‘– it wasn’t alcohol, but alright then. thanks for the tip.’
‘ then what was it? ‘
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@sofiatf
‘– it wasn’t alcohol, but alright then. thanks for the tip.’
‘ then what was it? ‘
【✉】➣ SOFIA ⇋ LUCA.
LUCA: i had iris so fckn mayhem
LUCA: lol is the strnger @ least hot?
SOFIA: fuck sake
SOFIA: ofc you know i never go for a second best
【✉】➣ SOFIA ⇋ MORGAN.
MORGAN: are u alright tho
MORGAN: my night was boring i did nothing
MORGAN: shocking
SOFIA: yeah
SOFIA: that sounds so bad wtf
SOFIA: why is everyone having shit nights
【✉】➣ SOFIA ⇋ MALLORY.
MALLORY: really boring...
SOFIA: well...that sounds shit lmao
【✉】➣ SOFIA ⇋ MILES.
MILES: /you're/ my problem
MILES: you're impossible
MILES: remind me why i used to date you?
SOFIA: i'm everyones problem
SOFIA: yep
SOFIA: because i'm hot and funny AYYY
【✉】➣ SOFIA ⇋ MILES.
MILES: who the fuck did you sleep with, sofia ?? tell me or we'll end up like last time
MILES: my day so far isn't the best, no
SOFIA: you dont even know him legit whats your problem
SOFIA: why? the mental ward forcing you to do an evaluation?
【✉】➣ SOFIA ⇋ MILES.
MILES: are you trying to get every guy on campus beat up?
MILES: bc that's where we're heading if you keep this up.
SOFIA: he wasnt a college guy yikes
SOFIA: but way to avoid the question, i'm guessing your day was pretty shit then
【✉】➣ SOFIA ⇋ OPEN.
SOFIA: you know its a good night when you wake up in a strangers place with no memory of what happened
SOFIA: how was your night? lmao
– and my life literally sucks. i may be smiling on the outside, but i’m dead on the inside.
‘ alcohol has that effect on people, pal. ‘
“i don’t know why people always seem to get fussy about hangovers. despite the lapse in memory, i feel fresh as a daisy today. not even a headache in sight.”
‘ i don’t know why you’re still talking, saff. my head is hurting and i don’t need to hear this first thing in the morning. ‘
“So my eyes were bigger than my stomach when I ordered my food… Do you want some? We can make a night of it, if you’d want. Movies or something?”
‘ it depends on the food, but a movie night in sounds great, ry. ‘
“hopefully they won’t be as stupid as me and give a girl like you the keys to their porsche.”
‘ jake, come on, i told you i was sorry. ‘
“my sister and brother facetimed me today, and my little bro told me all about the ten pound weights he’s been lifting for basketball. for a twelve year old, he’s lookin’ pretty jacked, so y’all watch out for levi wolff in the nba draft in a couple of years. as for my sister, she told me about how this weekend my parents were away and she threw the banger of the year. honestly, i don’t know who i’m more proud of.”
‘ aw, it sounds like you’ve got two mini jacob wolff’s on your hands there, j. ‘
【✉】➣ SOFIA ⇋ MALLORY.
mallory: is that a good or bad thing?
sofia: good!!!