Please please PLEASE do NOT interact with this blog if you're not interested in snz stuff or anything relating to it, or if you are underaged (which means below 18).
I don't want you or other people you know and might be following you to get uncomfortable.
I'm putting this up here now, if you're lying about your age, saying you're 18 above, that is NOT OKAY! I mean that with ALL MY BEING. It is unsafe for the actual adults and YOU, as I get more comfortable with more nsfw stuff and reblog them, it is not for your UNDERAGED (18-) EYES
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On top of that, I don't want me and everyone else in this community to get attacked because of people (if not you) being a jerk to us just because we take a liking to things pretty differently
I'm not that into the more nsfw approach of this affinity (yes I'm calling it affinity, which I originally heard from qousterking, I don’t feel too strong about it often so I'm more confortable to call it an affinity than fet in my case!) BUT it's not a promise that I won't interact with and/or reblog anything that might be suggestive or straight up nsfw (a lot of times I don't realize it immediately ahah ^^"), so minors–or anyone under 18–DNI!!
And tbh, I can't control a minor, or anyone uncomfortable with nsfw seeing things they're not meant or don't want to, and as someone who often shy away from the more mature stiff as I mentioned, I might give a tip–if you haven't tried it already–and hope it helps somehow! Basically filter out the tags with "-kink", "-fet", "-fetish", and "-fucker" (well this one is pretty obvious honestly), tho a kink usually means it doesn't go to too much spicy scale, others may still use it with different definition. Sadly this is the simplest way I thought of, and I still saw lots things I'd rather not see, but I feel like it did a difference somehow, even if small. So just scroll away really quick when you see a post that's not your taste/comfortable with, since a lot of people here are respectful and does give a warning that the thing they're posting is very 18+ (appreciate you guys for that!)
Like I said, I can't control when a minor ends up and lurk around in the mature side of the communtiy, so I'll just say this: DON'T hold us accountable for what you saw and it really bothers you, everyone should be responsible and that includes the minors. People here are just having fun, letting their thoughts out and sharing it with people who might be interested, then they can get giddy with it together, simple as that! We can't satisfy everyone, especially just one person. Interests like this are considered a kink or a fetish so OF COURSE there's going to be mature, nsfw content to be seen. In the end it was your choice to scroll through, your choice to read the whole thing even if there was a warning beforehand (and yes some others may not have warnings), your choice to have that mature concept in your head. I know some people can't help it and get too curious, so really I'm just telling you all to be careful when viewing your interests, there will always be very mature side of things unfortunately, and I can't control that, and sometimes it has to be you who has to act in order to keep yourself safe.
Not really sure if I'll post art of my own, a few of my oc's are pretty snz affinity coded but since I'm planning something (kinda big?) with them, I'm quite hesitant and worried of vanilla's discovering this blog, but I'll be thinking about it!! (Might make reference to them and give them codenames so I can share some ideas probably!)
I might add more to this post when I think abt more things to ward uninterested ppl off and keep myself and others safe the best I can. The really important thing to remember is to keep it respectful in both parties!! Be nice to each other, just silently avoid and block us if you don't want to see this kind of content. Have a good time!
Lohen had been standing out in the middle of Knight's of Favonius Nod Krai camp listening to one of the other knights drone on for merely five excruciating minutes, and he was already contemplating actual murder.
He wouldn't go through with it of course. He could patiently wait until he was face to face with monsters from the Abyss who actually deserved it.
He would continue to merrily contemplate it though.
These kinds of meetings were arguably the worst part of being a knight. Normally, he'd skip out or sneak off once he got bored, but unfortunately, Varka had caught him the last time he'd pulled that stunt, and had politely implied (aka, threatened) he would send him off back to Mondstadt if he snuck out of another meeting.
So, for the time being, he was stuck here.
Bored.
Mentally going over various ways to hide a body.
Sniffling- sniffling?
Why was he- oh.
As soon as he became aware of it, Lohen suddenly couldn't put the itch in his nose out of his mind. After checking to see if anyone was watching him, he subtly rubbed at his nose.
Well… it didn't make things worse.
But it didn't make the itch go away either.
Lohen's eye twitched briefly as he resisted the urge to shake his head to get rid of the sensation. He shifted his weight ever so slightly, taking his knife out and slowly running his finger along the side of it in an attempt to distract himself. Anyone who might glance at him would think he was just cleaning a spot off of it or… something, he didn't care what they thought really so long as…
A light breeze blew through the camp.
The itch in his nose flared, and he barely choked back a surprised inhale, nearly dropping his knife.
He hurriedly put it back in his pocket. He really did not need anyone getting on his case about him accidentally injuring himself right now.
He rubbed at his nose again. Again, it didn't help, but didn't make it worse either. He wasn't sure if he was grateful for that or not.
Ugh… and without his knife to focus on now…
He took a slow breath in, ignoring the slight shakyness of it, held it for a second, then slowly let it out.
He could ignore it.
…Fuck, it was starting to burn now-
"Hh-hHh-!" Lohen put a hand over his mouth and nose, quickly glancing around to see if anyone was looking at him.
Thankfully, it seemed like everyone else was somehow enraptured by the knight currently leading the meeting. How, Lohen had no idea. The guy was boring as shit.
Still though, it gave him the chance to slowly move from his usual position, until he had managed to sneak his way to the back of the group. He wasn't willing to risk completely leaving, he was sure at the very least Varka had likely noticed him moving towards the back, but so long as he remained at there, everyone's view of him should be obscured enough for him to-
Lohen practically doubled over from the force of the first sneeze that he stifled into silence. Holy shit, that had been more powerful than he had been expecti-
"HihN'Gtt-sh!!"
Fuck, that one had hurt- it felt like all the force behind it had nowhere to go, like it had absolutely slammed into a brick wall. (It didn't seem like he could really keep them quiet for long, which he hadn't expected to be able to anyways. But, at the very least, it seemed like it was quiet enough for not even the knights standing right in front of him to bother turning around.)
The same sensation repeated for the third stifled sneeze. And the fourth. And the fifth. And the-
Archons damn it, what was wrong with him? He didn't usually sneeze this much. The last time he could remember was-
Wait. Didn't one of the other knights say they'd planted some dandelion seeds around the camp a few weeks ago? Something about a reminder of home? Surely those would be full grown by now, so…
Well, Lohen hadn't thought much about it at the time- he'd gone through desensitization therapy after all, it shouldn't affect him anymore.
Based on how he felt right now though…
"HhNG'SHht! heh-h-heHSH'Ngt-!!"
It had to be his dandelion allergy. Nothing else had ever gotten him as intensely as dandelions had, and he should know, he had tested it. Multiple times in fact. He'd even technically done it accidentally on a stealth mission once, which had been both equally thrilling and frustrating. Was it possible for an allergy to come back? He'd have to send a letter to Sucrose and ask. Hopefully without revealing exactly why he was asking, though she'd probably figure it out anyways.
For now though, he had to bring himself under control. He couldn't afford to have everyone's attention on him at the moment.
"Hih-h-hh-hHNn'TSh! hiH'NG'Tt—!!"
Ow.
….That felt good.
And it wasn't- it wasn't like anyone else was paying him any attention right now, immediately. Somehow, he was getting away with this. Again, his stifles weren't exactly silent, but as long as he kept doing it, he could continue to go unnoticed… And it would continue to…
His nose briefly gave him a sort of reprieve, if one could call a lost sneeze such, though the burning itch remained, his nose twitching and red with irritation. Lohen took the opportunity to quickly wipe the allergic tears off of his face, and glance around just to make sure that nobody had noticed anything-
Mika was staring at him.
Fuck.
As soon as they made eye contact, Mika turned and tugged on Grandmaster Varka's sleeve, pointing in Lohen's direction.
Double fuck.
Okay, this was fine. All he had to do was hold back, and Varka would just think Mika was just seeing- seeing t-things-
"Heh-hhH-h-hngh-" He nearly bit his tongue trying to grind his teeth together in an attempt to prevent his breath from continuing to hitch. It didn't work. "Hih-hh-heH-"
And, evidentally, even if he hadn't actually sneezed, his likely visible struggle with it was enough for Varka to start making his way towards him.
Damnnit.
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Lohen sat cross legged on top of one of the cots in the healing tent, doing his best to look unimpressed.
He failed the instant his gaze turned hazy again, his breath hitching widly before he snapped forwards with another stifled-
"HhHNG'Ttshh!!"
"You're going to explode your brain doing that." Varka said, re-entering the tent, clearly having finished his talk with the healer outside. "Sounds like it hurts too."
"Snf, nngh, it d-hh-hH-! ….it does." Lohen did not elaborate. It didn't seem like Varka had really expected him to.
"Well, the good news is, you're not sick." Varka pulled over a chair, sitting down beside the cot. Lohen rolled his eyes, he could've told them that, if any of them had listened during the quite frankly humiliating period of time wherein Varka had forcibly lifted him up and carried him to the healer's tent. Not that he minded a lil bit of humiliation of course, but still. This would probably be lorded over his head by some of the other knights for days.
Wait. What could the bad news be-
"However, you're not allowed to patrol until you get some allergy medicine into your system."
Lohen experienced a moment of actual shock before he quickly fixed his expression to give Varka the most offended look possible.
"But-"
"No buts."
"I don't want the allergy medicine."
"Oh? And why's that?"
"…." He couldn't just say it was because he was, well, enjoying this. That wasn't really a conversation he wanted to have with Varka of all people. Plus, based on past experience, the Grandmaster probably wouldn't accept it as an excuse anyways, which only left Lohen with the answer of; "It makes me drowsy, I can't f-focus when I'm o-on i-ihH-hhH-hESH'NGtt—!!"
"And how exactly do you plan to focus when your nose is twitching like a bunny?" Varka asked, and Lohen would've responded with a scathing insult, but-
Well, he was a little preoccupied.
"Hh-hIH'HNG'Ttshh!! Heh-h-hH-hihH-hH'N'Gtt-sh!!" The hand he wasn't using to pinch his nose shut subconsciously reached out and gripped onto the edge of the cot. Fuck, he was starting to get dizzy… "Hh-hHNn'TtSHh!! hNnG'Ttsh!! Hh-hhiH- hHnNT'GShh!! Hh-hhiih-"
Varka reached out and pulled Lohen's hand away from his face. At this point, Lohen couldn't really form any sort of protest to the action.
"Hh-hhih-hEH'NXxSHhtt—" He managed to hands free stifle the next one, but- "HhEH'SHhhu!! Hh'ESHhu!! Hh-hihh-h-hh-hEH'CHhuu!! ngh.. guh…."
After a moment of no further hitching, Varka let go of Lohen's hand. Lohen bent over slightly, holding his head in his hands, taking a deep breath in and letting a slow breath out, trying to get the world to stop spinning. It was in some weird way pleasurable, but he really didn't want Varka to have more reason to bench him for longer.
When he finally felt put together enough to look back up, Varka was holding out a pill and a cup of water to him. Lohen glared at him, but Varka didn't seem like he was going to budge on this.
…Sighing, Lohen took the pill and, just to be contrarian, swallowed it dry.
Sketch Commission for megacycle on FA of his OCs Winter and Ben 🦊🐺
I'll always jump at the chance to draw Winter!
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Sketch Commission for dergnat3 on FA of Max surprising Sky and a micro Lui (snzycat on FA) with a huge sneeze!
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GUESS WHO FINALLY DEFEATED ART BLOCK. EVEN IF ONLY FOR A MOMENT.
My solution (since I realized the thing that kept giving me the most grief was the lineart & detailing) was to try out lineless art— and it worked !! I love the process, I love how it looks, and I feel content in general 🥹
Plus it allows me to make stupid shit like This
Anyways, BEHOLD!!!!! C//aine snz, for the Several of you who requested it :3
Suggestive snzfucker continuation (+ a bonus Z//ooble) under the cut !!
The silly…. He’s aroace in my mind And Also I can’t help that I want. to sexualize those damn ai dentures. so I have created two seperate canons in my mind. one aroace C//aine and one kinky/repressed C//aine and I’m equally insane about Both Of Them
My favorite sneezing while hiding scenarios happen to be ones where the desperate holdbacks and hitches end up making more of a ruckus than the sneeze itself. Yet, by the cartoonish logic of it all, the one the character is hiding from neglects to hear them.
stupid plot idea I had for a fanfic where Ragatha gets sick and refuses to rest cartaking fluff lalala. Anyways I kinda tried w the mess hope it looks good (I tried to show she’s been sneezing for a while cause of the mess on her shoulder)
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