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devilsgato

#spiritually running up the stairs like rocky about this #im training. im preparing.

dadvans

“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey

dadvans

the beautiful game!!!!!!

djquestionableethics

#im a panthers stan now.#funniest thing i can do at the moment

dadvans

the seattle kraken have the potential to do something SO FUNNY tomorrow for a team that was said to have a 0% likelihood to make it to round 2 of the playoffs

dadvans

almost game time I hope my boys drank their silly juice, I hope they’re wearing clown shoes on skates, I hope we get to watch nathan mackinnon my beloved kill a man on center ice just to watch him die

dadvans

seattle kraken fans boo whenever cale makar has the puck which is like, I get it regarding the circumstances, but you realize you’re booing little stroopwaffle boy. little climbs out of the window to pee because he lets his roommates lock him in the basement because they have a toddle stroopwaffle boy. little slushee as a treat stroopwaffle boy. little good at mowing grass stroopwaffle b

dadvans

this has become a liveblog thread. imagine y/n is matty berniers and you’re sandwiched between BOTH cale makar and jt compher who decided that they both wanted to hug you during fight maintenance

#returning to this blog during playoffs like a salmon going back to the place where it spawned #is that what salmon do #anyway have the privilege of watching game 6 w my mom who gets sooo mad whenever i refer to a player #(jt comphwr)#as my special little boy

rantaanen

why is leon acting like tyson died lmao

He heard “predators got Tyson” and genuinely believes Tyson got mauled to death and no one can convince him otherwise

#being out of the hockey loop is fun bc sometimes i can get news like this #cue gayle waters waters was anyone going to tell me

tomb-of-madeline

zaof-deactivated20140807

POUND THE FUCKING BODY

#pound the fucking body

natashastarkk

Title: also something rich and strange Author: @softbarrie Reader: @natashastarkk Fandom: Men’s Hockey RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Erik Johnson/Nathan MacKinnon Additional Tags: Colorado Avalanche Ensemble, Alternate Universe - Vampire, Fluff and Humor Length: 42:10 Summary: There are upsides and downsides of dating a vamp. Pros: EJ doesn’t need to breathe. Cons: EJ never needs to catch his breath.

Podfic Link: AO3

#:)))))#podfic #a delight!!!

notthequiettype

september 22, 2021 | june 26, 2022 - [ sources: gif 1 | video for gif 2 ]

#neither intricate nor rituals at this point #straightforward habits which allow you to touch the skin of other men #erik johnson #gabe landeskog

svechyaho-deactivated20230507

sir🥵🥵🥵

#no goddamn comment #denver is a small town #jared bednar

samgirard

ej almost missing the team cup picture doing an interview | 6.26.22

#poetry!!!!!#erik johnson

samgirard

ej and nate celebrating the cup win | 6.26.22

#the slo mo really adds a certain je ne sais cock #the power of love the power of violence the power of whatever the fuck this is!!!#nate mackinnon #erik johnson

turbolainen

im just here to say: this was rly cute

#every time they show ej on the broadcast i take 100 points of psychic damage #HAHAHAHA

aahahshahhahahhhahhahahahahahhahah

#avs lb #HHAAAAA

softbarrie

there is no outcome of the game tonight that won’t emotionally spiritually metaphysically launch me off a cliff

#this again.#THIS AGAIN.#im chewing my hands off at the wrists in the direction of jared bednar #cant you see what you’re doing to me

so uh i read your scylla and charibdis tags the other day and offhand i was like oh huh those are cool tags maybe i'll check out month of sundays. and then i read month of sundays. and um uh. um. um what the fuck. oh i . oh hhh and now my chest is full of scorpions (like not in a bad way it was an amazing story. but they are in there now.)

ohhohoho. oho. sorry and also you’re welcome. imo month of sundays should be required reading just like, in general, nobel in literature for kelfin STAT. i don’t reread it often bc it’s simply too emotionally powerful and overexposure would kill me (scorpions), but its one of a handful of fics im legit evangelical about and im delighted you read it

#also thank you for appreciating my scylla and charybdis joke which i thought was very funny.

softbarrie

there is no outcome of the game tonight that won’t emotionally spiritually metaphysically launch me off a cliff

softbarrie

death comes for us all i guess

there is no outcome of the game tonight that won’t emotionally spiritually metaphysically launch me off a cliff

#due to a potent combination of emotional instability and visiting home during playoffs #im trapped between scylla and charybdis but both scylla and charybdis represent being insane abt the colorado avalanche #im carrying my lucky avs hat everywhere im rereading month of sundays it’s 2017 all over again

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