Soccer Loving Single Mommyhood Shenanigans

Adventures in life, liberty, and the constant battle with time!

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Congratulations Raylee and Tyson! You looked absolutely beautiful! #wedding #beautifulbride #congratulations https://www.instagram.com/p/BoDYOF9gMg5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1x14ujv8ijei2

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So this bunny rabbit made a change! #redhairdontcare #irishredhead #changes Thanks Rachel!

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Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

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We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

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I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

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What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.

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Ambien on a stomach that's been empty for over 62 hours...works quick...kinda loopy. #Arrow should be an interesting watch. #ambien #Olicity #proana #goals

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Need Encouragement!

I'm on hour 14 of my first fast, any tips abs encouragement appreciated! #proana #fast #control #skinnywannabe #roadtoskinny #proslim

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When you miss 6 weeks of pilates, the first class back is killer! #pilates #pilatesbody #newyearnewbody #ugh #fitness #killer (at The Pilates Body- Utah)

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Oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree! Nothing says a Clarke Christmas more then when we go pick out our Christmas and decorate it! I love the smell! #christmastree #christmasiscoming #christmastraditions #livechristmastree #mygirl

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Adventures along the Rogue River today! #oregon #rogueriver #family #beautiful

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My elementary jump rope skills have not held up! #pilates #jumpropeworkout #jumprope #pilatesbody #6weekchallenge #rebounder @pilatesbody_ut @kennpage thanks for the workout! #weightloss #fitnessmotivation #fitness

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@kennpage worked our booties with the ball in #pilatesmat tonight! #pilates #pilatesbody #fitness #weightloss #fitnessmotivation #6weekchallenge #day3 #forgotweighinthismorning #workingtowardsmygoal #workingmom #singlemommylife #sweatisfatcrying (at The Pilates Body- Utah)

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I can't believe she is 10! Happy birthday to this amazing, energetic, creative, curious, smart,talented, outgoing, loving, kind,caring little girl of mine! Novali Adelle, I love watching you grow into the amazing person you're becoming! I love you tuckus! #birthdaygirl #shesten #growinguptofast #myworld #mygirl #NovaliAdelle #happybirthday

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Took last week off due to a busy week and boy did I feel it! Thanks @kennpage for the killer #bounce class! #rebounder #pilates #pilatesbody #fitness #fitnessmotivation #new6weekchallenge #weightloss #striveforgreatness #workingmom #monday (at The Pilates Body- Utah)

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Both pups getting lots of loves this morning. #cousins #sleepover #thatsalotofestrogen #girls #AthenaandBella #puppiesofinstagram

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Did some science experiments starting last night, made some squishy crystals! #mindblowingscience #futurescientist #futureastronomer #sciencefun #Novali #myworld #funtimes

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Was a rough week with sickness hitting or house, but down another 2.1lbs! #6weekchallenge #day22 #fitness #weighinwednesday #weightloss #pilates #pilatesbody #getfit #10togo

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Rainy game tonight! Go RSL! #realsaltlake #believe #rsltid #RSLVSEA (at Real Salt Lake)

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Benefit of being home sick from work, I get to pick up my little cutie from school! Beware the grape vampire! #mygirl #Novali #myworld #wheredoesshegetthisstuff