Socially awkward potato

Riding my unicorn through bikini bottom.

[socialllyawkwardpotato]

All my friends are in cute relationships and being hot and attractive and I'm just here taking selfies with my cat

[socialllyawkwardpotato]

Stay in drugs and don't do school

[socialllyawkwardpotato]

HEY GUYS WHO MISSED ME?! No, no one? Okay I'll just go back to bed and cry...

[socialllyawkwardpotato]

What if grass could talk

[socialllyawkwardpotato]

I love birthdays, people come and go to give you money and all you have to do is wear pants for a day

[sxlaris]

The Walmart game.

Hmm..

[coxinyoface]

[estebanjulioricardodelarosa]

I dont know if I can top that.

[flasdrive]

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

hold on I got this

[forusuta]

i would totally get this. 

[kekkai-sen-sen-blog]

omfg

[caemetery]

this is my favourite post on tumblr

[mydearestforever]

IT GOT BETTER

[socialllyawkwardpotato]

We live in a time we feel more comfortable talking about sex than when we wanna ask for a wifi-password

[arcticmonkies-deactivated201208]

FRIENDS DONT LET FRIENDS POSTS GET ZERO NOTES ITS THE LAW

[socialllyawkwardpotato]

I guess I don't have friends

[socialllyawkwardpotato]

I hate that awkward moment when you walk by someone who is skyping with a person you vaguely know and you're like what do I do now? Do I hide? Do I say hi? Do I sacrifice him to Satan?

[socialllyawkwardpotato]

How other people spend friday night vs how I spend Friday night

[socialllyawkwardpotato]

Anyone else here think Dean's voice just doesn't fit his face?

[socialllyawkwardpotato]

So I spent two hours installing all kinds of shit so I can browse Tumblr from my bed. I only just realised I have a phone. And a laptop.

[twotruths-go-blog]

Reblog. Click the image, and Enjoy.

[toffee-creme-deactivated2012112]

askpinkamena:

omg

this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library 

motherfuckin thank you

this would be really fucking cool if my arrow keys would fucking work. 

[thenthedoctorsaidrun]

THIS IS PERFECT

[socialllyawkwardpotato]

*High school musical playing* "WHAT TIME IS IT?!" "time to watch a completely new series I just discovered in one sitting" "ANTICIPATION"

[socialllyawkwardpotato]

I remember my very first English class: "Never forget this kids, English people are all selfish pricks, they always write "I" with a capital."

[dylan-obrien]

[4licia]

Why did one basketball team literally dominate over their entire school

[giadadee]

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT SCHOOLS AREN’T ACTUALLY LIKE THAT IN AMERICA?

[socialllyawkwardpotato]

THEY AREN'T??!!

[socialllyawkwardpotato]

I got myself a new pair of Timberlakes