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harry could have just said it was his friend's dog but instead he said he didn't know where the bark came from lmao he panicked
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“Harry, I think in terms of the music he’s making, I think that’s incredible and I’m sure the fans have then gone to look at other bands that have influenced him on his album.”
— Louis about Harry for Yahoo (x) - 24/10/19
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2019 Summer fics I’ve read and enjoyed
Hello friends! As some of you might know already, I took a small break from Tumblr and Fic reading as I had to focus on life for a few months. Honestly, I was almost sure I was going to delete this blog after coming back from travelling but now I’m home it turns out I’m more into reading fics than ever so here’s some fics I’ve read after my break that I’ve thoroughly enjoyed:
Delicate by FallingLikeThis:
Summary: They say opposites attract.
Maybe that’s why nerdy, shy Harry Styles has such a huge crush on rough, brash Louis Tomlinson.
And now, he’s stuck in a lift with him.
Word count: 1,492
2,870 Miles by SadaVeniren:
Summary: Harry hated the BT Sports commentators, but considering he couldn’t fly to Baku while eight months pregnant this was all he had if he wanted to watch his husband in the Europa League final.
Word count: 1,508
Moon Dances Over by LadyLondonderry:
Summary: Louis knows that his tail is, frankly, stunning. His iridescent blue scales shimmer in even the slightest sunlight, and his fins have grown since he presented, delicate and almost transparent in their webbing.
He also knows that that means he’ll be one of the first to pick tonight, as the most beautiful omegas are blessed to pick their mates first. It’s considered a huge honour, since the guppies they’ll eventually birth will certainly be beautiful as well, bringing favour on the whole clan.
Louis has a stubborn streak, though. He’s always been rather a fan of mating for love, and there’s someone he’s had his eye on for a long time now.
Word count: 1,982
On the edge of the next nine years by forreveries:
Summary: In which Harry and Louis come out at the Met Gala.
Word count: 2,503
Public Display of Erection by dinosaursmate:
Summary: Louis has moved into his new flat and is surprised by what he witnesses out of his window.
Word count: 2,283
White Stripes by allwaswell16:
Summary: Harry’s roommate is gorgeous, kind, generous, and basically everything Harry has ever wanted in another alpha. The only problem is that he isn’t even sure that his alpha roommate is into other alphas. In an effort to finally get over him, he lets Niall set him up on a blind date.
Word count: 3,148
or are you giving it to someone else by louistomlinsons:
Summary: or, louis hears his neighbor having loud sex through the walls and it’s not a problem until it is
Word count: 3,337
Understanding Silences by Jennifer_Kaid:
Summary: Staring at the black swirling ink was something everyone did, fantasizing the voice speaking those words, picturing the scenario that would lead them to find their soulmate. Harry did that too, only, he wondered why would those be his soulmate’s first words. It was not a light curiosity, it was big question in his life.
Word count: 3,486
tiny exaggeration by jaerie:
Summary: Louis is frustrated that they’ve been dating for months and still haven’t taken their relationship to the next level. Sometimes the foolishness of the past lingers in the present. Louis wants that to change.
Word count: 3,812
Roll the Dice by allwaswell16:
Summary: Louis has been in love with Harry since they were eighteen. It isn’t until Harry’s thirtieth birthday in Las Vegas that Louis must finally decide to either tell Harry how he feels or let him marry someone else.
Word count: 3,870
getting high in mine by bottomlinsons:
Summary: Getting home from a festival is miserable by any method, but a three-hour train ride is truly the bottom of the barrel.
This time, though, with the help of the cute guy sitting on the floor, it might not be so bad.
Word count: 3,951
Nothing Can Come Between by HamPalpert:
Summary: Louis comes over for film night, and Harry keeps his hands to himself. Literally. But what’s supposed to be a secret self-love session quickly spirals out of control.
Word count: 4,121
take on me by bottomlinsons:
Summary: Louis is an assassin. Normally, he’s a very good assassin. This hasn’t happened to him before.
Word count: 4,155
hard for me to know i might see you around by coffeelouis (silverspoonharry):
Summary: [or, a TINDER AU where Harry swipes left on Louis’ joke of a profile, then ends up stuck next to him on a trans-Atlantic flight.]
Word count: 4,204
Home Remedies by kingsofeverything (FullOnLarrie):
Summary: Louis’ hiccups just won’t stop. Harry, his roommate and best friend, is willing to do anything to help.
Word count: 4,230
Finally Their Time by lightswoodmagic (sarah_writes):
Summary: (Or, Harry and Louis attend the Met Gala together, and suddenly the whole world knows)
Word count: 4,230
Stealing Flowers by lululawrence:
Summary: Or the one where Louis pines after the Sexy Stranger on the Subway and almost asks him out. That’s when the strange posters start showing up around Brooklyn.
Word count: 4,287
to be a king beside you somehow by nauticalleeds (metamorphosis):
Summary: Or, Harry and Louis come out at the 2019 Met Gala. It’s not supposed to be easy. Somehow, it is.
Word count; 4,723
bloom! by turnyourankle:
Summary: Harry is a florist, and Louis is the very taken repeat customer he can’t get out of his head.
Word count: 4,835
My love, he makes me feel like nobody else, nobody else by SilverShadow1:
Summary: The one where Harry screams, ‘Daddy!’ at a party and what follows is the best night of his life.
Word count: 4,963
Whisk me off my feet by allwaswell16:
Summary: When Louis locks himself out of his apartment in just a pair of novelty underwear, he hopes his new neighbor can come to his rescue.
Word count: 5,054
Thumbing My Way Back to You by 13ways:
Summary: Louis is on his way back to London after the Hits Live Birmingham concert. Harry is flying to New York for the Met Gala. They connect.
Word count: 5,286
I’ll Show You Magic by kingsofeverything (FullOnLarrie):
Summary: Louis didn’t mean to go home with a Muggle, and he didn’t mean to sneak out of his flat in the morning. He definitely didn’t mean to wind up in that same flat a month later, attempting to steal a magical object before the Muggle gets home.
Word count: 5,330
Hey, Mr. DJ by allwaswell16:
Summary: Harry really, really does NOT want to go out to a club tonight and be hassled by a bunch of alpha knotheads, but against his better judgement, he finds himself alone on the dance floor, barefoot, with an orange in his hand. This is all Niall’s fault. At least the DJ is the most strikingly gorgeous alpha he’s ever seen…
Word count: 5,513
wild love twisting all over for you by angelichl:
Summary: Harry and Louis meet on the set of a video.
Word count: 6,067
Easier by allwaswell16:
Summary: The last person Louis wants to see is his ex-boyfriend who also happens to be his soulmate.
Word count: 6,148
burnt & tied up by tilthesundies:
Summary: Come to the show tonight, Harry told him. Begged him. Pleaded with him.
Louis isn’t doing this for him.
Word count: 6,327
Won’t You Love Me? by Halos_Boat:
Summary: Where Louis is Spider-Man, Harry is oblivious, Liam has a problem with communicating his feelings, Zayn is frustratingly handsome and Niall has a pet turtle.
Word count: 6,478
Stay forever by allwaswell16:
Summary: For the last year and a half, Harry has spent his coffee break at the same cafe every day, not because he loves their coffee, but rather because of the gorgeous omega behind the counter making the coffees. As a beta, he’s sure he doesn’t stand a chance with him, so he goes online to find as close a substitute as possible.
Word count: 6,481
Graphic design is my passion by kingsofeverything (FullOnLarrie):
Summary: Graphic design student Louis Tomlinson has exams to study for and final art projects to complete, if it would stop raining long enough for him to walk across campus. Luckily Harry Styles has an umbrella, and he’s perfectly willing to share.
Louis doesn’t plan to get his heart broken and he doesn’t plan to make almost a hundred silicone dildos. One of these things definitely happens.
Word count: 6,482
'Sup by MediaWhore:
Summary: Gemma really wants her little brother to sign up for a dating app and get back in the game after a messy divorce. Harry thinks he’s way too old to swipe. They compromise to devastatingly embarrassing results.
Meanwhile, all Louis wants is to finish the play he’s been commissioned to write, but one of the regulars at his local coffee shop keeps distracting him.
ft. older larry, pushy gemma, harry being a disaster gay and silver fox louis.
Word count: 6,712
Act Out by feermartsant:
Summary: Harry and Louis try to spice it up a little for their 10th year marriage anniversary. Cliché role play ensues.
Word count: 6,721
Traffic Light by dinosaursmate:
Summary: Harry, a university student fresh out of a relationship, attends a Traffic Light Party. He knew all about the red, yellow and green cups, but the blue one confuses him. What does DTF mean, anyway?
Word count: 7,120
streetwise hercules by bottomlinsons:
Summary: Uni AU, where Louis pretends to be Harry’s boyfriend to scare away his one night stands.
Word count: 7,272
A Little Bit Like Fate by Galaxie:
Summary: Louis stumbles upon a kiss-in protest for LGBTQ rights, and he meets Harry. They click. It feels a little bit like fate.
Word count: 7,744
i was getting kinda used to being someone you loved by werebothstubborn:
Summary: Louis has a brilliant idea. Harry begs to differ. Until he doesn’t.
Word count: 8,376
The Charles Compass Trilogy by SadaVeniren:
Summary: Louis Tomlinson is a successful writer who rents a beach house on the Cape to try and finish the final book in his successful Charles Compass trilogy.
Word count: 8,671
The way you smile by allwaswell16:
Summary: Harry doesn’t need to go on holiday. Unfortunately, his mum and sister disagree, which is how he ends up alone on holiday in the Caribbean. Luckily, he’s not alone for long.
Word count: 9,619
You Turned Up (Like a Friend of Mine) by lululawrence:
Summary: Or the one where Harry disappears on graduation day only to show up on Louis’ door looking exactly the same ten years later. Through a series of strange events, maybe they can finally figure out that they’re destined to be together, no matter what.
Word count: 10,070
Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy by lovelarry10:
Summary: Harry’s a barman at Flaming Saddles, a country and western themed gay bar.
Louis’ a customer who’d like to see if the tall barman is as good on the ropes as everyone says he is…
Word count: 10,222
Everything I need I get from you by jaerie:
Summary: In a world where music and sound are just as vital to health as food, Harry is stuck in a town that thinks professional music is a scam and a relationship he never wanted. One chance event changes his life.
Word count: 10,456
all the strings attached by floweredhalo:
Summary: “He wasn’t good enough for you anyway, H,” Louis says and continues eating. Harry’s still reeling from the fact that Louis is jealous. Part of him wants to prove that Louis has nothing to be jealous about, that Harry is fully Louis’ and no one else’s. The other part wants to punish Louis for acting spoiled. But Harry can’t act on either urge, he tightens his hand into a fist in his lap instead.
“No, he wasn’t. He didn’t quite fit the job.”
“Harry, it wouldn’t be a job to date you. It would be lovely,” Louis says, almost in a whisper. They’re sitting closer, Harry just now notices. Louis’ body is completely angled towards Harry and Harry’s body is not far behind.
Word count: 10,517
come together by bottomlinsons:
Summary: Harry and Louis slept together three weeks ago, and haven’t talked.Their coming group project is gonna change that.
Word count: 11,079
couldn’t be more in love by cabinbythesea:
Summary: Louis Tomlinson is thirty-one. Harry Styles is not. (Best friends with a seven year age gap who fuck because they are both actually smitten and, let’s face it, hot as fuck together).
Featuring an engagement ring without actually being engaged, a Medicine by Harry Styles reference, and a painful playlist.
Word count: 11,502
Eyes Wide Open by lovelarry10:
Summary: The X Factor House. Louis wanks. Harry watches. Everything changes…
Word count: 12,046
Waste the Night by wickedarcher_08:
Summary: Harry is excited to finally see his favourite band in concert and his favourite person, the guitarist of the band, Louis Tomlinson. Little does he know what the night has in store for him.
Word count: 12,196
Breathe In, Breathe Out by dinosaursmate:
Summary: Louis Tomlinson begins visiting a new pub on his lunch break, mostly because he really fancies Harry, the cute, curly-haired barman. As Louis gears up to ask him out, he doesn’t realise that there is a huge stumbling block in his way: Harry is taken, and by someone rather familiar.
Word count: 12,408
No Bunny But You by crinkle-eyed-boo (KimmieRocks):
Summary: A slow Monday night behind the bar turns into something else entirely thanks to a new mural and a new customer.
Word count: 13,043
In a sky full of stars, be my Northern lights by we_are_the_same:
Summary: Harry: Hello! Harry: Thank you for swiping right Harry: I have a proposition for you
Word count: 13,420
Could you love me anyway by SadaVeniren:
Summary: aka Harry and Louis begin playing ping pong during the X-Factor Tour. It quickly gets out of hand.
Word count: 13,444
The Boy With The Pearl Earring by lovelarry10:
Summary: Harry heads home after the Met Gala to get ready for the After Party, but there’s a surprise waiting for him…
Word count: 14,252
just one look (and i fell so hard) by disgruntledkittenface:
Summary: Harry has wanted to go to the Shubert Theatre ever since he moved to New York and lucked into a rent-controlled apartment just outside of the Theatre District. When he finally gets his chance, he hopes the night can meet his sky-high expectations. But the last thing he could have expected was the man seated next to him.
Word count: 15,274
tonight’s not over (come over and stay) by louistomlinsons:
Summary: or, harry is a famous singer and louis is a student who just wants to write his novel
Word count: 16,990
Fiction Romance by rougeandtonic:
Summary: Harry has a type.
He likes older, sophisticated, mature men. Well-educated men. Men with life experience and passion for arts and social causes. Men who are established in their careers, who’ve sorted their lives out.
Niall knows this.
And so Harry can’t understand why he’s sat here opposite Louis Tomlinson.
Word count: 17,560
I Want You S'more by 2tiedships2:
Summary: Or the one where the least alpha-y alpha and the least omega-y omega show that secondary genders aren’t set in stone and sometimes it works when you kinda share that.
Word count: 17,939
You Have to Retreat to Advance by 2tiedships2:
Summary: Or the one where Harry is expected to bring his longterm omega to the company’s mountain retreat. Since he hadn’t told anyone that they’d broken up months ago, he now has to find someone willing to play the part.
Word count: 18,056
Leather And Lace by DEAdea:
Summary: Or a short BDSM AU where Louis wants someone to make him forget how to speak and Harry will do everything to make him say all the words.
Word count: 19,319
say that you can see me (i’ll speak up i swear) by coffeelouis (silverspoonharry):
Summary: [or, the liberal arts COLLEGE AU where Harry knows Louis as the best friend of the boy he has been hopelessly in love with for years now and Louis knows Harry as the boy he wished would look away from Zayn long enough to notice him.]
Word count: 20,053
Be Mine, Dear by louisgrindsonharry:
Summary: The one where Louis just wants to meet his mate, and all it takes is for him to get a new neighbor.
Word count: 20,104
Drunk in Love (last thing I remember) by MrsStylinson:
Summary: Or the one where Louis wakes up, naked, in a stranger’s bed and has no idea how he got there. Maybe it’s foul play. Maybe it’s just the kindness of a handsome stranger amused by his drunken antics.
Word count: 22,102
I Drove All Night (To Get To You) by lovelarry10:
Summary: Harry’s job as a chauffeur for the rich and famous was not as flashy as he’d thought. Late nights having to listen to the ridiculous demands and whims of these high profile clients leaves him disheartened with the world he thought was all glitz and glamour.
One night his boss asks him a favour. To collect one last client before he clocks off. Only problem is when that client gets into the car it’s Louis Tomlinson. As in Harry’s all time crush. As in future husband and father of all his children Louis Tomlinson.
He can be cool and professional, right?
Word count: 23,481
The Daddiest Place on Earth by lovelarry10:
Summary: Louis. Harry. Instagram. A whole lot of confusion and a whole lot of laughs…
Word count: 23,558
Whipped Cream by writingstylinson:
Summary: [Harry is a deaf photographer in charge of taking Lottie’s wedding pictures. Louis is determined for Harry to be his plus one.
Word count: 24,186
I Can Be Your Hero Baby (Just Let Me Get My Sword) by CalamityK:
Summary: Or that AU where Louis is a private investigator with London’s biggest crime boss out for his head, and Harry is the Musketeer he accidentally calls through time to save him.
Word count: 24,531
you are half of me (and I am all for you) by angelichl:
Summary: One Direction, an obscure indie rock band, is about to embark on their first cross-country tour, living out of Louis’ beloved van named Patricia.
Harry is in love, and Louis is oblivious. Or is he?
Featuring skinny-dipping in Texas waterfalls, getting lost in the desert, stargazing under the New Mexico sky, performing in front of crowds that grow in size each night, and falling in love on the road during the greatest summer of their lives.
Word count: 24,731
(Something’s Been) Hiding In My Heart by lululawrence:
Summary: Or a Sweet Home Alabama AU where Louis comes home to finally get his divorce from Harry finalized so he can move on with his life. Alderford holds its own set of challenges when he returns, but by facing his past maybe he can find the healing he so desperately needs.
Word count: 25,569
Play Me A Memory by jacaranda_bloom:
Summary: Louis lives with his nine-year-old son Jake in a peaceful beachside community on the east coast of Australia, working as an entertainment coordinator at the local five-star resort. Harry is a recluse who lives on millionaires row and writes musical scores for blockbuster movies. When the roots of a wayward willow tree create havoc at his home, Harry is forced to stay at the resort while repairs are carried out.
Cue matchmaking storms, muffin preferences, laughter, love, and a whole lotta music.
Word count: 26,932
And That’s The Tea by 2tiedships2:
Summary: Or, the one where Louis loses his soulmate before even getting the chance to meet them, and he is in no way prepared for the kind of distraction his new friend Harry proves to be.
Word count: 27,590
i can reflect the moon by bitterlee:
Summary: it’s 1976. harry writes songs. they’re about louis. it’s none of his business.
Word count: 28,577
gorgeous (it makes me so mad) by resurrectdead:
Summary: or: Harry is a hot mess. Liam is a brilliant roommate. Niall is a wise lesbian co-worker. Clifford is a good boy. Louis is a bad boy. Circumstances are bizarre.
Word count: 29,940
the act of making noise by suspendrs:
Summary: Or, Louis’s famous, Harry has no idea who he is, and they get snowed in together at a ski lodge in Vermont.
Word count: 32,084
Welcome Back From The Friend Zone by 2tiedships2:
Summary: Or the one where an idea to create a fake wedding with the sole intent to receive gifts from billionaires took a turn no one, but also everyone, saw coming.
Word count: 32,354
Latching Onto You by reminiscingintherain:
Summary: Or, the one where Louis wants to book Harry Styles to perform at his best friends’ wedding.
Word count: 34,313
Found My Hallelujah by crimsontheory:
Summary: As an engagement gift from his parents, Harry and his fiance receive an all expenses paid cruise trip for two. But one week before they’re set to sail, Harry walks in on his fiance cheating on him. Newly single, with the cruise tickets in hand, and his bags already packed, Harry brings along his sister instead. And maybe the cute bartender on the ship might just be the person Harry needs to help him put back together all of his broken pieces.
Word count: 34,753
Counterbalance by YesIsAWorld:
Summary: Harry Styles loves two things: teaching ballet and racing motorcycles. Those two worlds collide when his greatest rival on the track, Louis “Tommo” Tomlinson brings his tiny siblings to Harry’s class.
Word count: 44,777
That’s What I’m Here For by taggiecb:
Summary: Louis Tomlinson is a dairy farmer on a tiny farm in eastern Canada. His wife of nearly thirty years has left him and his children are all grown up and out of the house. Louis needs help running his business but has no idea where to even start looking. Luckily for him his children know just the man for the job.
Word count: 46,838
Tied to Fate by littlelouishiccups:
Summary: After his estranged father’s death, Harry inherits a castle in England that has belonged to his family for generations and he knows nothing about. When he breaks up with his boyfriend, Harry decides England is the perfect place for a small vacation. He isn’t prepared to meet Louis Tomlinson, a ghost who once lived in the castle and has haunted it for over five hundred years. He’s even more unprepared to fall in love with him.
Word count: 52,313
Shine On (You Crazy Diamond) by larrymaybe22
Summary: The year is 1974 and Britain’s glam rock scene is in full swing. Enter Louis, a broke and dejected student who finds himself on a tour bus of all places, working as a roadie for the enigmatic “womanizer” Harry Styles. Along the way, Louis discovers the cruelty of fame and that maybe there is more than meets the eye beyond the curls, cocaine, and crazy suits.
Word count: 58,750
waiting for the tides to meet by nauticalleeds (metamorphosis):
Summary: Soulmate AU. Everyone is born with heterochromia — one eye is their own eye colour, while the other is the colour of their soulmate’s. It’s only when they meet their soulmate for the first time that their own eyes match properly. After a hazy night at a frat party, Louis wakes up to blue eyes and the shocking realization that he had met his soulmate, without any sober recollection. Seven years pass where Louis comes to terms with the fact that he’ll never know who his soulmate is. Then one fated summer, a beautiful green-eyed photographer arrives at Louis’ workplace, with promises of endless laughter and a familiar feeling in Louis’ heart.
Featuring a lovely cup of OT5, a road trip down the coast, and a scene where Harry eats a whole head of lettuce. Don’t ask why.
Word count: 59,871
Becoming Us by sweariwouldnt:
Summary: Married at First Sight is a television show in which hopefuls looking for The One are matched by experts deeming them to be the perfect match. The twist? They meet each other for the first time at the altar. When they exchange their 'I do’s’. And get married for real.
One Harry and Louis find each other at the altar. They have five weeks to make or break the set-up marriage.
Word count: 59,880
Consequences by allwaswell16:
Summary: Two years ago Harry let his powerful family come between him and the love of his life, something he deeply regrets. Louis has tried to move on from their devastating break up. Sometimes, he even thinks he has. It only takes one moment to freeze them back in time.
Word count: 78,566
Face Your Fears by SadaVeniren:
Summary: Harry is a single father, pretending to be a beta after his alpha mated him and left him. He’s getting by just fine raising the twins when Louis walks into his bakery. Too bad him and Louis will never be a thing.
Word count: 92,219
Tired Tired Sea by MediaWhore:
Summary: As a B&B owner on the most remote of all the British Isles, Louis Tomlinson is used to spending the coldest half of the year in complete isolation, with his dog and the sea as sole companions. Until, one day, a mysterious stranger on a quest to rebuild himself rents a room for the winter.
Word count: 113,303
Take Me As I Am by lovelarry10:
Summary: “Suppressant? But… why would I need a suppressant? Alphas don’t take suppressants.”
“You’re right, they don’t.”
****
Secrets. Lies. Deception. Betrayal. Self-discovery.
Alpha. Omega. How far will they go to hide the truth?
Word count: 117,895
Hey, can you recommend any non-au fics? Preferrably slow burn friends to lovers, or broken up to back together ones.
Hi lovely, you can check out my canon compliant tag, but here’s a few anyway:
The Apathy of Stars by messymortal:
Summary: “You know, we’re like stars. I’m here, you’re over there.” Louis said, pointing at two bright specks in the dark above them. “And between us is all this space that’s dark and empty and terrifying and anybody who’d try to enter it would die.”
Word count: 10,082
Baby, We Could Be Enough by JessCA1994:
Summary: Louis doesn’t seem to recall how or when it started going to shit, he just knew that it had. As much as he tries, he can’t figure out how they got to the point where all they were doing was fighting and arguing over the stupidest things. He doesn’t know when love stopped being enough.
Word count: 14,560
like a timebomb ticking by infinitelymint:
Summary: Louis loses everything. Harry’s still there.
Word count: 31,734
Moving On… by daniellavictoria:
Summary: *Harry’s coming out and Louis has to decide if he’s willing to watch the one person he can’t live without move on with someone else.
Word count: 91,182
It Goes, It’s Golden by lucythegoosey:
Summary: Canon Compliant AU in which Harry and Louis broke under the strain of it all and now, years on, there’s a chance to put all the pieces back together. Set in early April 2015 all the way through to October. Written in Harry and Louis’ perspectives, alternating every chapter.
Word count: 150,991
Call Answered by vondrostes:
Summary: The day after his 27th birthday, Harry Styles attempts suicide. Louis is flown to his bedside to unravel the mystery of why he did it after a flash drive is found with a note attached, addressed to Louis. On it are a collection of 78 songs, all written for different dates from their past.
Word count: 249,287
Fake/Pretend Relationship Rec
2019 version:
one man in his time by bottomlinsons:
Summary: “We’re fake-dating and I’m supposed to publicly break up with you but you’ve been irritating me lately so instead of dumping you I publicly proposed to mess up your plan and now we’re getting married, fuck” au
Word count: 1,254
streetwise hercules by bottomlinsons:
Summary: “I said,” Louis’ voice is venomous, “who the fuck is this?”
Right.
This is Harry’s part.
(Uni AU, where Louis pretends to be Harry’s boyfriend to scare away his one night stands.)
Word count: 7,272
i was getting kinda used to being someone you loved by werebothstubborn:
Summary: Louis has a brilliant idea. Harry begs to differ. Until he doesn’t.
Word count: 8,376
through reds and pinks by CrazyLaughter:
Summary: (or) Harry and Louis go through a series of fake proposals on Valentine’s day for Louis’s vlog.
Word count: 8,487
Tell me when you’re ready (I’m waitin’) by insufferablelovebirds:
Summary: When Harry’s love letters to his old crushes get sent accidentally, one of his old crushes, Louis offers to help him fake a relationship but it gets complicated when feelings get involved.
Word count: 17,681
You Have to Retreat to Advance by 2tiedships2:
Summary: Or the one where Harry is expected to bring his longterm omega to the company’s mountain retreat. Since he hadn’t told anyone that they’d broken up months ago, he now has to find someone willing to play the part.
Word count: 18,056
Sweet Dreams Are Made of This by MrsStylinson:
Summary: Loosely based on The Wedding Date. Inspired by 27 Dresses. Basically, Fake Boyfriend AU with a twist. Louis’ sister is unknowingly getting married to the ex who broke his heart. When faced with the prospect of turning up alone, Louis panics and hires a corporate escort named Harry. General chaos and epic jealousy ensues.
Word count: 29,982
Failure to Launch by Rearviewdreamer:
Summary: Desperate times call for desperate measures when Louis’ mother realizes her adult son may never leave the comfort of home, so she hires Harry, a highly-recommended professional interventionist who’s skilled enough to help push her darling son out of the bloody nest.
Word count: 30,001
Welcome Back From The Friend Zone by 2tiedships2:
Summary: Or the one where an idea to create a fake wedding with the sole intent to receive gifts from billionaires took a turn no one, but also everyone, saw coming.
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Let Our Hearts Collide by crinkle-eyed-boo (KimmieRocks):
Summary: When Harry, a lonely transit worker, saves the life of the handsome commuter he’s been secretly pining for, an innocent mistake results in Liam Payne’s family believing that Harry is engaged to their son. In the Paynes, Harry finds the big family he’s always longed for…and a love he never saw coming.
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the only good candidate
i dunno whos running his social media but i wanna kiss them. i think im in love
move the fuck over bernie
i remember like mike gravel in 2008 lol
Remember that ad where he threw a rock into a lake and then stared into the camera unblinking for two minutes? I desperately want shit like that back
An 88-year-old ex-senator is the newest Democratic dark horse thanks to the ‘acerbic’ teens running his Twitter
That account, along with his whole campaign, is the work of three teenagers.
From the article:
“These young students contacted me a week ago asking would I run for president and I responded to them saying, ‘Do you realize how old I am?’” Gravel told The Washington Post. “I’ll be 89 years old in May, so it’s preposterous to think that I could serve as president.”
It took some convincing, but Gravel was ultimately persuaded by a three-page strategy memo that the students drafted and their assurance that they would handle all of the day-to-day work of the campaign. Their ultimate goal wasn’t to win the election but rather to qualify him for the Democratic debates, so that he could use that platform to “issue a critique of American militarism, plutocracy, and inaction on climate,” as his newly-created website states.
“These people weren’t just whistling Dixie,” Gravel said. “They were well-grounded.”
Managing the campaign are David Oks, 17, and Henry Williams, 18. Elijah Emery, 18, handles the finances.
Incredible…
Honestly it’s pretty cool that Generation Z is already managing a presidential campaign.
OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???
“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”
I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT
NO ONE TOLD YOU???? WTF! I HAVE FAILED YOU. Also: Dear ______: Thank you so much for the opportunity to sit down with you (&________) to discuss the [insert job position]. I am grateful to be considered for the position. I think I will be a great fit at [company name], especially given my experience in __________. [insert possible reference to something you talked about, something that excited you.] I look forward to hearing from you [and if you are feeling super confident: and working together in the future]. Sincerely, @mellivorinae
THIS IS A LIFESAVING TEMPLATE
YOU ARE WELCOME
My brother got a really great paid internship one summer. The guy who hired him said the deciding factor was the professional thank you letter my brother sent after the interview.
should it be an email? or like a physical letter?
email, you want to send it within a few hours at max after the interview if you can so it’s fresh in their mind who you are.
Confirmed! I interviewed for a job right after arriving in NY. The interview went incredibly well, and I went home and immediately wrote a thank you letter and put it in the mail. I had a super good feeling about this interview.
I didn’t get the job.
However, a few weeks later, I was called in to interview with another editor in the same company, and I did get that job. I found out later from the initial editor (the one who didn’t hire me) that he had planned to offer me the job, but since I didn’t follow up with a thank you letter, he assumed I didn’t really want it. He offered the job to another contender–but when he got my letter in the mail shortly after the offer had already been made, he went to HR and gave me a glowing recommendation. It was based on that recommendation that I got called in for the second interview.
So: send an email thank you immediately (same day!) after the interview. If you’re feeling extra, go ahead and send a written one too. OR go immediately to a coffee shop, write the letter, and return to the office and give it to the secretary.
Either way, those letters are important.
Pro tip: If you really want HR to develop a personal interest in your application, publicly thank them on linkedin. Just make a short post telling your network about how X recruiter really went above and beyond to make you feel welcome, or about how be accommodating and professional they were, or whatever. Make sure to use the mention feature so they’ll get a notification and see it.
Flattery will get you everywhere… and public flattery that might make its way back to their manager, doubly so.
Obligatory plug for one of FreePrintable.net’s sites: ThankYouLetter.ws. They have a whole section with interview thank you letter templates, and a page with specific tips for interview thank you letters. (There are also tons of other letter templates if you browse around a bit.)
Also like for cover letters I always closed with “thank you for the opportunity, and I look forward to hearing from your company, should my skills fit the needs of this position.” Which got me employed less than a year after law school in the field of my choice
How many days has it been since Harry and Louis were last seen in the same room at the same time?
987 days
“Kill My Mind” out September 5th
thanks man
‘I’M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE’ i scream at the age of 23 as i’m forced to make adult phonecalls