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[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[escapedaudios]

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

[gandalfsbignaturals]

what if instead of paying companies to delete our info off of databases periodically we like. idk. passed a law that said companies couldnt do that anymore. and set up some kind of task force to disband all the companies that do that. thatd be cool

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[boxheadpaint]

do what you will but never forget he is fucked up

[boxheadpaint]

dont forget;

[boxheadpaint]

But never forget.

[homoeroticjunoincident]

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

[rxinbowsfr]

the scary thing about being on the internet is that sometimes things blow up when you dont expect it

[rxinbowsfr]

my fucking 10 minute ibis paint doodle made it to nearly 3 million views AND is on knowyourmeme . Help

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[vvdotcom]

goofy ass bitch

[mynnthia]

seeing news about the fallout remaster announcement feels like cruel irony to me

microsoft games are a bds boycott target, and because both bethesda + obsidian are owned by microsoft, this includes the games published by them.

microsoft is gonna further profit from a new virtual playground of ~post-apocalyptic bombed out towns in the desert~ while contributing to creating bombed out apocalyptic conditions in gazan towns, by collaborating with israel on so many fronts that bds calls microsoft the most complicit company in palestinian genocide.

and nostalgia-baited fans will still buy it bc playing pretend in a virtual world thats a knockoff of what real life people are currently facing – a virtual world funded by that very suffering of those real life people – is more important to them than simply playing a different game

[mynnthia]

anyway, to make this rant productive – if you have the means to send donations to palestine, heres some community initiatives:

Mona’s community aid initiative – verified by el-shab-hussein

The Sameer Project – has a british partner org, so UK folks can donate with gift aid here with no transfer fees

Revive Gaza Farmlands – has a canadian partner org, so canadians can donate via direct bank transfers with no transfer fee

Crips for eSims for Gaza – canda-based, so canadian e-transfers saves on transaction fees

[fatjunglejulia]

Best podcast dynamic is two women. Second best is a woman by herself. Third is a gay guy and a woman. And of course straight men should be barred from purchasing recording equipment or gathering in groups larger than two without a supervisor present

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[dont-tell-my-mom-im-here]

"If you want to do ceramics I will build around your ceramics room" was kind of a crazy gay line to be followed by "I just really thought that clown would be my girlfriend"

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[bat-demon]

So uh im a black trans lesbian and ive been trying to get a new job since the last one I had let me go for bullshit reasons, I was in a car crash in the work truck and wasnt the one driving but the guy who was didnt get canned, and I still havent found a new one yet and I need help paying rent since unemployment hasnt come in yet I need 1100$ by the 30th

0/1100

ca/vn: Smokeyquartz

palpey

kofi

[bat-demon]

75/1100

[bat-demon]

125/1100

good news yall! i have job lined up but it wont start til mid august please keep sharing and donating i REALLY dont wanna get me and my disabled gf evicted

[bat-demon]

175/1100!

[bat-demon]

theres over 1500 notes on this post and im not even a third of the way there im gunna become homeless 🥲

[bat-demon]

225/1100