Whimsical Me

Genevieve. 30s. Writer of things, original and fanfic. Leaning fully into the crazy cat lady thing since I'm doomed to only love men who will never know I exist. Sometimes I bake things. Sometimes I garden. I'm pretty consistently ridiculous so you might as well enjoy it.

[whimsicalworldofme]

Lieutenant Nubbins is testing the limits of "if I fits, I sits"

[phoneticmeow]

[phoneticmeow]

Okay the funniest thing about this is that everyone’s saying I’m taking away his space by putting things in the window

He has this entire one right next to it with a blankie and he uses it exclusively for people watching. He really only goes to the other window when he decides to be A Menace

Also his name is Banjo

He as a stroller

[batsbirdsandspeedstersohmy]

Omg there been updates!!

[phoenix-rising-starbird-one]

@whimsicalworldofme all cats names Banjo are menaces.

[whimsicalworldofme]

Oh my God 🤣 also, I'm adding this stuff to my Amazon list.

[dinolich]

Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?

[dailycatsblog]

[phoenix-rising-starbird-one]

@whimsicalworldofme Eager to know which of your cats would do what. 😆

[whimsicalworldofme]

Furryosa is jumping over the fence. Nubbins is going through the door. Banjo would likely pace back and forth along the fence believing he's completely trapped and wailing at the top of his lungs.

[catcrumb]

[phoenix-rising-starbird-one]

@whimsicalworldofme

[whimsicalworldofme]

Banjo all day every day 🤣

[inki-drop]

"And he gave it to me for free, Bob!"

I saw this on bsky last night and had to draw the guy

[dailycatsblog]

[netherworldpost]

;)

[depsidase]

[catchymemes]

[dogtoks]

[latchofficial]

[coldpapernightmare]

hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

[serenagold]

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[phoenix-rising-starbird-one]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[dduane]

The Star Trek title card generator is over here:

Star Trek Title Card Generator

Make your own era-accurate Star Trek episode title cards in seconds. Boldly go!

The sitemaker (Josh Mayfield at https://bsky.app/profile/bean525.bsky.social) has asked for people to come in and kick its tires so he can work out any bugs they turn up. So do give him a hand, if you feel inclined. :)

(also, deeply amused by this one...)

[brockpurdy]

DAVID CORENSWET Matthew Brookes × Mytheresa Spring/Summer 2021 Collection

[inthefallofasparrow]

Love the fact that in any other time period or country, a presidential assassination attempt is constant headline news worldwide, but at this point it's like, "oh, someone took another shot at trump? ... he dead?... no, then why are you bothering me?... Let me know when he's dead."

[moethh]

die die die