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barrett | 23 | certified denver bitch, tyson barrie enthusiast

[devilsgato]

[dadvans]

“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey

[dadvans]

the beautiful game!!!!!!

[djquestionableethics]

[dadvans]

the seattle kraken have the potential to do something SO FUNNY tomorrow for a team that was said to have a 0% likelihood to make it to round 2 of the playoffs

[dadvans]

almost game time I hope my boys drank their silly juice, I hope they’re wearing clown shoes on skates, I hope we get to watch nathan mackinnon my beloved kill a man on center ice just to watch him die

[dadvans]

seattle kraken fans boo whenever cale makar has the puck which is like, I get it regarding the circumstances, but you realize you’re booing little stroopwaffle boy. little climbs out of the window to pee because he lets his roommates lock him in the basement because they have a toddle stroopwaffle boy. little slushee as a treat stroopwaffle boy. little good at mowing grass stroopwaffle b

[dadvans]

this has become a liveblog thread. imagine y/n is matty berniers and you’re sandwiched between BOTH cale makar and jt compher who decided that they both wanted to hug you during fight maintenance

[rantaanen]

why is leon acting like tyson died lmao

He heard “predators got Tyson” and genuinely believes Tyson got mauled to death and no one can convince him otherwise

[tomb-of-madeline]

[zaof-deactivated20140807]

POUND THE FUCKING BODY

[natashastarkk]

Title: also something rich and strange Author: @softbarrie Reader: @natashastarkk​ Fandom: Men’s Hockey RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences  Relationships: Erik Johnson/Nathan MacKinnon  Additional Tags: Colorado Avalanche Ensemble, Alternate Universe - Vampire, Fluff and Humor Length: 42:10 Summary: There are upsides and downsides of dating a vamp. Pros: EJ doesn’t need to breathe. Cons: EJ never needs to catch his breath.

Podfic Link: AO3

[notthequiettype]

september 22, 2021 | june 26, 2022 - [ sources: gif 1 | video for gif 2 ]

[svechyaho-deactivated20230507]

sir🥵🥵🥵

[secretlycalypso]

he fucked the cup didn't he

[samgirard]

ej almost missing the team cup picture doing an interview | 6.26.22

[samgirard]

ej and nate celebrating the cup win | 6.26.22

[turbolainen]

im just here to say: this was rly cute

[softbarrie]

aahahshahhahahhhahhahahahahahhahah

[softbarrie]

there is no outcome of the game tonight that won’t emotionally spiritually metaphysically launch me off a cliff

[softbarrie]

so uh i read your scylla and charibdis tags the other day and offhand i was like oh huh those are cool tags maybe i'll check out month of sundays. and then i read month of sundays. and um uh. um. um what the fuck. oh i . oh hhh and now my chest is full of scorpions (like not in a bad way it was an amazing story. but they are in there now.)

ohhohoho. oho. sorry and also you’re welcome. imo month of sundays should be required reading just like, in general, nobel in literature for kelfin STAT. i don’t reread it often bc it’s simply too emotionally powerful and overexposure would kill me (scorpions), but its one of a handful of fics im legit evangelical about and im delighted you read it

[softbarrie]

there is no outcome of the game tonight that won’t emotionally spiritually metaphysically launch me off a cliff

[softbarrie]

death comes for us all i guess