star trek the motion picture stan blog

following from @timeladies

[couriernewvegas]

my three girlfriends. and yes, they smoke weed.

[teacup-gathering-itself]

The depth of Kirk being a big himbo in his slut era all the time in a very overt human way, while also being a huge nerd brainiac supercomputer on legs.

Contrasting Spock, who is a supercomputer on legs, but ALSO a big himbo in his slut era in a very overt Vulcan way.

Proof: He is so TOUCHY with his captain. He lets touch be a staple in their relationship and just. Doesn’t mention its significance to his culture. Lets people think it’s just him “putting up with” his captain. To non-Vulcans, sure that excuse works. But any Vulcan with working eyes knows what he’s up to. They’re silently scandalized.

[m0rbs]

he's eeping 🤗

[sapsuckers-and-stardust]

Nothing makes me happy like Leonard Nimoy’s weird gay running. 🥰🥰🥰

[thetimetostrikeislater]

[kindaokmemes]

It’s that time of the year again :)

[bluespartan107]

Glad I turned audio on for this. 😎

[powerfulmagicexplosion]

ikr

[girlballs-archive]

captain picker isgonna finger himself

[girlballs-archive]

his wife is. 44 years old.

[despazito]

The fucking that old man website when someone actually fucks that old man

[agaymotto]

You're beautiful.

[weyounbathwater]

Yeah picard is boring but he's boring in one of the funniest ways possible. Yeah he doesn't do shit ever but then every like 5 episodes something happens to him like an otherdimensional being tries to seduce him by trapping him in a fantasy holosuite land and he adamantly denies that he's incapable of having fun ever while continuing to have no fun. or an alien woman will try to have sex with him and he will say with no pretense or irony whatsoever "my dick is boring leave me alone". someone tries to get him to go to a party or even talk to him but hes like no actually I need to read this 140 year old thesis on the lowering popularity of the word "perchance" in the english vocabulary. he only ever drinks the same drink. Like

[charactersmashorpass]

smash or pass: captain william t. riker (star trek: the next generation)

smash

pass

Voting ended onDec 4, 2023

[rubbertplant]

I'm the fan accounts

[kossithmercar]

Oh no, oh no, he is seducing me with his deep passion for his field of study and his genuine joy at teaching people about it

[bi-disaster-kirk]

[electronickingdomfox]

Excuse me!?

*From TOS season 3 bloopers.

[adoctornotatumbl-r]

spock , roughly two seconds before doing something so unhinged no one else has even thought of it : good thing i’m a vulcan and i would never do something irrational or illogical lmaoo

[skybson]

1x23 - A Taste of Armageddon

[your-name-is-jim]

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

Trekkies against replicators /j

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

[idlesuperstar]

this speaks to me on a molecular level

[maulthots]

Star Trek: The Original Series | Space Seed