Baby Blue Tomato

hiding from my friends because they insisted on following my other account 👀 (purpleremote.... shhhh)

[draconym]

Fire Marshall: Her name is Blondie. Me: Oh wow she's adorable. What does she do? Fire Marshall: She does arson. Me: She's a criminal? Fire Marshall: ... She's trained to detect arson at the scene of a fire. Me: Oh, well I guess that's cool, too.

[brienneoftarth]

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

[unemployeddianenguyen]

saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno

[moonofpoosh]

I don’t believe you.

[painterkid-deactivated20150408]

just watch

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[callmebliss]

🐝: remember thou art but mortal

[headspace-hotel]

Love how the kid accepts death but is so shocked to learn that everybody else also will die

[catasters]

[thickness-protection-program]

Diva down

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[silvermoon424]

UNFATHOMABLY based hive mother. Let's pour one out for our fallen bee comrades.

[massachusetts-official]

A modern Massachusetts classic

Official Post of Massachusetts

[dailycatsblog]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[anxietyproblem]

[lmaonade]

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]

[chrishayley]

if they hadn't gotten rid of pepper potts and peggy carter, civil war would have been over in ten minutes.

[anxietyproblem]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

[what-even-is-thiss]

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

[citadelofthestars]

so.....is there anything with which the lion does concern himself ?

[naomisramblings]

the four children who wandered into His world through the back of a wardrobe