Certified chaos creature

He/it Technically an art account but I don’t post art much

[zackisontumblr]

i am supposed to have the energy… to do stuff...?

[zackisontumblr]

every? day??

[son-lascivious]

some of y'all were never carried on a wolf's back to corrupt humanity and it shows :/

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why r apps asking for pin codes u r NOT that important

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"2 step verification" i can delete u in 5 seconds

[slowly-spacing-out]

vote senshi tumblr sexyman 2026

-Can cook

-Cares about proper nutrition

-Has decades-long trauma that he avoided addressing until his friends helped him through it

-Cares about the environment/ecosystem he's in, helps keep the dungeon clean and nice

-will make you bread (among other things)

[Gif ID: Senshi from Dungeon Meshi saying: "Give it to me! I'll make you bread!" and then chanting "Bread!" before being hit in the face with the ingredients for bread. End ID

-Once got turned into an elf

-Look at him

[Image ID: Four screenshots of Senshi from the Dungeon Meshi anime. In one, his arms are crossed. In the second, he is crying. In the third, he holds his axe, ready for battle. In the fourth, an imaginary loaf of bread is shown floating above his head, and he is saying "I can make bread!" End ID.]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[tfrost]

CMON SENSHIIIII

[sockgr3mlin]

SENSHI SENSHI SENSHI!!!

[sistah-girl-2009]

Y'all want some propaganda?

WAM!

BAM!

POW!

VOTE FOR SENSHI!!!

He's sexy and will make sure you get your nutrients!!!

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

[cargikins]

being a moon knight fan is so hard because every other month theres a new rumor that hes coming back to the MCU and never has it ever been true

[kritzenkriegen]

*thinks up an idea for a silly quick piece* okay haha let's whip something up real quick

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

oh no

[winterboyx]

I as a trans man do NOT feel safe on queer spaces that exclude cis men

You are telling me you are willing to exclude cis intersex men, bigender people, non binary men.

Basicaly anyone who doesnt fit your reinvented gender binary.

If you are willing to exclude queer men theres nothing that proves me you wont exclude me too the moment i dont fit your idea of a trans man

I dont feel safe there. No thanks.

Excluding cis men will only harm your community

[yexerrr]

*taps mic* Rocky should've been on the tumblr sexyman poll instead of Grace. *leaves*

[fairycosmos]

your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg

[feamir]

[certified-silly-guy]

LOCK IN LOCK IN LOCK IN.

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

But I don’t wanna…

[sockgr3mlin]

I just had the funniest post idea. And then I forgot it :(

[randomclod]

calling anything vaguely censorship-related 'literally 1984': boring, everyone does it, everyone gets the reference

calling anything vaguely football-related 'literally 17776': cool, fun, nobody gets the reference, always a good idea

[toffeeandtatertots]

Happy April 7th. Football is about to get so weird.

[beguilingcorpse]

i see a lot of criticism towards 17776 along the lines of “ugh if humanity actually stopped aging or dying and people really did just live forever they would not spend their time playing football… that is not what EYE would do with MY time…. this is so unrealistic….. clearly the author just wanted to write about sports 🙄😒” and like. yeah. yes. exactly. jon bois is a sports writer and sports analyst who wanted to examine why people love sports and why sports have cultural staying power and why he especially finds sports compelling and what sports have to say about the human condition and our ability to care. so he made up a fake scenario about humans being immortal and then he made it about sports. and he wrote about sports. the story is titled ‘what sports will look like in the future.’ if that isn’t something that you can vibe with then maybe the story simply is not for you

[sockgr3mlin]

And even if you think that!! Give it a chance!! I fucking hate football and think it’s a dumb sport, but I loved 17776. It almost made me cry a few times.