tired dad

A tired dad looking for his next cup of coffee. Maybe a shot of rum instead. Who knows, the night is early. ||INDIE DDADD BLOG|| ||Mun & Muse 21+||

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notgymshoe:

Well, Dick wasn’t going to turn down the offer of a drink. At this stage he wasn’t going to turn down anything free that was coming his way. 

“Yeah? Alright then pal,” he said with a grin. “Uh, beer please. Whatever they have on tap will do- I ain’t fancy.”

     ( ♝ ) “Hear that Neil? A beer and a rum please.”

  Johann taps on the counter top, before turning his attention back to his new friend.  Might as well be friends if they’re going to share a few drinks anyway.  

    “What brings you here? Are you knew to the area?”

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stannorman:

He really did like the name, it was fitting for the small boar. And besides, Stan wouldn’t think it weird. He tended to be attracted to those who were eccentric. 

   “They don’t stay small forever. That’s the curse of being a father, right? But hey. You’ll always be able to protect her, but you’ve also gotta realize that she can protect herself too now.” 

      ( ♝ ) “I mean, I know she can but she’s...”

  Johann sighs, maybe it was because she was his daughter.  That, you know, actually  had her before everything and maybe he still had those motherly instincts.  But what does he know?  Honestly?

    “I just worry too much, you know? But she’s got her head on right and knows better then to make the same mistakes I did.”

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stannorman:

    “Roger? Yeah. You know what? He does look like a roger, doesn’t   he?” 

The man adjusts in the guest chair. 

    “And how are the little one? Though. I guess she isn’t as little anymore,  huh?” 

     ( ♝ ) He’s pleased Stan likes the name.  It’s better then arguing with his client as what to call the dead animal.  Funny thing really, naming a  dead thing.  Did that make him weird?  

     “I wish Vanna was still little. I’m always worried about her, you  know? Like, I can’t protect her anymore and it just gets at me. But she’s  doing well, studying hard.”

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biblemommy:

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      ( ♝ ) “I get this round and you get the next?”

               “─- You gotta deal, sailor,” Mary grins. She slides out of the booth and makes her way to the counter, where she orders two glasses of whiskey from Neil. As she waits for a couple of seconds, Mary murmurs something to a woman seated alone at the bar; whatever it is that she says makes the woman blush. Mary takes the two glasses from Neil as they’re set before her, gives the strange woman a grin, and heads back to her booth with Johann. She sets one of the two glasses before him, lifting her own in a toast.

               “─- To making friends with people you initially presumed you’d dislike,” Mary says, and winks at Johann before throwing back half of the glass in one go.

     ( ♝ ) Johann grins in response.  He’s seen the woman around a few times since he’s moved there.  Wasn’t she the neighbor’s wife?  Maybe.  So might as well drink with her, right? Isn’t that a good way to get to know someone?  Maybe or maybe not, Johann doesn’t know or really care in this moment.  What matters is there’s a whiskey coming for him.  Grinning wider, he takes his glass in response and chuckles at her toast.  

    “To someone you barely know.”

  Is his response, Johann downs half his whiskey.  Oh how it hits the spot.  Turning his attention back to Mary, his head tilts to the side.  

    “So what brings you here today? Or is this you’re usually haunt?”

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stannorman:

     “That’s fine. I never had any respect for myself so we are on equal terms now..” 

He licks his lips and finishes up what was in the Tupperware.  

      “So how’s the boar coming along? 

     ( ♝ ) “You mean Roger?”

  Johann has always named the animals he’s worked on.  It helped him keep track of them all and where he was at.  

    “He’s coming along nicely. Just working on his face  right now. Maybe another week and a half? Then he’ll be all ready for pickup.”

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⊱simple introduction starters⊰

❝what are you doing here?❞

❝you're going to hurt yourself, let me help you.❞

❝why are you staring at me?❞

❝if you didn't want to talk to me, you could've just said so.❞

❝i think you dropped this.❞

❝here, i'll pay for that.❞

❝so i assume you're the one everyone's talking about.❞

❝that outfit looks nice on you, where'd you get it?❞

❝why are you doing this?❞

❝so that looks dangerous... want to try it?❞

❝you're going to do WHAT with WHAT?❞

❝can you help me grab this?❞

❝don't talk to me until i've had my coffee. thanks.❞

❝that was possibly the weirdest thing i've ever seen.❞

❝you have the prettiest smile i've seen all day.❞

❝do i have anything on my shirt?❞

❝are you waiting for an interview too?❞

❝is this seat saved for anyone?❞

❝i've never been here before, it's beautiful.❞

❝do you know the directions to (location)?❞

❝so how long have you been working here?❞

❝how many of those have you had?❞

❝i'm not suppose to talk to strangers.❞

❝you'll be ok, i promise.❞

❝can you hear me?❞

❝i think you're on my foot...❞

❝i guess you're stuck with me 'til the elevator starts working.❞

❝could you POSSIBLY get more annoying?❞

❝i have several questions, first off WHY?❞

❝why would you do that?"

❝i think that guy is giving you a weird look.❞

❝hey are you ok?❞

❝do you live here?❞

❝are you third-wheeling too?❞

❝why are like this?❞

❝who did this to you?❞

❝who told you that?❞

❝why are you following me?❞

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lonely sentence starters

“Long time no see! How’re you holding up?” “You clearly weren’t expecting me.” “I came here to help you, but if you’d rather I hadn’t, I will leave you alone again.” “I thought I’d just stop by and see how you were doing… It’s been a while.” “You’ve been quiet lately.” “How are you? Honestly. Don’t give me the usual crap.” “Why’re you sitting here all by yourself?” “This is supposed to be a party. You are supposed to dance, not sulk.” “Has nobody come to see you?” “Do you want me to leave?” “When’s the last time you went outside?” “Do you even want to see anyone?” “You seem lonely…” “Don’t you have any friends?” “I don’t mind keeping you company.” “Do you really have this place all to yourself?” “Maybe if you tried being nice every once in a while you would actually have people who cared about you.” “I’d visit you more often if I had the time…” “I am your friend. You’ve got me.” “Are you lonely?” ———- “I just want to be left alone.” “I’ve been so alone.” “You’re the first person to visit me in ages.” “I wish you’d visit more often.” “I’m just so sick of being alone all the time.” “No, of course I’m not lonely.”

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"So, I assume you're the one everyone's talking about." ( - Damien)

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    ( ♝ ) Johann almost had to laugh.  Everyone was talking about him?  He onlyjust moved in, what was there to talk about?  Or maybe they’ve heard about hisslight different career choice.  Is that something worth talking about?  Johannreally does know.  

    “Uh, Johann Garcia. It’s... nice to meet you? Can I ask what people are saying about me?”

  Maybe this stranger would be nice enough to tell him.  Otherwise Johann wouldjust have to remain curious about it.  

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⊱simple introduction starters⊰

❝what are you doing here?❞

❝you're going to hurt yourself, let me help you.❞

❝why are you staring at me?❞

❝if you didn't want to talk to me, you could've just said so.❞

❝i think you dropped this.❞

❝here, i'll pay for that.❞

❝so i assume you're the one everyone's talking about.❞

❝that outfit looks nice on you, where'd you get it?❞

❝why are you doing this?❞

❝so that looks dangerous... want to try it?❞

❝you're going to do WHAT with WHAT?❞

❝can you help me grab this?❞

❝don't talk to me until i've had my coffee. thanks.❞

❝that was possibly the weirdest thing i've ever seen.❞

❝you have the prettiest smile i've seen all day.❞

❝do i have anything on my shirt?❞

❝are you waiting for an interview too?❞

❝is this seat saved for anyone?❞

❝i've never been here before, it's beautiful.❞

❝do you know the directions to (location)?❞

❝so how long have you been working here?❞

❝how many of those have you had?❞

❝i'm not suppose to talk to strangers.❞

❝you'll be ok, i promise.❞

❝can you hear me?❞

❝i think you're on my foot...❞

❝i guess you're stuck with me 'til the elevator starts working.❞

❝could you POSSIBLY get more annoying?❞

❝i have several questions, first off WHY?❞

❝why would you do that?"

❝i think that guy is giving you a weird look.❞

❝hey are you ok?❞

❝do you live here?❞

❝are you third-wheeling too?❞

❝why are like this?❞

❝who did this to you?❞

❝who told you that?❞

❝why are you following me?❞

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stannorman:

The older man shrugs. “More for me.” He brings a spoonful of the stuff into his mouth and gives a long “Mmmmm” 

     ( ♝ ) Johann has to look away, completely disgusted.  How could Stan  eat that in front of him.  It was seriously damaging their friendship.

    “I have lost all respect for you.”

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lonely sentence starters

“Long time no see! How’re you holding up?” “You clearly weren’t expecting me.” “I came here to help you, but if you’d rather I hadn’t, I will leave you alone again.” “I thought I’d just stop by and see how you were doing… It’s been a while.” “You’ve been quiet lately.” “How are you? Honestly. Don’t give me the usual crap.” “Why’re you sitting here all by yourself?” “This is supposed to be a party. You are supposed to dance, not sulk.” “Has nobody come to see you?” “Do you want me to leave?” “When’s the last time you went outside?” “Do you even want to see anyone?” “You seem lonely…” “Don’t you have any friends?” “I don’t mind keeping you company.” “Do you really have this place all to yourself?” “Maybe if you tried being nice every once in a while you would actually have people who cared about you.” “I’d visit you more often if I had the time…” “I am your friend. You’ve got me.” “Are you lonely?” ———- “I just want to be left alone.” “I’ve been so alone.” “You’re the first person to visit me in ages.” “I wish you’d visit more often.” “I’m just so sick of being alone all the time.” “No, of course I’m not lonely.”

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stannorman:

   “It’s not much different than having avocado in a sandwich that happens to have mayo and now you’re just having that without the bread and other fixings. Come on. Try it.” 

     ( ♝ ) “Uh, no. I don’t want to eat it. Keep it far away from me even. You can  eat your disgusting food far away from me.”

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stannorman:

  “Avocado and mayonnaise is a very hearty snack. Don’t knock it till you try it..” 

     ( ♝ ) “I’m a taxidermist and even I don’t think a normal person could stomach that. Serious dude that’s just ew.”