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I'm Lee and I'm very tired and would like to see the stars please | they/them

[sacred-portal]

[alttxt]

[huffylemon]

[thyrell]

eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

[edgarallennope]

so sad that james somerton had to turn to plagiarism because he ran into a wall that was painted to look exactly like a tunnel as a child or something.

[catchymemes]

[nelsonakis]

[pierppasolini]

Happy New Year, Charlie Brown! (1986) // dir. Bill Melendez, Sam Jaimes

[farmlesbians]

it’s talking heads kermit friday

[valtsv]

obviously people steal things from other people it's one of the oldest tricks in the book but it still always surprises me to learn that people plagiarise because my introduction to the concept was basically being told that if i ever plagiarised anything i would be executed by firing squad and my head would be removed and displayed on a spike outside the walls of the hallowed academic institution i was attending as a warning to others

[gammadoppler]

would you come and gamble with me in my world

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

[suredisaster-deactivated2024022]

imagining walking thru a crowded market street and hearing several town criers shouting these at me

[luthienne]

“September came in with golden days and silver nights,”

— J.R.R. Tolkien, from The Return of the King

[dongcroncher]

The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

[dongcroncher]

Church: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell is total separation from Him. Anything else is only speculation.

Dante: Actually Hell has layers like an onion, and the devil is big and mean and also frozen. People are fighting and there’s a mountain to get to Heaven and a nice place for babies. Also I know this because I went there with my friend :)

[normal-horoscopes]

Dante: I had a dream where I astral projected into hell with the famous poet Virgil who I am totally Best Bros with. I wrote a poem about it if you wanna read it idk

Several Popes: Thank you king I am commissioning fan art of you

[pipebombgf]

job hunting is a cthonic torment that never quite took off in the bowels of hell, luckily anguish speculators are always buying up cheap excess and dumb questions are easy to package into bonds that massively balloon their value. before the turn of the millennium "how many years of cheese experience do you have" would be a practically worthless question, but in the dystopian future of the dissolving present, providing the right answer (or a believable lie) may be the difference between meager sustenance and dying in the death rays our energy companies charge you to avoid.

[duckdotcom]

party at my place we're gonna drink expired beverages and tremble

[anphivenas]

Bro we'll quiver?

[duckdotcom]

come to my house and quiver

[louisegluckpdf]

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay