Hold Me In This Wild Wild World

|23•Suzy| I really love those Bastille guys

[housegoblin]

There he is

[uncertainlys]

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[cholerascum]

money marge

save me

save me money marge

give me one thousand dollars

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[hiveswap]

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

[elliot-amy]

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

[gastrointestinalhallelujahcannon]

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

[charl0ttan]

has anybody else been struggling with thoughts

[charl0ttan]

or perhaps feelings ?

[aaronstveit]

i would be soooooo powerful if i wasn't so deeply afraid of people and places and also things

[snarg]

jesus died for your sins so make sure to sin hard everyday or else he died for nothing

[anxietyproblem]

[depsidase]

[sarahseeandersen]

[anxietyproblem]

[books-and-cookies]

can the cost of living like... chill

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[pseudomantis]

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

[pseudomantis]

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

[jonnywaistcoat]

[skyberia]

comic