wet yell

i am 20 and jerking off

[super-secret-sunflower-deactiva]

Pastel Aesthetic Moodboard- Our Memes

[dodecahedral]

Someone who, after being blessed, says “thank you” while still audibly out of breath from the sneeze.

[snortslime]

I’M BEINGG CENSORED

[snortslime]

Hope You All Get A Good Nut Today

[choofeyrac]

Also someone standing behind their partner, sneezing over their shoulder, occasionally rubbing their ichy nose on their neck, maybe stifling a sneeze there every so often

[snortslime]

do you think perhaps it’s time for me & sexy Castlevania Vampires to Get To Know Each Other?

[snortslime]

@kotyonoksnz

Me when I see Fire / Me when I See a Sneeze

Me When I See Both At Once

[kotyonoksnz]

💢 PLEASE DO NOT REBLOG TO NON-KINK BLOGS 💢

commissions  /  ko-fi ♥

[snortslime]

Sure hope tumblr never tries to publish my drafts bc that would be a disaster

[snortslime]

could u imagine sneeze tumblr but on Pornhub instead

[snortslime]

Am I Obscure Enough To Be Safe?

Tumblr May I Have The Achooie

[nosesareredvioletsareblue]

[teamsteverogrs]

[kotyonoksnz]

💢 PLEASE DO NOT REBLOG TO NON-KINK BLOGS 💢

Vik//tor for @idontknowwhy09 / rough / thigh up

「 commissions ♥  |  ko-fi ♥ 」

[snortslime]

tw sa /sorry venting time

u ever be awake at night thinking about how sexual trauma made u a self-hating bitch who can’t fathom sexual contact & pleasure on a receiving end

[tomorrownevernose-blog]

I absolutely love when characters

- feel sneezy - say they feel sneezy - talk about sneezing - describe how they feel before/during/after they sneeze - define sneezing - mention that they can’t help sneezing

[snzs]

There are so many things a person can sneeze into. Like,

The void

My neck

A shoe

I’m crying just thinking of all the possibilities.