Sherlock Holmes

Three simple facts for the absolutely simple-minded. One. I am Sherlock Holmes. Two. I am busy. Three. I don't like being bothered by your simple problems. That being said, the only cases I take are ones I find to be of utmost importance. Please read my info page before we start a thread! Thank you! tag: sociopathicdetective BBC Sherlock roleplaying blog. Despite his rude bio up there, he's not that big of an asshole. Mun is happy to roleplay with anyone from any fandom, canon character or not.

[sociopathic-detective]

[[ The Detective's Back ]]

Did you miss me?

[benedics-blog]

[intemperata]

[sociopathic-detective]

I’ll leave you to your deductions

[fobwatched-mydearwatson]

Right. Research. Very specific, thanks Sherlock.

At least I generally know why you’ve got a severed head. 

[sociopathic-detective]

You don't need to know every detail of what I do. And I'm certain you wouldn't want to know, either.

Now, would you like me to go get the milk or stay and argue over the slight increase of salmon intestine in the microwave?

[intelligenceandanger-archiv-blog]

Bruce’s face brightened. “That’s what it is! I couldn’t remember for a second- Yeah, a few of the people here in R&D have read it. Fascinating stuff, really." His smile however, faltered at the stony face he was presented with, and he looked away, embarrassed under the clear blue stare. Here he thought Doctor Watson had been exaggerating in his blog. “Uh, yeah." He told the middle distance. “Yeah, that’s right." He forced himself to look up and meet his eye again, “There, uh, something I can do for you?"

[sociopathic-detective]

At the mention of John's blog, Sherlock withheld an exasperated scowl. Nothing brought him more annoyance than being reminded of that blog. "Yes," he replied after a tense silence. "You can lend me your experience and knowledge in gamma radiation and nuclear physics in the form of a partnership." He paused, his hands now in his lap as he took a seat across the doctor. "A current case of mine demands a certain intellect that I currently do not have. Simple as that."

[trustthebaton-deactivated201403]

Sherlock Holmes, right?

[sociopathic-detective]

Correct. It's quite an unusual surprise having a stranger accompany me on my walk. Unless, of course, you want something and won't help me in my milk-grabbing endeavor.

[stimulantaddictarchive]

Perhaps, indeed.

I’m certain if London were observant enough to know, there would be quite the disdained outcry. However— it is a most efficient situation.

[sociopathic-detective]

It's positively sublime having conversation with such an eloquent and clever character versus the idiocy I've grown accustomed to.

[fobwatched-mydearwatson]

That was sudden.

Mind telling me what happened to the microwave first?

[sociopathic-detective]

Research. 

Be grateful you didn't discover eyes or a severed head.

[sociopathic-detective]

I’m off for a walk.

[alisonhendrrix]

do you ever think you’re special to someone but then you see this person acting the same with everyone else and you just kind of 

oh

alright

[grumblygardensarchive]

✉ Text Messages ✉

∞ - For an altered state of mind text. (Drunk, drugged.) # - For an angry text. ♦ - For a rushed text. x - For a secret text. ♥ - For a regular text. * - For an early morning text.

[ofhimtheharperssing-deactivated]

Mr. Sherlock Holmes by ~Kazeki

[spaceandweather-deactivated2025]

Ugh I wish I could art.

[psychofactz]

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

[stimulantaddictarchive]

Of course it is.

Though, one might fear that a universe ending paradox may ensue.

[sociopathic-detective]

Let us hope not.

I’d debate the probability of such an event to occur, but perhaps we should seize this rare opportunity we have here. London now has two consulting detectives. How about that?

[altleeton]

// i took some horrible selfies out of boredom. 

sorry about your eyes

[benedictdaily]

[sociopathic-detective]

They’re very loyal and a very unspooky bunch of very nice girls who have written to me and said, “We don’t mean to scare you, we just like your work."

[esgaroths]