Soap With a Bite Taken Out

Faking professionalism since [REDACTED]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

[gay-lotus]

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

When it comes to practicing self care, it likely won't cure you and fix everything, but there's still a good chance that it'll make you feel better in the present moment - and that is valuable by itself.

[msunitedstatesjames]

Props to Terry Pratchett for creating a sprawling 40+ book fantasy series with intricate world building and deeply developed characters while also having a character solely referred to as "the stupid-looking kid" for almost a third of a book, and then, when he is named, his name is just Keith. Everything this man wrote is fantastic.

[birdandmoon]

What to do if you find a baby bunny.

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[melongifts]

If you have baby bunnies in your yard where you let your dogs loose, you can put a laundry basket over the nest while your dogs are outside! Mama normally feeds her kids at dawn and dusk, so you won't be preventing her from accessing her babies. Don't move a nest!! mama is stupid!

[sirfrogsworth]

Morning Dove vs Grackle

Choose your fighter.

I am booking them to do battle on the White House lawn.

[thefrogman]

My photos make it look like these birds are in the midst of battle.

In reality, they charge at each other, flap their wings, and then one of them flies away. Lasts about 2 seconds per encounter. But when you use burst mode, you can freeze a moment within that 2 second battle and get some pretty neat results.

That grackle with the blue and purple iridescent head has eluded me so far. This is my first photo of him. Hopefully I can get him in focus next time.

[sirfrogsworth]

I'm really loving capturing wing extension photos.

[winter-wise]

I was thinking about how Stronginthearm is a common dwarf surname in Discworld, and then I thought "it's as common as 'Smith' in the real world" and then I realised...

Dwarves in Discworld are very literal. A smith would be strong in the arm. Stronginthearm is literally the dwarf equivalent to having the surname Smith.

[busket]

somebody on twitter blocked me for saying that the status quo does not see trans people as men or women but a deviant, third gender. he told me "☝️its really transphobic to say that trans people arent the gender they really are and that theyre a third freak gender"

like yeah I know it is. are you saying im transphobic for pointing out that transphobia exists.

[thejewellerybox]

Gannet Diving necklace by Rie Taniguchi

This necklace comes in 3 parts, to be worn together or individually.

[biteorflight]

[error]- person not found

[forthegothicheroine]

I like to think there's an Ankh-Morpork show (perhaps a live stage show) that's a combination of Great British Bakeoff and Forged in Fire where they bake dwarf bread and then attack a ballistic dummy with it.

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[myfavoritedemons]

Started using the phrase “that’s cilantro to me” to refer to the presence of a story element that completely ruins a piece of media for me, disproportionate to its actual badness.

[pangur-and-grim]

you can kinda tell that she doesn’t have any teeth, even with her mouth closed

[pangur-and-grim]

[dragoncarrion]

????

[dragoncarrion]

They're taking over.

[bethanydelleman]

I just learned yesterday that watermelons could explode when overripe and then today one exploded in my kitchen. So I guess I'll never learn anything new ever again just to be safe.

[yunnaan]

Pls let me share this beautiful tag with the masses milord