motherfucker unlimited

cumine, they/them dead art blog: @cumin-e

[soapycheesesticks]

ask me about candice

[magicalgrldropout-deactivated20]

[thebootydiaries]

[depsidase]

[modogoblin]

[only-cat-memes]

[commiescummie]

i said what i said

[trelleste]

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

[commiescummie]

[100line]

[soapycheesesticks]

back on tumblr after a year long hiatus 🤞🤞🤞 #weresoback #ihopemymutualshaventforgottnme

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

whenever I have buffalo wings I always wipe my hands on my dog and he screams loud as fuckkkkk

[fucking-hilariuslyfunny]

Why would you do that to your dog!?!?

[avvocarlo]

it's ugly

[balzabul]

chopped judge: as delicious as this prawn reduction is I can’t help but feel that your soul is absent from your movements, and that your entire life is but a performance for my entertainment

chopped chef: thank you chef

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[garaks-padded-bra]

Today i tried out a new boba place and they were out of tapioca so i asked what the pudding option was, and the lady at the counter was like here ill get u a sample and i was like word. Anyways when she came back she VERY TENDERLY CRADLED MY CHIN AND FED IT TO ME ON A SPOON? Craigslist.com missed connections dublin you were a beautiful middle aged asian woman i was that guy in the 100 gecs shirt. I am willing to give up everythign i have going on get back to me girl

[qsycomplainsalot]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I swear this image is at least 25 years old

[medievalthymes]

‘i can fix him’ ‘i can make him worse’ well I can pick him up like this

[the-haiku-bot]

‘i can fix him’ ‘i

can make him worse’ well I can

pick him up like this

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[anxietyproblem]

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]