all hail the queen

sofia arabella windsor twenty-one. ΑΧΩ president. queen bee. "Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it."

[legcndaryoutlaw]

You look presently surprised.

[sofiawindsor-blog]

That would be because I am. Things all worked out in the romance department?

[thecallum-hastings-blog]

Starting to regret this, should’ve listened to dad which is a big thing to say. The fucking embarrassment.

[sofiawindsor-blog]

What's going on?

[jeremiah-lowe-deactivated201410]

I think you’re great. I think you’re not exactly who everyone thinks you are. Don’t you remember the two messages I sent you about the moon… and the star? God, I probably sent you those messages months ago.

Oh. I… didn’t know… that. Have you… ever been on a date before? A proper date? Ha-ha. Very funny, Sof. No, I do not believe in 80s teen movie stereotypes. I’m… sort of… inexperienced. That’s all.

[sofiawindsor-blog]

And you know I feel the same. Or I would hope you do. Ohh, those messages. How could I possibly forget?

Monogamy has never really interested me. A date? That would be a no. I guess that makes two of us, then. But you've at least had girlfriends and been on dates, which I think makes you the expert between the two of us.

[sofiawindsor-blog]

[text]: So apparently my roommate found your bra in his bed. But what really creeps me out about it is he didn't tell me what he did with it.

[text]: The white one with lace? I was wondering what I'd done with it.

[text]: Fucking creep though. Maybe he's holding it ransom. You think a hand job will be enough to get it back?

[legcndaryoutlaw]

Me. I’m alright I guess, staying out of trouble for the most part.

You haven’t been around.

[sofiawindsor-blog]

Staying out of trouble? This is a first.

It's been a busy few days.

[jonastate]

Not everything on there is bullshit.. someone did mention how good you and I would look together.

[sofiawindsor-blog]

Oh? Well, king and queen do typically make a good pair...

[liamvasile-blog]

Idiots. Who the fuck is Bunny Boiler, anyway?

[sofiawindsor-blog]

Haven't you seen Fatal Attraction? I'll let you ponder then guess who on earth that could be in reference to.

[legcndaryoutlaw]

—Well shit. Looks like I showed up at the wrong time.

[sofiawindsor-blog]

You. I haven't heard much more complaining about you, so I assume that means you're doing well? I haven't heard from you in a while...

[natalie-kwon-blog]

They need less strenuous tasks, it’s obvious that thinking logically isn’t what they’re good at.

[sofiawindsor-blog]

When you put it like that, I have a very good idea who was sending those confessions in. There's only one girl on this campus who is as thirsty for my crown as she is any man's dick who will give her a second look.

I'm not concerned in the least. The bitch hashtagged an emoji. 

[kimberly-hastings-deactivated20]

Seems like no one has any new ammunition.

[sofiawindsor-blog]

Actually, I would love for someone to try to dethrone me. I haven't made a girl cry in days.

[sofiawindsor-blog]

TMI Tuesday

[jeremiah-lowe-deactivated201410]

Just you? There’s no ‘just’, Sof. It’s… you. Do you remember the messages I sent you?

No, I wouldn’t. I mean, I know you’ve dated guys. Guys I probably know. Really? Are you sure? Girls… like you… typically don’t like tall, awkward guys.

[sofiawindsor-blog]

Maybe to other people, but not for you. Messages?

Actually...no. I haven't dated guys, I've only slept with guys. This is totally different. Please tell you of all people, Jeremiah Lowe, do not buy into those 80s teen movie stereotypes? 

[sofiawindsor-blog]

IF YOU RECEIVED AN ANON MESSAGE ASKING YOU TO JOIN THE RP

if you are going to send a message telling me to tell my rpers to stop sending anons, please don't i have explained it a million times that i don't want it happening and that i don't condone anyone doing it. seeing as it hasn't stopped and i know my members it is not one of them it. is a scorned ex member who is trying to tarnish and ruin the roleplay. i'm sorry for the inconvenience but please stop sending messages to me about it because i cannot do anything.

Sorry for the inconvenience, but apparently some people are incredibly petty.

[sofiawindsor-blog]

Sofia is dangerously close to being dethroned

Yawn.

Guess we’ll see if the Bunny Boiler has what it takes to steal the crown on Saturday…

Yawn.

Is that really the best you have? 

[jeremiah-lowe-deactivated201410]

I was… afraid.

Why? Don’t sell yourself short. I mean, I’m out of your league.

[sofiawindsor-blog]

It's just me.

Would you believe me if I told you no guy has ever told me he liked me? Not like that, not genuinely. Well, you have a point there...kidding. I think I'm not the one who needs to stop selling myself short.

[jeremiah-lowe-deactivated201410]

I’ll start then.

You have no idea how long I have been waiting to kiss you, Sof.

[sofiawindsor-blog]

Then what the hell took you so long?

I had no idea. I am still trying to wrap my mind around the fact that you could feel that way for me.

[jeremiah-lowe-deactivated201410]

… Yeah. I - I… um, agree. We should talk.

[sofiawindsor-blog]

We should...I don't know what to say.