hot dog go to bathroom

butch ♡ 24 ♡ white ♡ they/them ♡ part time math teacher ♡ married man just looking 4 friends. only in town for 2 hrs

[sodadrinkr]

I'm not on tumblr really anymore but if anyone wants to follow me on TikTok or Instagram lmk 😔 I miss my mutuals on here to be very honest...

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[sodadrinkr]

bro time

[highlandvalley]

[benji-cheung]

Centaurea, Natalia Romanenko || 30 units (5.00 x 7.50, 2:3) || Instructions

[frogbestfriend]

one of the biggest problems of society nowadays is that i am so so sleepy 

[toastbutteregg]

hehe

[bloggoth]

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

[bloggoth]

it was pneumonia.

[bloggoth]

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

[bloggoth]

he shot her point blank

[radiofreeslowzone]

it is my belief that many beautiful women share the name Scam Likely

[weaver-z]

Late 2000s Panic! at the Disco music: Everyone in this parlor is smoking pipes and plotting murder... the man in the top hat put arsenic in your gin...... woooooooahhhh

Modern Panic! at the Disco music: Oohhh my god I'm so fucking famous (rejected Imagine Dragons guitar track with a thousand horns added on top)

[sodadrinkr]

hanging on by a thread until I get therapy in December LOL hope I make it!!

[sodadrinkr]

This scientist can literally talk to frogs

[antiuwuaction-deactivated201804]

*liberal voice* You’re saying that as if exploitation is bad. My dad exploits people. Are you calling him a bad person?

[huffylemon]

[destiel2025]

this is the funniest headline i have ever seen

[thewolfgodsblog]

why don't you spend more time with bruce springsteen and find out how fucked up you are

[asundergrowth]

If anyone can keep Obama grounded it's The Boss

[tennant]

Hugh Jackman as Logan Howlett/Wolverine X-MEN (2000)

[anemonechild]

[doomhope]

[ID: Two sets of power lines cross in front of a picturesque sky with layers of shadowy blue and orange clouds. /End ID]