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[moonlight-dove]

Adapted from Homer, The Iliad

// David Benioff, Troy

[niidsch]

Story of Seasons ♥ 2014

[hooved]

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

[commandersheena]

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are

[gothredy]

[nookling]

[ohimesama-okinawa]

バカンス九日目✴︎2020初のダブルレインボー ☀️🌈🌊

[twilee]

南の島の風景　沖縄

[sandmandaddy69]

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[sandmandaddy69]

[isuggestlandback]

If you ever wondered why they call tattoos and piercings "unprofessional" and "unsophisticated"

Source: Lainey Molnar

[the-desi-barbie]

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" i asked her and she said it sounds about right

[the-haiku-bot]

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked

grok” i asked her and she said

it sounds about right

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[titsay]