[philosophicaljester]

doctor just told me i have as much estrogen as a pregnant woman and i got horny as hell

also they're halving my dosage

[philosophicaljester]

I'm just starting my college orientation tell me why im already burnt out again

[philosophicaljester]

woohoo

[rhizobiums-deactivated20230217]

war criminal pussy got me acting unwise

[obsessionwithmelzara]

what

[rhizobiums-deactivated20230217]

what's not clicking

[philosophicaljester]

To any cis woman who snootily says "welcome to womanhood" when they see their trans friends struggling to adapt: You are not an ally.

[philosophicaljester]

If you still don't believe one person can make a difference: I was walking to the bus stop after a demonstration while carrying my "Free Palestine" sign and a little girl asked her dad "Palestine, what's that?" and her dad said "ok so imagine some people came to your neighborhood and said you're not allowed to live there because you have long hair"

[philosophicaljester]

Denial kink where you throw a ball and tell a puppygirl she's not allowed to go get it

[feralkwe]

i'm bisexual and tired. rb if you're bisexual and tired.

[dregdael]

we should all take a nap together

[philosophicaljester]

AMA while i get drunk (nothing off limits)

[philosophicaljester]

@lhw0991 you want me to cry? is that what you want? I'm sorry. I love you so much. Never think that Y-You're not enough.

[revulo]

in which order should i watch Barbie and Oppenheimer

Barbie first

Oppenheimer first

Only Barbie

Only Oppenheimer

No (wrong answer) >:(

Voting ended onJul 28, 2023

[philosophicaljester]

Watch Oppenheimer to ease into Barbie, it's the more emotionally impactful one

[17blcak]

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

[philosophicaljester]

God, Andrew Jackson Jihad hits so much better when your drunk. like yesss arizona soyboy tell me about your traumatic childhood so i can think this song is about me

[philosophicaljester]

AMA while i get drunk (nothing off limits)

[totalcudgel]

Do you know good hangover cures?

[philosophicaljester]

So here's what you do: you go to a Mexican restaurant that's within walking distance because you can't drive. you ask them for a chimichanga with a dippy fried egg on top, and have it absolutely drowned in salsa. and drink a full sugar soda while you eat it. And this won't do anything to help your hangover nrcause thats not a thing that happens in real life, but dont you deserve something nice? youre being so strong about this, youve earned some good mexican food. i keep wanting to throw up but my body wont let me, its like im edging

[philosophicaljester]

AMA while i get drunk (nothing off limits)

[auroras-void]

Is your pfp related to Homestuck? I have not read Homestuck, but there's a deep and unsettling presence emanating from it that I can't otherwise place.

[philosophicaljester]

Do not get me fucking started on homestuck. I have tried so many times to read it. I'll be almost two thousand fucking pages in and the repressed trans girl stull hasnt left his house. only for me to eventually realize that its a fucking video game. im reading a novelized playthrough of a video game, with its tutorials described in length. so i just gotta wait until i have a good enough pc to run a legacy flash player so i can play it like it was intended. Also the whole reason I believe in astrology is because i took a homestuck personality quiz and got vriska. and to answer your question no, i just like kuromi and her cunty sunglasses

[philosophicaljester]

AMA while i get drunk (nothing off limits)

[philosophicaljester]

AMA while i get drunk (nothing off limits)

[philosophicaljester]

@shitass-broadsword hold on I gotta look up what that it. also no because i have an ALIEN. like i have proof of extraterrestrial life??? i would probably taste his flesh thiugh. likee just a bite at least.

[philosophicaljester]

AMA while i get drunk (nothing off limits)

[nick-nonya]

How do you propose that America tackle their socioeconomic problems?

[philosophicaljester]

Just get rid of money. just make stuff and give it away and provide your survises for free. your payment is seeing the smule on their face. and if everyone does it like this, society can keep functioning no problemo. and you can also just opt out and not work if you wanna. but its kinda looked down upon? idk