Sob's Tea

I occasionally post about shit I like.

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Spoiler for recent chapters of windbreaker

Cannot wait for Red Chanpuru to meet Sakura and realize how hard Sun Fei / Suo fumbled.

They’re gonna defend him still and fight the furin boys but it’s like, dude… you could’ve had a baddie.

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Thunderbolts* response to: “I saw you at a gay bar”

Yelena: Dagger spotted in armoury, are we pointing out obvious things?

Ava: Did you? *Phases away*

Walker: What- no- it was a recon-

Bob: oh *tries to remember* okay.

Alexei: Yes! They were very nice! Said I was like great bear.

Bucky: Last week or in the 40s?

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Nothing has convinced me faster to ship a gay ship than seeing fanart of the cooler lesbian version of them.

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Alexei: It’s like those shirts say “be happy, commit crime”.

Yelena: What are you talking about?

Bob: Do you mean “be gay do crime”?

Bucky: In my day that was the same thing.

John: *chokes on coffee*

Ava: *filming the whole thing* Oh my gosh.

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Bob: I’m a medium by the way, lots of fans keep sending me large stuff and I can’t wear it cause it’s too big.

Alexei: I’m an XL. Some fans send me small stuff because they think I am petit little boy,

(Rest of the thunderbolts off scream laughing)

Alexei: but I’m in fact a large fat man.

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You know when a book series that was the staple of your childhood because it showed canon queer characters when you had no exposure prior as well as being one of the reason you fell in love with reading (especially the historical fiction genre). You know when that suddenly becomes an animated series 16 years later?

No?

BECAUSE I DO

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

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really getting into dc lately current obsessions mr terrific & martian manhunter this is thrilling i love superheroes

also if anyone has comic recs pls lmk <3

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I also have a recent obsession w/ Mr. Terrific but I’m not we’ll versed in his comics but @atom-smash-me has a rec list.

As for Mmh, I’m enjoying the absolute run but it’s a little freaky if you aren’t used to j’onn. The recent JL unlimited run has a bit of spotlight on j’onn in a few issue. The Mmh run by Steve Orlando is a good read too. He’s especially funny (and done with the team) in JL international. And one little throwaway but the the dc spring breakout special he does community theatre.

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Shoutout to this cross promotional art and this cross promotional art only.

Starcrossed old men super hero yaoi let’s go

Superfantastic was not apart of my 2025 bingo card

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No wait

Wait

Hold on

HOLD ON

WAIT

HOLD THE FUCK ON

[alabanza-a-lucretia]

Besides red, is there any other color that can represent Ares?

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Well still a red but the shade maroon as its like dried blood.

Pink could also have a strong association with him, they’re wasn’t a binary on who wore pink like nowadays but symbolically I can see it due to its connections with love and passion.

Most metallic colours but mostly bronze or gold to be associated with the armor and weapons of ares.

Purple would also be a good contender as it’s usually it’s a signifier of a higher status/royalty and ares is technically a prince but you know he’s also a god.

If you take a more modern war interpretation, shades of green and brown are more common to see associated.

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Chilchuck: Hmm. He looks like a child m-lester. Marcille don’t trade with him; let Senshi barter.

Senshi: Why do I have to get m-lested?

Chilchuck: Because he’s not gonna m-lest you.

Senshi: Why?

Chilchuck: Because you’re a dwarf.

Senshi: Dwarfs can get m-lested.

Izutsumi: Yeah, who wouldn’t wanna m-lest this face?

Chilchuck: That’s enough. It’s not that. I mean...Senshi ‘cause you’re tough, more durable.

Izutsumi: Laios is durable too. Make him do it.

Chilchuck: Yeah, but, Laios isn’t good with other adventurers.

Laios: I’m good with other adventurers.

Marcille: Mmm...not really.

Laios: I’m great with other adventurers.

The group: Mmm...

Marcille: He’s autistic. He can’t help it.

Laios: Yeah, I’m autistic.

Chilchuck: No, you’re not autistic, Laios.

Izutsumi: How many-how many lock picks on the ground?

Chilchuck: Don’t play this game again.

Izutsumi: Come on. Look, how many lock picks?

Chilchuck: No, it just involves me cleaning up my lock picks.

Laios: A hundred?

Senshi: No.

Chilchuck: A hundred?!

Izutsumi: It’s three.

Marcille: (drops another pick) Okay, how many now?

Laios: Three.

Senshi and Chilchuck: No.

Marcille: Ugh. You’re the worst kind of autistic.

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Dr. Stone & their flowers

I don't usually give a rant about merch but need to spread what might possibly be the best and most thought through merch of any anime, any media, ever.

And that is the Dr. Stone botania series.

What makes this merch so amazing is that whoever chose the flower for each character. did. not. miss. it’s impressive and frankly filled with way more effort than they were likely payed for. This is assuming that anyone actually put thought into the flower meanings. But once you see their meanings it’s hard not to think some genuine intention was put into this.

(Also the flowers weren’t listed so I made some guesses on what they were so if you think it’s something else, please let me know)

Francois: Petunia

Desire and Hope

Francois much like her master desires and hopes for a future of greed (justice).

Hyoga: Hydrangea

Honest emotions, persevering, vanity, boastfullness

There’s definitely and air of confidence, though it’s not misplaced. He’s a strong fighter with smart strategies. He’s also rather blunt and doesn’t waste his time, mind, or care.

Ukyo: Gerbera

Innocence, purity, cheerfulness, beauty

Ukyo greatest wish going forward was no one dies. It’s an ideal that one might view naive and unrealistic. There’s an earnest innocence to it, that everyone around him respects.

Ryusui: California Poppy

Peace, pleasure, hope, resilience

Ryusui is a force of passion and desire. Even in his greed there’s still a benevolence to him. Dropped in a new world, faced with a new challenge, he is focused on moving forward, for his own desires of course.

Suika: Sunflower

Faithfulness, worship, adoration, loyalty

Who else but the great detective and Senku ishigami’s apprentice to embody the first flowers she saw without the fuzzy sickness. She is continually a member the team can depend upon. Not only that but she looks up to everyone, especially Kohaku and Senku.

Chrome: Sage

Wisdom, thoughtfulness, health

Even though he may not be viewed as such he is still incredibly smart and capable. A skilled adventurer, geologist, and scientist. Not to mention his determination to help cure ruri.

Gen: Clematis

Artifice, ingenuity, mental beauty

The employee who chose this was laughing their ass off, slapping their knee, high-fiving their coworker. For those who don’t know, artifice means trickery, cunning, craftiness. As the king of bastardry, the shallow mentalist fits this flower perfectly. His persuasion and physcoanalysis have been a great asset to the kingdom.

Kohaku: Hibiscus

Beauty, charm, youth

She is beauty, she is charm, call her lioness and she’ll cause bodily harm. All seriousness she brings such strength and heart into the group.

Senku: Olive blossom

Peace

I can’t express how emotional this made me. No qualities of ingenuity or wisdom. Not even desire or passion we’re listed. It’s pure and simple, peace. So straightforward I think Senku would appreciate it. Science is his passion and his method towards it. He ultimately wants a world of science, of peace

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Sometimes I see fanart of Jayce and think it’s Odysseus, then when I see Odysseus fanart I think it’s Jesus, but I never think Jesus fanart is Jayce.

[confused-cakepolls]

Most likely to get pick pocketed while walking outside?

Kai

Jay

Cole

Zane

Lloyd

Nya

Voting ended onMar 29, 2025

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Jay, Nya, and Lloyd are the pickpockets

Kai is getting pickpocketed

Zane has extreme spatial awareness but would also admonish the pickpocket for the crime then send them on their way with some cash and candy.

Cole simply doesn’t carry anything on him.

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Namor: I have ways of making surfacers talk- to me, to me Jeff, taata’s working- Omgsh did you draw this? That is very good!

Jeff: Mrrrrr!

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Turbo Granny: It’s apart of my life mottos: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Okarun: Seize the day, seize the night, what's the last one?

Turbo Granny: Seize the dick.

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Fox: *reciting the standard procedure* Injurying or killing an employee will result in a $7000-

Shiny: I get $7000 if I-