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planefood

some days you cannot help but pity some people

polychromeblend

yummies exposed: the dark truth behind yummies

sobcat

tomorrow I'll do the possible

cutecipher

#play a real shen megumi tensay gayme...

schizphrenicprayer

softboibaconpotato

one day you will get to be ok

collectivenothingness

pixiv artists will draw a cute girl and then add the sign of Mars next to her to indicate she is a warrior?

claypigeonpottery

I truly sacrificed to create this ridiculous mug. biting clay is a bad sensory experience 😔 who would have guessed

I’m tempted not to glaze the bite marks so it looks like it was bitten through the glaze lmao

raychleadele

I showed this to my husband and he said he wants four mugs like this in various states of eaten, so he can swap when no one’s looking and make it look like he’s actually eating it.

dawnf1re

center-part fluttershy

#:)

homestuck act 5

original

#homestuck #june egbert #vriska serket #terezi pyrope #junevrisrezi

garlicgoyle

dramatically doubles over and coughs into my fist really hard.. no dont worry ill be fine i just miss my girlfriend abit..

garlicgoyle

takes one step before stumbling and falling over.. you can see blood streaking my hand and i look deathly pale.. heh.. looks like i missed her more than i thought.. youll have to go on without me kid..

tatzelwurming

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

#girlfriend made an amazing face as she tried to hold back laughter while i read this #top tier post

everyhstrans

Clown is trans

#real as fuck

icarianarts

People online get so irony poisoned they’ll start tagging your very earnest and sincere posts as “me but unironically” like that is presumptuous as hell!!!!