This is why I am alive.

Hi, I'm Kaitlyn and I'm just enjoying life. I follow back.

[chloereneeeee-blog]

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

[attheballet]

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

[blossombombshells]

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

[lieutenantmkilla-blog]

u wanna fucking go

[neenya]

here for this fight

[the-cuddly-punk]

How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

[fawnmother1-deactivated20161019]

[rainbowbarnacle]

[d0nn0]

Im never talking to tumblrbot again

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]

[railroadsoftware]

why is he even allowed to have a Twitter first of all..

[suspend]

IM SCREAMING I MESSAGED SOMEONE “can i bother you for a sex?” IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SEC NOT SEX

[suspend]

[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs just make me cry

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[welele]

[predictivetextbot]

You ever just think, like, what the fuck is going on?

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

the bots have reached peak relatable

[cyberscully]

anyways time is fake and nothing is real i’m just living my life from one halloween to the next

[cherryboard]

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

[onlytwitterpics]

[kazehayakuns]

[writing-prompt-s]

You come to the realization that the tall metal fences surrounding the orphanage aren’t made to keep the children safe from the public, but to keep the public safe from what’s inside.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

a child

[untexting]

My heart 😭what a kind doggo

[nevaehtyler]

In case someone still denies the existence of white privilege..

[thehalfricanhoodpoet-deactivate]

@ white people be like Sarah

[shykneesnickle-deactivated20240]

They racist as fuck in Washtenaw. Not surprised.