Forever Sleepy

Micki-- 26-- ♊-- Pokemon Master Nonbinary-- They/She-- Bisexual Instagram @mickimcfly6

[northerlyfilms]

This took forever and now my fingers hurt

[byjove]

cats domesticated us by developing a cry that mimics a human baby and being approximately the size of a human baby, thus playing on our natural instincts to nurture them. also boosted their odds by being carriers of toxoplasmosis, which may effect human behavior positively in their favor. like, dogs showed up and said “feed us and we’ll help you” but cats said “I’m taking shortcuts”

[byjove]

I am such a cat person but sometimes I pick my cat up and say “you’re manipulating my paternal instincts with your demanding meows, your weirdly anthropomorphic flat face and your perfect baby size of 9 pounds. and I’m on to you.” just so she’s aware

[seaslux]

[seaslux]

[hungry-skeleton]

Some Pokemon fans really need a sense of humor. I'm sorry but after years of people wanting dunsparce to get an epic evolution only for it to evolve into a slightly longer version of itself and its called fucking dundunsparce is the funniest shit ever and y'all won't admit it

[liberalsarecool]

Your kids need independence.

[battlevilla]

National Park - Johto

[thx]

[caterpie]

[sinnohqueen]

[quillavas-deactivated20130826]

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Red/Blue Rescue Team: Best Friends

[queen-mabs-revenge]

[tchaikovskaya]

Let Bernard Say Fuck

[ahoylovers-deactivated20220820]

update: he said fuck

[queen-mabs-revenge]

He sure did:

[bunniope]

go grandpa!

[wishcloak]

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

[tyako89]

[whateeveeer]

Please retire the "we are made of stardust" phrase I am so tired of it

[bluwubewwy]

Stars are made of flesh

[whateeveeer]

I change my mind bring back the original phrase

[somethingclever666]

This is only for you guys

try my quiz!

[bloodsweatandpotato]

Yeah fair.

[asexualautistic]

Yeah no this is why it took 15 years to diagnose me

[whimsicalworldofme]

I just

I just… that image encapsulates perfectly how I feel 98% of the time 😆

[markv5]