Ok Keavey

A put together mess

[lichen-thr0pe]

[therealraewest]

Hey do y'all fucks remember two years ago when just before the election all these “don’t vote both parties are bad” or “vote independent!” Posts were going around and then Trump won and now two weeks before midterms there’s all these “don’t bother voting, revolution is the only way!” And “your vote isn’t gonna matter and is an ineffective way to protest” posts are going around? Yeah knock that shit right the fuck off, don’t fall for it and get your ass to the polls, we are not doing this again.

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

Hell world

[homoslovenc]

capitalism ruined art and entertainment

[traumaticbackstory]

I wanted people to stop lengthening shows because capitalism would end, not because it would get worse

[windsroad]

why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching

[windsroad]

dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they’re not gay

[brunhiddensmusings]

look, if the guy to my left has to do the turbo-macarena while charging a bolt of flesh melting while the guy on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a broadaxe like hes doing yo-yo tricks im going to give each of them enough floorspace to not liquefy myself

[pileofknives]

[pulling-aggro]

fuck a “personal bubble”, stay out of my

BLOOD CIRCLE

[solassitudes]

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

[solassitudes]

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

[gravehop187]

[evaunit08]

only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial 

[jotxrokujo]

[bihalien]

Me as Joe dkhskhsjs

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

From the moment a child is born, they crave touch. They want to be held, not just to eat, but for safety, for warmth, for comfort, for affection–for love. A newborn will show preference in who they want to be held by, especially when they’re tired or sick or scared. We are born ready to be loved. Our first need is to be cared for, to be fed and changed, and held. To learn that we are loved.

Don’t let anyone, anyone tell you have to be able to love yourself before you can be loved. You were born ready to be loved wholly, and having self-esteem issues or a mental illness doesn’t make you any less lovable.

You don’t need to fulfill any condition. You are worth loving. You deserve to be loved, and have deserved to be loved since the moment you were born. You are worth loving.

[twentydun]

will today’s kids ever know how truly iconic Harry Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise was??? Will they ever know how it shaped us as a society?? 

[totaljenisland]

WHO is still making total drama sadboy edits in 2019

[ill-intentioned]

total drama WHAT

[goobra]

i fucking hate this website. all it does is recommend the pregnant clippy fan art to me. i want to burn this site to the ground.

[goobra]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[mybendystraw]

EVERY FICKIN TIME. IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT I LIKE I JUST GET THESE THREE EVERY TIME.

[gibbearish]

oh, to be a cartoon mafia boss with two dimwitted but loveable lackeys who, upon my cleverly insulting the protagonist, will say “nice one, boss,” and the second, in a slightly higher, more snivelly voice, will say “haha, yeeah, nice one boss!”

[guilty-as-s1n]

Wild how it’s 2k19 and American idiot is still as relevant as ever

[hurleyquinnzel]

I don’t think there will ever come a time where it isn’t

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

the one thing i learned abt growing up is that u never actually leave the kids table. there’s not even room for u at the adults table. now its just u and ur 20 year old cousins w/ some 6 year olds having a good time 

[lurantics]

You have to wait till one of the adults dies, then you inherit their place

[themadcapmathematician]

My family strictly enforces the Klingon succession system in which you must kill your unfit family members to take their status for yourself

[oknope]

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: it’s 2 am and I can’t stop thinking about the Pied Piper. Initially i thought it was just an old faerie tale but i’ve been reading up on it and it turns out that at some point in the town of Hamelin, a bunch of children really did go missing all at once in fact a stained glass window in the local church in 1300 was made to tell the story AND Hamelin’s written history literally BEGINS in 1384 with the sentence “it is 100 years since our children left.” There are a ton of theories about what the piper could actually represent but historians are pretty much convinced that something did take away children en masse in the 1200s in Hamelin and to this day we still use the phrase “it’s time to pay the piper.” When will we pay him? Who was he???? Like okay I see the theories but what if some flute paying faerie really just led a bunch of kids away in 1284 I cannot get over this.

[i-am-a-fish]

!!!!!!! FISH ACCOUNT SAID ACE RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(also, no matter what your opinion of ace people are, they still deserve to be treated like people, ya know)