[transmutationisms]

me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight

[bromodideuterio-deactivated2024]

[ohmylordapineapple]

It’s KILLING ME how ACCURATE THIS IS

[beyoursledgehammer]

@sakebytheriver

[leavesofgas]

[lagonegirl]

[kristina100000]

How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before

ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated

[onedocumentedobsession]

[memewhore]

[pepprs]

[ampervadasz]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[alphacrone]

petition to shorten "classic literature" to "clit"

[ot3]

there's an episode of malcolm in the middle where he just shuts up and stops complaining for awhile and it immediately starts to significantly improve his life but also it causes him an ulcer and by the end of the episode he is literally spitting up blood and i have always deeply and unshakably believed that is exactly how the situation would play out for me too

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[navigatorwrongway]

[daddyfuckedme]

[redpandarascal]

the original makes the same point, but it’s funnier

[writing-prompt-s]

Image prompt

[randomslasher]

“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”

[northern-borealis]

I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.

[julius-caeser]

hanging with my boys in the senate on wednesday the 15th, cant wait to see what theyve got planned, i hope its a suprise party

[hotpinkandsparkly]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[afoxyblogger]

obsessed with this

[ampervadasz]

[stumblngrumbl]