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meetthehelper

Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items

meetthehelper

Your fates are sealed

The Elixers

this cold open is a masterpiece

supersexygamergirl

betterhoesandgardens-deactivate

Sushis and Sashimis

I don’t know why this is stupid funny to me

cheaphalloweencostume

dotmatrixisms-deactivated202304

this is just an evolved form of lol XD so random humor you can’t tell me otherwise

cheaphalloweencostume

then die

gahdamnpunk

I’M DEAD AFSHGASJHJHA

coralmarks-deactivated20170821

these are my predictions for how the right wing will evolve in 2014

memeufacturing-deactivated20161

we were warned. we didn’t listen. but we were warned

illegal-meme-grower

dimetrodone

Most of our perception of what Goblin sharks looks like comes from dead specimines where they are all mangled and shrivelled, and are always positioned with their jaws protruding out.

When while alive they only ever extend their jaw for feeding, and arnt half as creepy looking

zahnegott

they do look like goblins

dietmountainmadewka-deactivated

this also disregards the fact that they can still propel their jaws forward like an aquatic xenomorph from hell

dimetrodone

So can many other fish, I’m just not judging them for their beautiful smile.

despazito

personal favourite

praazlwurm

why is the ocean like this

trilllizard666

it just be like that

spacetwinks

[puts far more meat than is reasonable into tortilla] [tortilla doesn’t fold fully or correctly] bullshit. what’s wrong with you. fuck you

justsomeantifas

call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.

robobun

@ everyone in the notes talking about physical performance: if that were the case, then sports would be divided by physical performance. that’s a thing you can measure. that’s a thing that varies by individual. a weak man and a strong man would be an unfair fight in boxing/wrestling/MMA, which is why they divide those sports up into weight groups based on physical performance. but they also further segregate them based on gender. chess is segregated by gender for no reason but sexism. if it’s actually about skill and physical ability, then measure those and separate people by those metrics. don’t do some bullshit gender segregation and pretend like men and women are inherently on different levels no matter their individual abilities.

justsomeantifas

💅

aggrokawaii

Remember that time a teenage girl struck out Babe Ruth? That’s fucking why. Men are afraid of being beaten by women.

amuseoffyre

Remember that time male swimmers were pulled out of training because Kate Ledecky was leaving them ‘broken’ by swimming better than them? Remember how she didn’t even notice, because she was busy actually training?

notanadult

Shooting is a sport that has no reliance on strength and so any allowance for gender variation is irrelevant. The last time there was a mixed competition (1992) a chinese woman named Zhang Shan won it.

murderxbaby-deactivated20190102

It’s often presented as for the benefit of women. After all, they’ll be heartbroken when they‘re hurt or bested by men.

Projection is a hell of a drug.

boyslovevisualnovel

Discuss.

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd

they’re all twinks and you’re lying to yourself

beelzeborn

boyslovevisualnovel

mainflopgirl

anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.