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[juicycoo-l]

my brain really just provided me with maleboss and girlwife like those were new concepts huh

[oopsabird]

the reason you were able to read more and do more activities in a day when you were a kid than you do as an adult isn’t because you got stupider, it’s because as a child you generally had your base needs taken care of and your schedule provided to you, so you didn’t have to use as much of your mental and physical energy on planning, life maintenance (ie food and administrative tasks), and general executive function. of course you could focus on reading a novel in two days, somebody else made your lunches and you never thought about phone bills and you didn’t even have to decide for yourself when to take a bath. c’mon

[kichiart]

FRIEND. FRIEND. FRIEND. 

“You are the greatest archaeologist in the world and you have been looking for the City of Gold for decades, after all these years you have found the City. When you open the ancient gates you see glitters running towards you, the “gold” of the city has always been thousands of Golden Retrievers. “

Original Writing Drawing Prompt from @writing-prompt-s 

[adonischildsupportcase]

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[skyholic-deactivated20180115]

Have A Nice Day!

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

[beaft]

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

[beaft]

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

[beaft]

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

[thebibliosphere]

I would read this in its entirety.

[lgbtcinema]

OFFICIAL LOVE, SIMON (2018) TRAILER

[navigaero]

[navigaero]

If you go out and support this movie I’ll personally come to your house and suck ya dick

[everythingisuncomfortable-deact]

That mom at the end really made the entire trailer worthwhile

[gh0stvirgo]

I rly thought it was gonna b some generic ass Romeo and Juliet indie shit … I did NOT expect

[the-gayest-pathfinder]

jadlkjflakfjdaeia

[vaguely-humanoid-shadow-deactiv]

I’m not gonna lie I was screaming in pure joy when I first saw this ad because: 

1.) the “hey we’re going to be another quirky hetero rom-com about two outsiders finding lo– NOPE fooled ya our boy here is gay!” within the first 30 seconds. 

2.) “Why is straight the default and why are gay people the only ones expected to come out?” in such a mainstream advertisement. That is such a win in my opinion because we’ve all been talking about that very thing for years in gay communities and corners of the internet but I’ve never seen it so bluntly addressed in wider cultural forums.

[moonsandstar-s]

This is based off the book Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda, which you can purchase here. Go support the author HERE and spread this movie! 

[soapycolours]

Happy little yellow balloon 🎈 Fill it with your thoughts and watch them float away...

[feministd1rection]

Gender roles in a nutshell: the Beauxbatons and Durmstrang entrances in The Goblet of Fire.

[meloromantics]

also, to my knowledge neither of those schools were sex-segregated in the books

[seaniepop]

That bothered me more than the Dumbledore yelling, actually.

[forgiveninasong]

Nicolas Flamel was an alum of Beauxbatons.

The first headteacher of Durmstrang was a witch.

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

Bam.

[roseforthethorns]

In the books, it even says that there were boys and girls from each school. Thanks Hollywood for making Durmstrang buff and all athletic men and Beauxbatons all feminine and dainty.

[zirijava]

Just imagine what it would have meant for every kid watching, seeing girls walking beside the guys in Durmstrang being “manly” and boys walking with Beuxbaton being flirty and feminine.

It would have shown that girls and boys can be however they want.

[drarrysgirl]

It also suggested that the only way a female could have be selected to participate was if she was not up against any male competition. In the books Fleur is chosen as the best candidate for her school from a selection of female AND male students. And she was the best PERSON. Not the best GIRL.

[imaginedus-deactivated20180401]

all men are Russian and all Women are French.

[novaya-model]

Select your gender: 🔳 Russian 🔳 French

[buzzfeeduk]

[reibeibei]

I absolutely love children

[25th-hokage-deactivated20180619]

I’m the hotdog girl

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

[cheese24k]

[vua-deactivated20160828]

oh my god

[friendley-deactivated20200102]

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

[andromedafalls]

I think my favorite thing about dogs is that they can, in fact, perceive the tone/mood of music, just as they can with human voices.

[theteastainedpages]

I think the best part about this is that there was an actual academic study done to find out what music dogs preferred, they set it up by kenneling dogs and figuring out which kind of music caused them to be more relaxed in the situation, and they found out that most dogs prefer soft rock and reggae. 

He probably really digs it. 

[soapycolours]

@dietcokedog

[babyanimalgifs]

This dog thought it’s owner was in trouble… a dog’s love is so genuine and pure this is beautiful

[pettankoprincess]

IM GOING TO CRY HE IS SUCH A GOOD BOY

[cheekbonered]

hogwarts memes

- everyone answering “no, i’m fred” to “are you [insert Y/N]” even hermione - everything draco does ever - calling blast ended skrewts “power bottoms” - calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc - colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image - shouting “spank me daddy” at the whomping willow - [pointing at random object] that’s a portkey - every single cat is professor mcgonagall

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

why

[tawghasa]

- POTTER

[yourjacketisnowdry]

- ever since snape’s “bottle fame, brew fortune” speech students just go on and on with it - “flambé success, bake brilliance” “Can you tutor me in charms?” “TUTOR you? I can teach you how to SAUTÉ EXCELLENCE.”

[caffeinepants]

- [random object] is totally a hufflepuff

- remember that game where someone yells “SHATNER” and you have to overact? same thing except it’s “TRELAWNEY” and you have to use whatever you’re holding to make a ludicrous prediction

- a more popular variation is “LOCKHART” to make up a pompous story about using whatever you’re holding to drive the [monster] out of [town]

- calling hippogriffs “leggy birbs”

- “Our beloved headmaster Albert Dumpsterfire/Aqueous Disillusionment/Aberdeen Decapitation…”

- shitty incantations ( “The Graying Hair Charm? Make-me-bloody-ancient-osia.” )

[sleepy-salami]

reblogging for albert dumpsterfire xD

[classicantics-deactivated201712]

-the dumbledore one, except you keep adding incorrect names, like albert pensive wallace herbert richard flamingo sherbet tango luthor…

-*peeves appears* IT DAT BOI

-”i’d rather be petrified”

-”so a shack gets to scream and it’s all normal and haunted, but when i do it i’m disturbing class and a nuisance”

[parseltonquinq]

I will sell my soul for all of this in a fic

[soapycolours]

wow i didn't 1000% forget that inktober was a thing. now I have to draw some stuff everyday and thats hard

[sportsfemme-deactivated20170529]