Texting & Scones.

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Green Leader, art and story by Daniel Warren Johnson, colors by Matt Davis

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i hope so

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This is your pilot speaking, sorry about the turbulence. These long flights are really boring so sometimes I try to fly with my feet.

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dad does the tablecloth trick

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Stressed women in movies be smoking like

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ME ON MY SMOKE BREAKS AT WORK

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nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism

pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?

TURN THE SOUND ON OMG

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#submit this for best short at the oscars

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this is that one post that i’ll always reblog

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It’s back

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the teacher killin it

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HOW IS THIS 6 SECONDS

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This is literally one of my favorite vines, a masterpiece really and I will always reblog it and it’s just - I love so many just wonderful LOVING TOUCHES about it and it’s

The beautiful facial expressions and flawlessly communicative gestures the likes of which would be at home in my college-level dramatic arts classes

The universal relateability

The technical video and sound editing that’s DIRECTLY on the song beat, absolutely A+ timing and that shit is not easy to do

The amazing dramatic use of slow-motion that tells like - this is some Shakespearean drama story - conflict, BETRAYAL, this is Julias Caeser, this is The Iliad

The freaking teacher being in on it and being convinced to shake it down now

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in case nobody’s seen the sequel:

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SCREAMING!

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a video of people running backwards put in reverse is like they’re being chased by someone mildly intimidating

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australian seasons

fire. fire everywhere. the brave spend time at the beach. asphalt melts and takes your shoes prisoner. there are tan lines everywhere, and sickly white bellies are exposed to the sun for the first time this year. somehow queensland is flooding. this is how it ends

the one season everyone survives. leaves look crunchy but never are. fashion peaks, and people try to save as much warmth as they can. everyone prepares for death again

nuclear winter. everything is cold. the coffee you made a minute ago is frozen. everything is damp for three months. sickness plagues the nation. somehow queensland is warm. the weak die out

killer birds. find your war helmets and protect the young. those who show weakness are the first to die. if you cannot run, arm yourself and pray the birds do not smell fear. also the grand final. never schedule anything on grand final day

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I’m so glad this photo exists

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