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Luna panther (she/her)

Bixia, what is your favourite food?

i enjoy a RARE and MIND-BLOWING delicacy that most of you peasants have never heard of, much less TASTED. this rare gem grows exclusively in the furtherest southern regions of my empire, yet such is my wealth and power, my agents are able to procure hundreds of it for my royal table every year.

feast your eyes upon the succulent and zesty ORANGE

🍊

sailatina3

I LOVE BEING YOUNGER THAN 20 AND FLIRTING WITH WOMEN IN THEIR MID 30S

rabbitkinglune777

I live also to spite every reactionary right wing power. I gotta outlive them. it's easy to want to give up my mood swings make it hard but I gotta outlive this term and for the future, even if it's hard.

sailatina3

IM SO PRETTY

ruthirlcartoon

I think a lot about that one post that was like "imagine if women were extinct and no one knew for sure what they looked like and you knew you could never ever ever be with a woman cause they will never exist again, that's me, I'm only sexually attracted to Velociraptors" like it wasn't a joke post that guy was pity partying about only wanting to fuck a dinosaur

edgar-rain

And just like I said — a little provocation goes a long way…

The continuation of my previous comic about wing cleaning 😈😈😈

#warhammer 40k

anhedoniacity

man it’s genuinely diabolical that fujimoto was like how can i fuck up aki hayakawas life the absolute maximum amount possible and then on top of everything else he went and made him bisexual