Stay Frosty, My Friends!

ROTG Jack Frost here! C'mon and RP with me-- Snowball fights and much much more await!

[chrisfine]

“I wanted to look like, I told my stylist, I was like, ‘Let’s just go for a Nashville country singer that’s on his way to Miami in a [Chevrolet Bel Air], and then became a hit-man for the mob and lives in Little Cuba. We came up with this f—ing bitchin’ little outfit that I loved and so it could be that.”

- Chris Pine 

quote, pictures

[snowylegend]

I should be cleaning but i'm procrastinating to the extreme

[g-urrl]

[lyjerria]

Accept the fact that you will grow apart from people you’ve had significant relationships with. Understand when someone no longer positively affects your life. Let them go. Don’t hinder your growth.

[rojo-todd]

[singular] y’all

[plural] all y’all

[mixedapocalyptic]

3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all

[simplessence]

4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s 5. [future tense] y’all’ll

[sonia-marmeladova]

6. [future perfect subjunctive] y'all’d’ve

[colorful-habit]

me: *dissociates for no reason at all and spends the whole day zoned out, emotionless and unable to focus*

me: this is fine

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via nessie_assassin)

[bob-belcher]

Video: President Obama Demonstrates 5 Things That Are Harder Than Registering to Vote

[snowylegend]

How do i still have 70 followers

[xeppeli]

[ruinedchildhood]

send this to your crush with no context

[snowylegend]

what your sm4sh main says about you

Mario: you are generally well liked and just want to have a good time

Donkey Kong: you love memes

Wii Fit Trainer: you're really boring and probably work a desk job

Samus: you've either been waiting for a new Metroid for too long or love spamming

Captain Falcon: you love OLD memes and going in for the kill

Link: ????????

Ganondorf: winning isn't enough. you have to HUMILIATE your opponent. you have issues

Sonic: you're probably a furry

Dark Pit: you're 14 years old

Palutena: you read a lot of hentai

Kirby: you are everbody's friend

Marth: you're someone who'd rather play Melee

Roy: you're someone who'd rather play Melee but will have a great time regardless

Lucina: you're someone who'd rather play Awakening

Olimar: fuck you

Villager: you love making people REALLY REALLY frustrated and angry

King Dedede: you're the best. around. nothing's gonna ever keep you down.

Shiek: you play this game WAY too damn much

Zero Suit Samus: you wish you could play Shiek

Charizard: you're an actual 8 year old

Jigglypuff: you like cute things and also decimating your opponent

Mega Man: you don't even care if you win or lose, it's fucking mega man

Ryu: you enjoy water without ice and dirt

Doctor Mario: you don't exist because you're playing Melee

Bowser Jr: you will do whatever is possible to win regardless of the methods

Mr. Game and Watch: you love getting people hyped up and excited

Lucario: you have a furaffinity AND a deviantart

Duck Hunt: there is no greater joy in life for you than frustrating the hell out of your opponents

Little Mac: you have no impulse control. none.

Shulk: you actually played Xenoblade or you love memes

Fox: you try too hard

Falco: trying too hard 2: electric boogaloo

Ness: you pretend to be wholesome and innocent but you are a monster

Lucas: an actual pure innocent child too pure for this world

Pac-Man: a genuinely A+ guy. everybody likes you.

Pikachu: SWEET JESUS

Peach: *forgets to face the ledge during up-b* :-)

Zelda: you're probably either scary-good at this game or spammy as fuck

Toon Link: a fun person to be around. u have a kind personality

Pit: literal precious angel who just wants 2 have fun

Bowser: you know your main is shit but you cant help it. youre addicted to the pain

Ike: no fucking mercy. ike will ruin your life

Diddy Kong: you're a nice person but you ruined all your friendships because you're too competitive

[recoveringjustfortoday-deactiva]

[lifemadesimple]

Plate Etiquette 

[leakinginklikeblood-deactivated]

I did not know this.  

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

[raptorific]

if pearl and peridot ever fused it would result in the pointiest and most stressed out gem to ever exist

[nanyoky]

I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.

Think about it.

Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.

Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.

They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.

Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.

The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.

Everybody wins. Nobody dies.

[mats-bloody-hat]

i am here for this

[cumberbuddy]

Visit Original Link

Benedict Cumberbatch’s hilarious audio snippets from the Family Guy: Quest for Stuff app! Love BC for doing this! 

[voulair]

teacher: write a 5 page essay analyzing this me: it’s not that deep 🏊🏼