril-deactivated20171]

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

goodbye small fucker

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

[killjillvt]

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

[serpyra-archive]

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[xeppeli]

I will resurrect many time with more strangth.

[marcosclopezblog]

Revenge is sweet.

[serperoir]

goodbye small fucker

[iamanelemelon]

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

[thecrystalfems]

I love how every time I see this there’s a new addition

The saga continues

[askyourbestnightmare]

…You IDIOTS.

[kittymewmyu]

The only version I will ever reblog is this one

[snoop-owl]

Someone gonna get his ass whopped

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

Are you okay there, Scout?

[snoop-owl]

DAT ASS

[best-of-memes]

Life Tips

[snoop-owl]

For my followers

I don't know why I have that many. I guess you really like my intensive liking.

[best-of-memes]

[snoop-owl]

The truth has been spoken!

[skunkbear]

This is one slice of an incredible high resolution, enhanced color image of Pluto, recently released by NASA. You can see the full, larger version here. 

Credit: NASA/JHUAPL/SwRI

[snoop-owl]

You can actually see the atmosphere

[thecommonchick]

All you viners can stop now because nothing will ever top this 

[snoop-owl]

Birds 2: this time it’s personal.

[best-of-memes]

[snoop-owl]

Where is your god now?!?!

[ultrafacts]

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

ultrafacts:

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lovelycharts.com – create flowcharts, network diagrams, sitemaps, etc. e.ggtimer.com – a simple online timer for your daily needs. coralcdn.org – if a site is down due to heavy traffic, try accessing it through coral CDN. random.org – pick random numbers, flip coins, and more. google.com/webfonts – a good collection of open source fonts. homestyler.com – design from scratch or re-model your home in 3d. join.me – share you screen with anyone over the web. wetransfer.com – for sharing really big files online. hundredzeros.com – the site lets you download free Kindle books. polishmywriting.com – check your writing for spelling or grammatical errors. marker.to – easily highlight the important parts of a web page for sharing. whichdateworks.com – planning an event? find a date that works for all. everytimezone.com – a less confusing view of the world time zones. gtmetrix.com – the perfect tool for measuring your site performance online. noteflight.com – print music sheets, write your own music online (review). imo.im – chat with your buddies on Skype, Facebook, Google Talk, etc. from one place. translate.google.com – translate web pages, PDFs and Office documents. kleki.com – create paintings and sketches with a wide variety of brushes. similarsites.com – discover new sites that are similar to what you like already. wordle.net – quick summarize long pieces of text with tag clouds. bubbl.us – create mind-maps, brainstorm ideas in the browser. kuler.adobe.com – get color ideas, also extract colors from photographs. ge.tt – qiuckly send a file to someone, they can even preview it before downloading. tinychat.com – setup a private chat room in micro-seconds. privnote.com – create text notes that will self-destruct after being read. draw.io – create diagrams and flowcharts in the browser, export your drawings to Google Drive and Dropbox. downforeveryoneorjustme.com – find if your favorite website is offline or not? urbandictionary.com – find definitions of slangs and informal words. scribblemaps.com – create custom Google Maps easily. formspring.me – you can ask or answer personal questions here. sumopaint.com – an excellent layer-based online image editor. snopes.com – find if that email offer you received is real or just another scam. typingweb.com – master touch-typing with these practice sessions. mailvu.com – send video emails to anyone using your web cam. timerime.com – create timelines with audio, video and images. stupeflix.com – make a movie out of your images, audio and video clips.safeweb.norton.com – check the trust level of any website.

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