[mrcheyl]

[midwesterngothic]

Sometimes home is where the heart is, Eddie thought randomly. I believe that. Old Bobby Frost said home’s the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. Unfortunately, it’s also the place where once you’re in there, they don’t ever want to let you out.

It, Stephen King (via midwesterngothic)

[im-leslie-knope]

[greelin]

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography

[cleanwhitekeds]

[metahomo]

Me: *posts something completely innocent* Tumblr’s NSFW filter:

[narwhalsarefalling]

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

[narwhalsarefalling]

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

[yoon-ity]

Why the fuck do you know this

[narwhalsarefalling]

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

[squirrelstone]

Had they never seen green tea?

[narwhalsarefalling]

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

[gostaks]

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

[narwhalsarefalling]

alan i know about soda not green tea

[keybladesoras]

#Spider Man Homecoming looks so good #what an original revision of Spider Man

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via amyschumersucks)

[pjo-deactivated20180501]

The best video ever posted on the internet is the scene from american psycho where they’re comparing business cards but someone edited it so they’re comparing like ridiculous forum signatures

[goodposter]

where i want to see this

[pjo-deactivated20180501]

[onlytwitterpics]

[basurabitch-deactivated20200107]

here’s a secret message only people on mobile can see 🆒 🅱🅾🅾🅱

[wutjp-deactivated20210204]

*fingers you in public places like its nothing*

[aymmichurros]

me: goes out with unshaved legs me: what the FUCK ever lmao somene: looks @ my legs me:

[habitualshaker]

[hellsite-yano]

I love it when memes reach this stage.

[eleventynine]

this meme has reached the stage of post-modernism

[sexwitsockson]

Things not to do when you’re angry at ya bf/husband:

>throw a drink/food in his face >destroy their property >physically assault them

[clicklike-remade-to-ouuchh-deac]

>use the personal things they told you against them

[cappamadonna]

Bring up their biggest insecurities

[quixon]

Posted over a full month ago: not even 2,000 notes

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

Every girl friend I’ve dated up until this year has done this

[locaraquel]

Don’t make us mad then. Keep us happy and harm will be done 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[yallstillhere]

If you don’t get cho crazy ass

[robcanvas-deactivated20180718]

post: don’t abuse your boyfriend

y’all:

[bando--grand-scamyon]

“Don’t make us mad then” GIRL do you not know how the fuck human interaction works… the shit is gon happen whether he meant to or not it’s everybody’s responsibility not to react with physical violence like a FUCKING JACKASS especially if it wasn’t that damn serious

[coconutlimeverbena]

!!!! Important post.

[christel-thoughts]

Abusive people always want to make it your fault they reacted violently

[lonsthedon]

🗣🗣🗣🗣 ABUSIVE PEOPLE ALWAYS WANT TO MAKE IT YOUR FAULY THEY REACTED VIOLENTLY

[retrowar]