Across Every Dimension

Rika | she/her/hers | California, USA Writer, Baker, Candlestick Maker Here, we are incredibly nerdy about film and theatre. Getting a job at the BBC is among my many life goals. Life has so many facets, and I have never been one for self-denial. 1) My prose is poetry in paragraph form. 2) Stasis is boring and therefore unacceptable. 3) My blog exists for me, yet talking to people has never been an inconvenience. Enlighten me. ---Eternal semi-hiatus; I will update the theme eventually---

[angiespeggy-deactivated20150731]

list of trash aus i need immediately

“hey we hooked up last night and it turns out you are my childs teacher” au

“we both play this stupid game online and you keep beating me every single goddamn time so i called you out and you are pretty cute but can you not” au

“im a bartender and you just came in here without shoes sat down and ordered a chocolate volcano and idk what the fuck that is and im scared to ask” au

“we are neighbours and every night at 3:14 am you start yodeling for no fucking reason??? why???? is that you yodeling??? its been 2 months???” au

“im a pizza delivery person and i just delivered a pizza to someone in the middle of a satanic ritual and they gave me their number???” au

“i woke up this morning to find you sitting in my living room with a goat in a poncho??? who are you??? why is the goat wearing a poncho??? how did you get the goat in here i live on the 12th floor???” au

“we work out at the same gym and you always look super legit but i know you sing hannah montana in the shower and you know i know” au

“im a cashier and i saw you stuffing you pants full of potatoes and i would stop you but you already have 27 and i want to see how many you can fit"au

“its 4 am and im drunk as fuck in a mcdonalds and you have been watching my trying to eat this burger for 30 minutes” au

“i was playing beer pong with a coin and i accidentally threw it right into your eye at a party” au

[saratheswashbuckler]

[so-very-clever]

Prague’s famous astronomical clock! It tells the position of the moon, sun, and the time.

[diedinpompeji-deactivated201505]

PLUTO 2015

NASA

[dannyrandy]

you know what’s awesome? sailing this ship with professional comic book artists.

Edit: Original artwork is here, thanks to militarily for sharing the link!

[smeagoled]

Daniel Radcliffe talking about his old stunt double, David Holmes, who was severely injured during a stunt on the HP films

[sammit-janet]

i didn’t know about this…

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David’s story is actually one I haven’t seen mentioned often and it really should be:

David Holmes was Daniel’s stunt double for the first six Harry Potter movies, and he was set to be his stunt double for the final two movies, but while testing out a flying stunt (famous for being a very dangerous stunt in itself) for Deathly Hallows Part I, he was thrown against a wall, and fractured his neck. The incident left him paralysed for life from the chest down, with only limited movement within his arms and hands. Basically, he never let his disability affect his life, and he’s become an Appeal Ambassador for RNOH, the largest orthopaedic hospital in the UK, and he launched Ripple Production company with two friends who are also tetraplegic, specifically releasing several podcasts aimed at people who have suffered similar injuries and allowing them to cope.

[puff-dacier]

For your education.

[gotham]

Thor deleted scene

[beavesaintmarie]

#weeping #if u don’t like thor i don’t like u

[lyrangalia]

WHY WAS THIS DELETED.

[amuseoffyre]

I love how Thor learns to interact by watching and listening. Look at that last gif. She is showing acceptance and appreciation to him by touching his arm, so he reciprocates! Because he appreciates her too.

[nothowtheforceworks]

Also, he knows he did something that was culturally inappropriate and asks for permission to return to the restaurant instead of just assuming that replacing the cup made it okay.

[pinkpurplebluexxx-deactivated20]

The reason that Mjolnir only moved a tiny little bit when Cap went to pick it up is that Mjolnir suddenly realised it wasn’t worthy of Steve Rogers.

[commandgoldfuckers]

"Open Casting" does not exist

In my screenwriting class this week, my instructor explained that if you do not signify a race or ethnicity, your character will be assumed to be white. There will be no clarification, no one will ask you to explain, the director and casting agent will create a whites-only casting call for auditions.

This obviously isn’t news. We know that the default for Hollywood is white even though mathematically, according to the demographics of California and the entire world, this is laughably illogical. 

I asked him how you signify that you want open casting in your script for any race or ethnicity because you want the best actor for the character.

He didn’t understand and started talking about words like “eurasian” in the descriptive lines following your character’s introduction.

I explained that I wasn’t asking about how to denote racial ambiguity (which is another favorite of Hollywood), rather an actual open casting call that wasn’t limited to white and white passing people.

He said he had never come across this.

Never, in his entire decade+ career, had he ever come across an open casting call. 

So when people say shit like, “oh well maybe they just got the best actor for the role!”, they deserve to have their faces slammed into the nearest available surface.

[brain-patterns]

So apparently there’s a sound that is 36 or so octaves below middle c that is so low that it kills you. The sound waves literally kill you. And this sound is only found in dark matter (for what we know). This is so cool

I love science

[stupidlittledyke-deactivated202]

I will fight your nasty, controlling boyfriends. I will fucking fight them. Not even to gain your love, I’ll just fucking fight them for being assholes. I swear to god. Send your disgusting trash boyfriends my way. I’ll show them what’s up. 

[knitmeapony]

Okay, remember when there was a lot of criticism about the lack of PoC in Agent Carter, and remember when everyone was freaking out about how that might mean it doesn't’ get renewed?

And you see now how it’s renewed?

It’s...

[stayathomewriter-deactivated201]

Using Tumblr is like renting an apartment and continually asking the landlord to fix the heating, but instead the landlord repaints your living room walls every month.

And you’re like “But I liked the off-white, it went well with my furniture!” but the landlord insists that the hot pink is exactly what the place needs. And the moment you get used to the pink walls and bought things to match them, the landlord comes and paints the room forest green.

Meanwhile, the heating still doesn’t work.

[just-for-grins]

TLC is a very strange channel… 

[amongthespaghetti]

u forgot the most important one 

[spawkward]

The Learning Channel

[computestar-deactivated20210915]

is america okay

[phantomkinoc13]

No

[thegoldenavenger]

Have robot kids, I said It’ll be a good idea, I said.

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kate bishop + pink for grooties

[firebaeb]

Elle Woods could lift Thor’s hammer

[believesinponds]

#what like it’s hard