Whisk!! ☆

Hello! I mostly reblog stuff, so don't expect many original thoughts from me. Mirror pronouns. Call me Whisk or Whiskey :) Not saying my exact age - safety - but I'm over 18

[pangur-and-grim]

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks

[pangur-and-grim]

that's insane. we need to change this

[effemimaniac]

add me to your discord server so I can do the online equivalent of arriving at a party saying hi to the people I know then standing awkwardly in the corner for the rest of the night

[bardically-uninspired]

in flavor and foley

[sunshinemoonrx]

HUH?

Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???

[sunshinemoonrx]

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

[sunshinemoonrx]

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

[noticesghosts]

What the hell

[noticesghosts]

What is going on

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website

[stiffyck]

When your bestie gonna die if you don’t come back for him

[redstonedust]

nostalgia bait is much less effective when you have memory problems. "hey its that thing from your childhood, don't you love thing from your childhood?" i wouldnt know </3 i forgor.

[sweetiekai]

i love when people rant to me like yes i am entrusted with your hate

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[pillowspace]

Just saw a post saying “everyone post your biggest hear me outs” but I misread it as “everyone post your biggest fear hear me outs” and I thought it was gonna be people discussing the scariness of things the average person isn’t afraid of

[i-am-a-fish]

I love music If you're reading this please check out songs

[squeakitties]

the best part of getting ur driver’s license is that u can fuck your car unprotected

[th-xeno]

the black hole's center of gravity

(and a more canonical monochrome version below!)

[loafbud]

the reaction of the century

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[vanlikespaintingclouds]

These sprites might be my favorite things to come from chapter 5

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[starlooping]

it really is like a timeloop ok i know what im talking about