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[societyis-sad]

@atomicbunny7​ @cleffree​ @apiscestravelbook​ @7melodramatic7​ @savleighx​ @zweitesmal​ @ghostagainststardust​ @bi-the-way-wlw​ @alonebutidgafvck​ @jiraiyasannin15​ @tessieksmith​ @pure-magick​ @pastelxbeauty​ @sydum​ @jenny1081​ @cackleifyou​ @justahumanokayy​ @tightasstrev​ @peppapigisavillain​ @rainbowreactt​ @johnscuttleforth​ @softsunnyskies​ @kaykuhls​ @aeishxo101​ @ultrapatricia555​ @takeapicturewiththepartyzombie​ @nervoustoadsoulzonk​ @dacoda-dakota​ @lordofwoes​ @lexalamode​ @peachyqueeeeen​ @german-husky​ @loveseverelyoriginalcollector​ @britomaire​ @itsluckybouquetkittylove​ @imightbeonfire​ @theonlyturtleinexistence​ @randomweirdowannabe​ @k-mafdet​ @anothercopy13​ @nevalirr​ @trusent​ @chrishmacc​ @ragnalokii​ @moogen44​ @somegirlandherbooks​ @quietttbutnotblind​ @deliciouslycrazy1​ @actualpotofpotatoes​ @text-posts-only​ @danklolz​ @opetic​ @landrypeytonreagan​ @offensivelolz​ @dolphinking1947​ @ahlyxo​ @friendlyneighborhoodgiant​ @plantsarereaalllllycool​ @blumenwueste​ @pinchexpisces​ @thishooman​ @offftopickk​ @yukinekid88​ @llamanting​ @helloserenityopal​ @spoopehshay​ @fuckntittiz​ @cloudstogoplease​ @aemesthetic​ @klik-bisquit​ @islandofmysfittoys​ @buzzingbeesexual​ @itzafroboy​ @valethesavage​ @bloody-clau​ @rubixcubepierce-blog​ @princessshelb0122​ @red-r0ver​ @luvgoddess​ @shydiyfunnynerd-blog​ @heavy-eyelashes​ @bbwkream​ @ryleigh1212​ @amoodyaptenodytespatagonicus​ @p1r2o3m4​ @gaypotternerd​ @cassiejo2015-blog​ @renenenene​ @valethegoddess-blog​ @magickaitball​ @thatldiotfranklin​ @cherrymaryy​ @asleepingpurplewitch​ @bdalton-21​ @ding-dong-daddyo-blog​ @beautifulxtragedy​ @horror-bunnie​ @22kmcoop41-blog​ @gavwekel96​ @amovrii​ @kingjjleroyy-blog​ @asia-kathleen-jones-blog​ @i-dont-snapchat-blog​ @danishkittycat​ @devilschild-666-blog​ @2004petewentz​ @be-jazzy123-blog​ @biggsillustrations-blog​ @dontsayyoureleaving​ @slayingandfileting-blog​ @purebeauty1699​

[societyis-sad]

@atomicbunny7​ @cleffree​ @apiscestravelbook​ @7melodramatic7​ @savleighx​ @zweitesmal​ @ghostagainststardust​ @bi-the-way-wlw​ @alonebutidgafvck​ @jiraiyasannin15​ @tessieksmith​ @pure-magick​ @pastelxbeauty​ @sydum​ @jenny1081​ @cackleifyou​ @justahumanokayy​ @tightasstrev​ @peppapigisavillain​ @rainbowreactt​ @johnscuttleforth​ @softsunnyskies​ @kaykuhls​ @aeishxo101​ @ultrapatricia555​ @takeapicturewiththepartyzombie​ @nervoustoadsoulzonk​ @dacoda-dakota​ @lordofwoes​ @lexalamode​ @peachyqueeeeen​ @german-husky​ @loveseverelyoriginalcollector​ @britomaire​ @itsluckybouquetkittylove​ @imightbeonfire​ @theonlyturtleinexistence​ @randomweirdowannabe​ @k-mafdet​ @anothercopy13​ @nevalirr​ @trusent​ @chrishmacc​ @ragnalokii​ @moogen44​ @somegirlandherbooks​ @quietttbutnotblind​ @deliciouslycrazy1​ @actualpotofpotatoes​ @text-posts-only​ @danklolz​ @opetic​ @landrypeytonreagan​ @offensivelolz​ @dolphinking1947​ @ahlyxo​ @friendlyneighborhoodgiant​ @plantsarereaalllllycool​ @blumenwueste​ @pinchexpisces​ @thishooman​ @offftopickk​ @yukinekid88​ @llamanting​ @helloserenityopal​ @spoopehshay​ @fuckntittiz​ @cloudstogoplease​ @aemesthetic​ @klik-bisquit​ @islandofmysfittoys​ @buzzingbeesexual​ @itzafroboy​ @valethesavage​ @bloody-clau​ @rubixcubepierce-blog​ @princessshelb0122​ @red-r0ver​ @luvgoddess​ @shydiyfunnynerd-blog​ @heavy-eyelashes​ @bbwkream​ @ryleigh1212​ @amoodyaptenodytespatagonicus​ @p1r2o3m4​ @gaypotternerd​ @cassiejo2015-blog​ @renenenene​ @valethegoddess-blog​ @magickaitball​ @thatldiotfranklin​ @cherrymaryy​ @asleepingpurplewitch​ @bdalton-21​ @ding-dong-daddyo-blog​ @beautifulxtragedy​ @horror-bunnie​ @22kmcoop41-blog​ @gavwekel96​ @amovrii​ @kingjjleroyy-blog​ @asia-kathleen-jones-blog​ @i-dont-snapchat-blog​ @danishkittycat​ @devilschild-666-blog​ @2004petewentz​ @be-jazzy123-blog​ @biggsillustrations-blog​ @dontsayyoureleaving​ @slayingandfileting-blog​ @purebeauty1699​

[societyis-sad]

@atomicbunny7​ @cleffree​ @apiscestravelbook​ @7melodramatic7​ @savleighx​ @zweitesmal​ @ghostagainststardust​ @bi-the-way-wlw​ @alonebutidgafvck​ @jiraiyasannin15​ @tessieksmith​ @pure-magick​ @pastelxbeauty​ @sydum​ @jenny1081​ @cackleifyou​ @justahumanokayy​ @tightasstrev​ @peppapigisavillain​ @rainbowreactt​ @johnscuttleforth​ @softsunnyskies​ @kaykuhls​ @aeishxo101​ @ultrapatricia555​ @takeapicturewiththepartyzombie​ @nervoustoadsoulzonk​ @dacoda-dakota​ @lordofwoes​ @lexalamode​ @peachyqueeeeen​ @german-husky​ @loveseverelyoriginalcollector​ @britomaire​ @itsluckybouquetkittylove​ @imightbeonfire​ @theonlyturtleinexistence​ @randomweirdowannabe​ @k-mafdet​ @anothercopy13​ @nevalirr​ @trusent​ @chrishmacc​ @ragnalokii​ @moogen44​ @somegirlandherbooks​ @quietttbutnotblind​ @deliciouslycrazy1​ @actualpotofpotatoes​ @text-posts-only​ @danklolz​ @opetic​ @landrypeytonreagan​ @offensivelolz​ @dolphinking1947​ @ahlyxo​ @friendlyneighborhoodgiant​ @plantsarereaalllllycool​ @blumenwueste​ @pinchexpisces​ @thishooman​ @offftopickk​ @yukinekid88​ @llamanting​ @helloserenityopal​ @spoopehshay​ @fuckntittiz​ @cloudstogoplease​ @aemesthetic​ @klik-bisquit​ @islandofmysfittoys​ @buzzingbeesexual​ @itzafroboy​ @valethesavage​ @bloody-clau​ @rubixcubepierce-blog​ @princessshelb0122​ @red-r0ver​ @luvgoddess​ @shydiyfunnynerd-blog​ @heavy-eyelashes​ @bbwkream​ @ryleigh1212​ @amoodyaptenodytespatagonicus​ @p1r2o3m4​ @gaypotternerd​ @cassiejo2015-blog​ @renenenene​ @valethegoddess-blog​ @magickaitball​ @thatldiotfranklin​ @cherrymaryy​ @asleepingpurplewitch​ @bdalton-21​ @ding-dong-daddyo-blog​ @beautifulxtragedy​ @horror-bunnie​ @22kmcoop41-blog​ @gavwekel96​ @amovrii​ @kingjjleroyy-blog​ @asia-kathleen-jones-blog​ @i-dont-snapchat-blog​ @danishkittycat​ @devilschild-666-blog​ @2004petewentz​ @be-jazzy123-blog​ @biggsillustrations-blog​ @dontsayyoureleaving​ @slayingandfileting-blog​ @purebeauty1699​

[societyis-sad]

@atomicbunny7​ @cleffree​ @apiscestravelbook​ @7melodramatic7​ @savleighx​ @zweitesmal​ @ghostagainststardust​ @bi-the-way-wlw​ @alonebutidgafvck​ @jiraiyasannin15​ @tessieksmith​ @pure-magick​ @pastelxbeauty​ @sydum​ @jenny1081​ @cackleifyou​ @justahumanokayy​ @tightasstrev​ @peppapigisavillain​ @rainbowreactt​ @johnscuttleforth​ @softsunnyskies​ @kaykuhls​ @aeishxo101​ @ultrapatricia555​ @takeapicturewiththepartyzombie​ @nervoustoadsoulzonk​ @dacoda-dakota​ @lordofwoes​ @lexalamode​ @peachyqueeeeen​ @german-husky​ @loveseverelyoriginalcollector​ @britomaire​ @itsluckybouquetkittylove​ @imightbeonfire​ @theonlyturtleinexistence​ @randomweirdowannabe​ @k-mafdet​ @anothercopy13​ @nevalirr​ @trusent​ @chrishmacc​ @ragnalokii​ @moogen44​ @somegirlandherbooks​ @quietttbutnotblind​ @deliciouslycrazy1​ @actualpotofpotatoes​ @text-posts-only​ @danklolz​ @opetic​ @landrypeytonreagan​ @offensivelolz​ @dolphinking1947​ @ahlyxo​ @friendlyneighborhoodgiant​ @plantsarereaalllllycool​ @blumenwueste​ @pinchexpisces​ @thishooman​ @offftopickk​ @yukinekid88​ @llamanting​ @helloserenityopal​ @spoopehshay​ @fuckntittiz​ @cloudstogoplease​ @aemesthetic​ @klik-bisquit​ @islandofmysfittoys​ @buzzingbeesexual​ @itzafroboy​ @valethesavage​ @bloody-clau​ @rubixcubepierce-blog​ @princessshelb0122​ @red-r0ver​ @luvgoddess​ @shydiyfunnynerd-blog​ @heavy-eyelashes​ @bbwkream​ @ryleigh1212​ @amoodyaptenodytespatagonicus​ @p1r2o3m4​ @gaypotternerd​ @cassiejo2015-blog​ @renenenene​ @valethegoddess-blog​ @magickaitball​ @thatldiotfranklin​ @cherrymaryy​ @asleepingpurplewitch​ @bdalton-21​ @ding-dong-daddyo-blog​ @beautifulxtragedy​ @horror-bunnie​ @22kmcoop41-blog​ @gavwekel96​ @amovrii​ @kingjjleroyy-blog​ @asia-kathleen-jones-blog​ @i-dont-snapchat-blog​ @danishkittycat​ @devilschild-666-blog​ @2004petewentz​ @be-jazzy123-blog​ @biggsillustrations-blog​ @dontsayyoureleaving​ @slayingandfileting-blog​ @purebeauty1699​

[societyis-sad]

@atomicbunny7​ @cleffree​ @apiscestravelbook​ @7melodramatic7​ @savleighx​ @zweitesmal​ @ghostagainststardust​ @bi-the-way-wlw​ @alonebutidgafvck​ @jiraiyasannin15​ @tessieksmith​ @pure-magick​ @pastelxbeauty​ @sydum​ @jenny1081​ @cackleifyou​ @justahumanokayy​ @tightasstrev​ @peppapigisavillain​ @rainbowreactt​ @johnscuttleforth​ @softsunnyskies​ @kaykuhls​ @aeishxo101​ @ultrapatricia555​ @takeapicturewiththepartyzombie​ @nervoustoadsoulzonk​ @dacoda-dakota​ @lordofwoes​ @lexalamode​ @peachyqueeeeen​ @german-husky​ @loveseverelyoriginalcollector​ @britomaire​ @itsluckybouquetkittylove​ @imightbeonfire​ @theonlyturtleinexistence​ @randomweirdowannabe​ @k-mafdet​ @anothercopy13​ @nevalirr​ @trusent​ @chrishmacc​ @ragnalokii​ @moogen44​ @somegirlandherbooks​ @quietttbutnotblind​ @deliciouslycrazy1​ @actualpotofpotatoes​ @text-posts-only​ @danklolz​ @opetic​ @landrypeytonreagan​ @offensivelolz​ @dolphinking1947​ @ahlyxo​ @friendlyneighborhoodgiant​ @plantsarereaalllllycool​ @blumenwueste​ @pinchexpisces​ @thishooman​ @offftopickk​ @yukinekid88​ @llamanting​ @helloserenityopal​ @spoopehshay​ @fuckntittiz​ @cloudstogoplease​ @aemesthetic​ @klik-bisquit​ @islandofmysfittoys​ @buzzingbeesexual​ @itzafroboy​ @valethesavage​ @bloody-clau​ @rubixcubepierce-blog​ @princessshelb0122​ @red-r0ver​ @luvgoddess​ @shydiyfunnynerd-blog​ @heavy-eyelashes​ @bbwkream​ @ryleigh1212​ @amoodyaptenodytespatagonicus​ @p1r2o3m4​ @gaypotternerd​ @cassiejo2015-blog​ @renenenene​ @valethegoddess-blog​ @magickaitball​ @thatldiotfranklin​ @cherrymaryy​ @asleepingpurplewitch​ @bdalton-21​ @ding-dong-daddyo-blog​ @beautifulxtragedy​ @horror-bunnie​ @22kmcoop41-blog​ @gavwekel96​ @amovrii​ @kingjjleroyy-blog​ @asia-kathleen-jones-blog​ @i-dont-snapchat-blog​ @danishkittycat​ @devilschild-666-blog​ @2004petewentz​ @be-jazzy123-blog​ @biggsillustrations-blog​ @dontsayyoureleaving​ @slayingandfileting-blog​ @purebeauty1699​

[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[paulichu]

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

[samarajournal]

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

[espeoradar]

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

[thecarlonethatalsowrites-deacti]

“I went to church yesterday and the holy water was really hot!”

[recondite-room]

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

[nickthepigeon]

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

[pinkbuizelarchive-blog]

Dat me

[tesladyneindustries]

Dat me

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

Dat me

[sigilyph]

Dat me

[yatterman-deactivated20221021]

Dat me

[vilepluff-deactivated20170912]

LUIGI TIME

[charliecox]

when its a group presentation but the teacher is judging you individually

[societyis-sad]

cringing:

i feel so bad for my exes like imagine losing me

[neutral]

when you know you fucked up your phone passcode but you press enter anyway

[countvonroo]

I love how groups of friends will end up adopting a group name. like wether it’s something just like “squad” or “meme team” an inside joke or something. and you’ll just refer to the group like one unit like “hey, the meme team is coming over,” and people will just know who that means. I love it. I love these little gangs filled with good pals.

[norsenaturetolkien-deactivated2]

English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

[ziraseal]

you need to stop

[birdnormal]

send me the chubbiest kitten

[1980sspaceman-deactivated201511]

[1980sspaceman-deactivated201511]

i realize now this says kitten and not chicken

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

constantly wanting to rebel but not wanting to get into trouble

[flecked]

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

[2mcfly]

Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is that just me?

[eclecticpandas]

reasons to date me:

i’m single