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YOU ARE THE REASON

JBB: An Artblog!
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gendry baratheon of storm’s end, lookin’ like a whole ass snack
First and last appearance of Arya Stark on Game of Thrones (2011-2019)
what even…
what is THE POINT of having a Night’s Watch?!
wtf are they watching?!? THE SNOW?!!?
The most infuriating thing about the Tumblr purge is when you write something that’s nsfw, you can’t tag it as nsfw because then Tumblr auto-hides the post.
So…what do you do? Don’t post it? Don’t tag it? Tag it as “no t sa fe 4 worrrrk” or something equally obtuse?
It makes it impossible to post responsibly. :/
BUCKLE UP KIDS, WE’RE BRINGING BACK LEMONS AND LIMES.
LADIES AND GENTS. THE FUTURE.
People tell stories to cope with their fears.
Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?
My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.
You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday
Calling all people who do fan art!
I’m writing a book. Actually, I’ve been writing a book for 5 years.
I have this main character who I looove, and I sooo badly want fan art drawn for him. I’m utterly terrible at drawing of any kind, and I don’t know if anyone would be willing to do a single drawing for meeee? I’ll bake you a cake and love you forever.
If so, this is my character’s looks:
Male, age 39, shoulder length brown hair, very short beard, dark brown eyes, athletic build.
He’s a knight in my story.
A single piece of art would be awesome. I’d prefer a portrait type, including chest and upwards, you don’t need to do a full body drawing if you don’t want. I really want facial details.
Like I said, I’ll love you forever. Please message me if you want to do this for me!
I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….
American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?
Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…
the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan
that’s your answer
For reference:
That’s JUST Texas.
When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???
where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”
op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography
leave europe alone you fucking colonizers
It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.
“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?
I drove 6 hours just to pick someone up and bring them home because it’s nbd
Sorry, I’m still stuck on “Leave Europe alone, you colonizers.”
Colonizers telling colonizers to leave colonizers alone
When you no longer care for a series but you check in every now and then for that one character
Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”
i resent being able to understand this post
girl why are people RUNNING in the STREETS outside my apartment like????
just found out what a marathon was
if you ever look up to me youre wrong
this isnt cause im short im not short
this is cause today i was at the beach and i forgot what sand smelled like so i decided to stick my nose into the sand and snort and it went absolutely not excellent
Junie B Jones deadass wrote this post
just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask
this is horrifying because op just assumes that this is relatable enough for everyone and then person 2 somehow has a kermit meme to match that
not to alarm anyone but if u look at the moon with one eye and then close it and open the other one you see another identical moon a little bit to the left. why has science covered up the existence of this second, secret moon? we are the people and we demand answers
Parallax, my friend
thats a stupid name. it should be called “moon 2″
put it back and lets pretend this never existed
Don’t put it back, its an aggressive invasive species
Christ
That’s a lot of nuggets right there
can u imagine going noodlin and this chomps down on you oh my god
Duuuuude!! Catfish grow to the amount of food there is which means the river these guys came from must be plentiful as fuck, or it’s eating the native species. PSA: do NOT catch and release catfish. The fuckers will screw with the rivers ecosystem if they’re not native to the area. These are the sort of size fish that WILL have a go at eating people as well, they will probs chock but yeah. Catfish have little to no sight, since they’re bottom feeders they scout for food mostly using their feelers, and just swallow whatever they think can fit in their mouths. I watch a lot of Jeremy Wades River Monsters when I’m bored. The shit he films is ridiculous and I love it.
Edit: Cat fish are also cannibals if there’s no other food source.