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✨My bad art and bad post✨ 🍓(She/Her)🍓 🔥No longer Am I the woman you knew 🔥 I am caffeine and chaos incarnate

[biteorflight]

Intro post?!?!?!?!?

Hi I’m biteorflight! She/Her I am a legal adult and that’s all I have to say about that. You can call me Paige, bite or damnable fool I don’t mind.

My hobbies include making diabolical memes and saying deranged things and also art

My tags are

My art ❤️: art duh

My memes ❤️: my collection of psychotic breaks characterized as various fandom memes

My stuff ❤️: any fandom stuff that can’t be classified under art, web weaves, and such

Bubbles stuff: my first url was Bubblesmuff don’t ask,

I have a lot of fandoms but mostly comics

Would it make it easier for you fair tumblr goer if I made a tag for each fandom I make memes for?

I take feedback

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[jewishcissiekj]

I feel like this panel is relevant

Generation Hope #5

[rcwaffles]

Tarot or Roulette for character asks?

Roulette she needs more love

- how funny she is 9/10 she’s on page I’m laughing

- her sometimes being friendly with Empath

- this what I call badass

- I think her and Jimmy are fun as friends

- her and Doug could have been cute but at last something just aren’t meant to be

- some people ship her Empath and I hate it

- she’s really good at darts 

- I don’t think she popular enough to have an unpopular opinion on

- wildcard by KSHMR and Sidnie Tipton

- she’s so proud of herself

[crocodile-dandy]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[blapis-blazuli]

Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.

[king-oro-of-lightlark]

Happy 5th Anniversary, all you bitch ass motherfuckers

[hauntedpergolas]

Happy 6th Anniversary, bitch ass motherfuckers

[rcwaffles]

Aurora: It’s weird you and Sean have such a calm relationship

John: ??? Why?

Aurora: because He’s an Aries and you’re a Capricorn 

John: What language did you just speak?

[biteorflight]

[onemoretimethen]

ARGHGHGHGH THIS PANEL MADE ME GO INSANE ACUTALLY

[rcwaffles]

Dani is such an old woman I can’t-

[biteorflight]

I think about these panels of them all the time

[raccoonmilf]

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

[raccoonmilf]

Umm hello??? Do u have the death note @sharkgalaxy????

[defythesky01]

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[im-fostering-it292]

REblog if you are Asexual, support Asexuals, or spend most of your time actually thinking about Superheroes.

[bumblebeebats]

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

[slowspinningredemption]

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

The Hat Man is our greatest export

[rcwaffles]

I want more flashback issues I enjoy those greatly

[lets-steal-an-archive]

ALT

View on Twitter

https://archive.org/details/vhsinstructionals

Instructional and Educational VHS Tapes : Free Movies : Free Download, Borrow and Streaming : Internet Archive

[berlynn-wohl]

me browsing this folder: omg omG I don’t know which one I’m more excited to watch, this Frontline episode from 1992 or this NOVA episode from 1984!!!

the NSA agent who can hear everything through my phone:

[digital-magus]

Yes… YES! fucking hell I LOVE this! Give them all to me!!

[roach-works]

IMMEDIATELY hit gold, thank you OP, i am respectfully stripping for you (1987)

[roach-works]

[vinceaddams]

Yay, 11 results for sewing! I’m interested to see what Nancy has to show us about embroidering with a free motion foot.

Edit: Ooh, 61 results for sewing in the VHS vault collection.

[rcwaffles]

Alternatively it would be really interesting if John and Jimmy’s mutations weren’t the same just really similar like one’s was more mental and the other’s was more physical

For example Jimmy’s is the more physical one so he can fly and track and John’s is the more metal one so he has a photographic memory or really good intuition something like that

Just an idea

[rcwaffles]

Logan: I’m like you but cooler

John: How about you get a stepladder and say that to my face!