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Not today Justin
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@soggyslicedbread
I NEED 40 PEOPLE TO UNFOLLOW ME
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh marvel is overrated
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm star wars didn’t need to continue
the only good video game is minecraft
JUST TEN MORE
PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS GOOD AND MINT ICE CREAM IS THE BEST ICE CREAM
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i love hannah montana the movie
so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her back….so she went in “disguise"💀💀to find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and then…she snatched her wig off and said the iconic “surprise bitch”
put this in the MOMA
i feel attacked by this tweet lmao
Because why not? ;-)
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I don’t think this counts as dancing. Or even skipping really. It’s more of an exagerated waddle
So. Let me tell you about the day I took this video. It was the 1 year anniversary of my open heart surgery. It’s about a year old, and I’d say it’s pretty safe to say I’ve improved since then. In case you don’t agree, let’s take a look at some more at my exaggerated waddling.
Waddle.
Waddle waddle.
*rolls across the floor*
Clearly I am immobilized by my own mass.
Oh wait… that’s not it, is it? It sort of seems like the opposite. Almost as though the ability to dance is based on strength, effort and passion and not on being skinny. Strange concept I know, let’s see if you can wrap your tiny little mind around it.
not to mention she wasnt waddling at all.. That was clearly a jete, chasse, and assemble.. not waddling. ballet…
Yo. Professional ballerina speaking here.
Clearly she is performing a saute arabesque, chasse, step-step, assemble devant with arms in fifth.
And as a teacher too, I can’t find much technically wrong with it at all.
Which means not only is she a gifted dancer, she has a wonderful technical foundation that she is executing properly and with lovely mannerism.
Being a ballerina isn’t about how much you weigh. Give me this girl ANY day for a student or dancer to work with. Clearly she has the knowledge and the passion, which means she will be a joy to work with.
Also, for those of you criticizing, you clearly have NO idea how difficult it is to execute a develope ecarte derriere the way she is at the barre in one of her later photos. This takes YEARS of dedicated training, as well as extensive natural facility, such as turnout, which she clearly demonstrates here.
So maybe before you peons thinking you’re masters of ballet judge dancers based on weight, you should actually learn about ballet and technique. Because if you had, you’d recognize that this girl clearly has technique—unlike your basic asses.
“Why ableism can fucking suck it” an interpretive modern ballet performed by OP Ballerina.
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self driving cars aren’t even hard to make lol just program it not to hit stuff
if(goingToHitStuff) {
dont();
}
hey not to be that guy but imagine that little ceaser dude saying penis penis
AMERICA: Help us with #NetNeutrality !
EUROPE: Why?
AMERICA: SUPER IMPORTANT FOR US TO HAVE LIKE INTERNET FREEDOM AND SHIT.
EUROPE: Sure. Okay. We got ya.
THE WORLD: Us too.
*later*
EUROPE: Help us with article 11 and article 13 !
THE WORLD: Sure bro.
AMERICA: Why?
EUROPE: THEY ARE TRYING TO BAN FANDOM ! TAX LINKS. DESTROY THE INTERNET AS WE KNOW IT. BASICALLY INTERNET APOCALYPSE. JESUS IT IS SO BAD. SEND HELP. HOLY SHIT. SEND ALL THE HELP.
AMERICA: NEW PHONE. WHO DIS?
THE WORLD: …
I’m sorry I haven’t contributed. I took a small break from tumblr. Can you provide any resources that can I can have spread like a wildfire?
@nathaniel-and-the-meme-comets Sure, there is a petition here https://saveyourinternet.eu/ and if you are not in the EU simply keep sharing.
@takashi0
To my Euro friends! Get involved today.
Go to…
https://saveyourinternet.eu
Who wants to see the worst ever image of Thomas Jefferson
Weird shit seen in my clinic
1. Veterinarian giving one of our pregnant techs an ultrasound.
2. Tally marks on the white board showing which doc is winning who can say anal leakage unironically in an exam room the most.
3. Tech eating pudding with a tongue depresser.
4. Veterinarian J feeding the clinic cat part of her lunch while lecturing client about pancreatitis on the phone.
5. The red eyed white rabbit named Monty Python.
6. The tech who skin glued her hand to her lip.
7. The poodle with a Mohawk.
8. The basset/german shepherd mix. Wow!
9. The gorgeous 3 tech interpretive dance piece that was performed while attempting to give a boxer a toe nail trim.
10. The urine waterfall that occurs while moving anesthetized patients.
11. Horse shit vomit from a 6 month old puppy. Weird and disgusting.
12. Client returning clinic cat that snuck into their car and went for a joy ride.
13. 11 disposable razor blade heads on x-ray of yellow lab. Of course.
14. The entire belly of rocks covered in deep fried turkey grease eaten by…you guessed it yellow lab.
15. The client that was confused by the thong underwear removed from their dog’s stomach…because She doesn’t wear thongs.
what’s the mood? huh? what is the fucking mood?????? TELL ME BITCH
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The B in Aaron Burr stands for B e n i s
h…
HEWWO????
This is the only version of this meme I will accept
PWEASE SAVE ME MR. OBAMA
someone on this site: aha i don’t graduate for another two years!!!
me, who’s been out of high school so long i’ve literally forgotten how to write by hand:
someone on this site: oh my god i can’t wait to go to college it’s gonna be so fun!
me, who pulled an all nighter to do 60 pages of readings and then had a breakdown because i couldn’t find a pen:
someone on this site: i’m billy
me, who’s terrible with names and has already forgotten:
when the gif doesn’t work in the last reblog:
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post
1. If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.
2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:
THIS IS GOLD
oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet
When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made
I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT
STILL FUNNY
