The Abyss

Ev/Mavis - They/she/he - 23- Queer - Craft Whore

[blemgoid]

one time a being of pure light & truth appeard to me and started saying some bullshit but i ignored it

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[maxxie-or-smth]

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

[bisthefairy]

This looks like a fucking Deltarune theory

[cutecipher]

of course the player got rid of the ball if it was foul

[cutecipher]

"keep a yucky ball" do you hear yourself?

[hotvampireadjacent]

[wordfather]

we used to say 'pics or it didnt happen' and if you were lying you'd be screwed. but liars can show me a picture now and i dont know if its real. i dont know i dont know i dont know i dont know i dont know

[theonion]

Eyes widening in awe as the 3D-rendered content appeared on his Instagram feed, local 38-year-old Derek Ludlow reported Wednesday that he felt genuinely inspired by an AI-generated video of a lion wearing a Rolex. “Holy shit, this cat’s got a big-ass watch, he’s wearing a tuxedo, and he’s smoking the fattest cigar I’ve ever seen,” Ludlow said to himself as he reposted the highly stylized reel with the caption “GOALS,” accompanied by three diamond emojis.

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[mutant-distraction]

📷 Frans Mäyrä

Mink caught a bass. (Pirkkantha, January 18, 2026. )

[jackalopescruff]

i really love that these are the only 2 replies before they got turned off

[cheaphalloweencostume]

petplay where im your elderly relative’s equally elderly and ill-tempered bird who youre scared of getting in their will

[dimetrodone]

The Great Gatsby

[bakwaaas]

im at the age where ive started checking the material composition of clothes

[saintvincentandthegrenadines]

I hope my blog is a lush garden of images and concepts

[landmineblogging]

I hope my blog is a 1980s mcdonald's playplace of poorly maintained deathtraps and flesh searing metal

[fatal-contagion]

[kosmogrl]

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[bogleech]

"uh ohhhhhh!!!!" - a oyster when this happens ill bet

[bogleech]

It's just that theyll grow on anything solid and they have flotation bladders to keep them upright, like a lot of seaweed, so when they get big enough they can float away with whatever they're growing on, like small rocks or broken coral. But they got called oyster thiefs because you notice this phenomenon most if your livelihood depends on farming creatures that are also roughly similar to small rocks.

[poondragoon]

Ochrophytes stole my oyster harvest. Can't have shit in Cornwall 😤