It Smells Like Candy & Floor Wax In Here.

Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone, except when you suffer from autophobia. ❣️Sofia❣️24❣️

[fuckyeahthesimplelife]

[lindleland]

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

[lindleland]

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

[parakeet]

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

[phantomrose96]

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[sandmandaddy69]

[wallowing-wallflower]

[clowngirrl]

[empathviv]

people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[theconcealedweapon]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

keeping richtok humble✌️

[jakegyllenhaalsteeth]

whole lipstick on a pig is bogus to me because we put lipstick on a pig and this is what happened

[fairycosmos]

doing a little is better than doing nothing doing a little is better than doing nothing doing a little is better than doing nothing doing a little is better than doing nothing doing a little is better than doing nothing

[utopians]

allowing filthy frank to rebrand as a sadboy indie musician was the worst thing we as a society have ever done

[donkyetra-deactivated20220511]

yall being filthy frank was giving him fucking seizures holy shit

[novac]

? Ok

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

I love the implication that he was trapped in some sort of filthy frank curse that could only be broken by making sad bart edit music

[animentality]

[inthefallofasparrow]

I've found that the best scientific way to get rid of hiccups is to activate your vagus nerve so it relaxes your diaphragm. The way to do that (or just relax your body in general) is with '458'. Gently breathe in for 4 seconds, hold your breath for 5 seconds, then slowly breathe out for 8 seconds. Keep repeating that cycle and the hiccups should stop fairly quickly.

[dogpuppy]

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]