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[thehighkingofawesome]

[expressions-of-nature]

by Valeriy Shcherbina

[anxietyproblem]

[zero-two-ten]

this site has one setting

[whitepeopletwitter]

[programaticallydelicious]

Maybe he’s ordering a decaf because he has a heart condition, and you’re about to give him a heart attack and send him to the hospital.

Or maybe he’s just ordering a decaf.

Maybe she’s ordering sugar free because she’s diabetic, and you’re about to put her six feet under.

Or maybe she’s just ordering sugar free,

Maybe they’re ordering non-dairy because they’re intolerant, and you’re about to ruin their day. Maybe they’re allergic, and you’re about to sponsor an all black event in an open field.

Or maybe they’re just ordering non-dairy.

Maybe they ordered gluten free because they can’t process it, and you’re about to destroy their digestive tract.

Or maybe they’re just ordering gluten free.

Maybe they’re ordering this way just because they don’t want the food, for whatever reason.

But are you willing to bet their life on it?

[otakusapien]

#also in the reverse#they might need the caffeine for a headache#they might be allergic to soy or almonds and need real dairy#they might have low blood sugar and need the boost#there are no safe assumptions when it comes to what people eat#even if it will just make them a little sick you’re still making them sick#just give people what they ask for

[dykevillanelle]

kids baking championship is extremely, very relatable

[insomniac-arrest]

an ethereal, hauntingly beautiful film in the style of the “The Last Unicorn” with drama and themes of loss and destruction and redemption through love

except it’s called “The Last Marsupial” and it’s about how opossums are the last remaining marsupial left in North America since they were the only one that could compete long-term

same fairy tale vibes, but it’s set in West Virginia and all the talking animals have southern accents instead of British ones and the background music is like blue grass and banjos

[mollymauk-tealeaf]

@llamora

[mossworm]

[baby-fish-mouth-deactivated2017]

it’s possible that this laptop wasn’t built for five years of literally 24-hour-a-day use

[obviousplant]

Collect them all

[thehmn]

This is the sensible money shih tzu. Reblog for the amount of money you spend to always return to you.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fuzzy-robot]

It’s so irritating when a recipe makes presumptions about what equipment you’re working with

Oh, combine the ingredients in my stand-up mixer? Put them in my breadmaker? Why don’t I just mix them together with a jewel-encrusted stirring spoon from atop my enormous golden cooking throne??

[jrchair98]

ゲンガー (#0094)

[01 | 22 frames (20fps) | 69x64 px ] ● [ based on this gif by @shelgon ]

[charlesoberonn]

An NYPD detective is forced into an early retirement after a case gone awry. He moves into a small idyllic town in Canada. But the town holds a dark secret.

Except the secret in all his head. The town is actually as wholesome and idyllic as it seems to be.

The townsfolk are all just playing along with his investigation to make him feel better about losing his job.

[charlesoberonn]

"I don't get this whole cult thing. What am I supposed to be worshipping?"

"I dunno, Greg. Something with blood?"

"Can it be the Goddess of high blood pressure?"

"That sounds dangerous!"

"Sure, fine. As long as you got your robes hidden in a secret compartment in your closet."

"I like this. This is fun."

[xxred-five-standing-byxx-deacti]

This is like a twisted combination of Hot Fuzz and Shutter Island

[r4cs0]

Silent Hill

[charlesoberonn]

I like the implications of this comment, that Silent Hill isn't a haunted town full of supernatural manifestations of your psyche, and it's actually just cheeky locals dressed up as monstrosities.

[ivyadrena]

small towns just be like that

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