It Smells Like Candy & Floor Wax In Here.

Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone, except when you suffer from autophobia. ❣️Sofia❣️24❣️

[innerchildabortionclinic]

keeping richtok humble✌️

[jakegyllenhaalsteeth]

whole lipstick on a pig is bogus to me because we put lipstick on a pig and this is what happened

[fairycosmos]

doing a little is better than doing nothing doing a little is better than doing nothing doing a little is better than doing nothing doing a little is better than doing nothing doing a little is better than doing nothing

[utopians]

allowing filthy frank to rebrand as a sadboy indie musician was the worst thing we as a society have ever done

[donkyetra-deactivated20220511]

yall being filthy frank was giving him fucking seizures holy shit

[novac]

? Ok

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

I love the implication that he was trapped in some sort of filthy frank curse that could only be broken by making sad bart edit music

[animentality]

[inthefallofasparrow]

I've found that the best scientific way to get rid of hiccups is to activate your vagus nerve so it relaxes your diaphragm. The way to do that (or just relax your body in general) is with '458'. Gently breathe in for 4 seconds, hold your breath for 5 seconds, then slowly breathe out for 8 seconds. Keep repeating that cycle and the hiccups should stop fairly quickly.

[dogpuppy]

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

[catgirltoes]

What the hell happened to the energy around gender neutral bathrooms. Remember when we were fighting for all bathrooms to be gender neutral. But now we can barely argue that people can use the gendered bathroom of their choice. Maybe there's some single stall bathroom tucked away in a basement somewhere.

[urie]

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

[viralfrog]

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

[firbolgonmain]

[otiksimr]

I need to stop saving random images. Where did I even get these.

[uncuteartist]

I don't know, but can we see more of them?

[otiksimr]

M’kay.

[ghostlymoonbyte]

im hijacking your post and adding 2 more images sorry

[byjove]

Kristi Noem’s husband’s bimbofication scandal is so fucking funny. It’s hysterical. I usually don’t care what people cum to but this is such a hilarious petty nothingburger political scandal. There are so many terrible things happening in the world and she put out a statement requesting prayers after pictures of her husband wearing H-cup prosthetic boobs got leaked. $25,000 spent on his big boob kink.

[ifiinvadelaconiaishallturnyouout]