a.j 🪐

“ there cannot be light without darkness, nor darkness without light ”

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will is barbie and nico is raquelle

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Hazel: Never forget you’re someone’s reason to smile :)

Percy: Is it because my life is a joke?

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Annabeth: *walks in to Percy hanging on a monkey bar set while reading upside down* Percy, what are you doing?

Percy: I’m watching the letters on the page have a battle with each other!

Annabeth: Percy, come down here and read properly.

Percy: Now why would I do that? Isn’t the whole concept of reading revolve around using your imagination?

Annabeth:

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*in France*

French waiter: Mademoiselle tu es si bella ce soir, et monsieur vous êtes si beau dans le costume *chefs kiss* (Miss you are so beautiful tonight, and sir you are very handsome in your suit)

Annabeth: Merci..

Percy: OUI OUI BAGUETTE

French waiter:

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Annabeth: You’re so annoying! I can’t believe I’m in a relationship with you.

Percy: I’m annoying?! You’re the one who cheated.

Annabeth: You cheated first!

Grover: I think we’re done with Uno for the night.

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What If’s

Someone in pjo, hoo, or toa was a newborn soul.

Imagine this: two people making out. one claimed, one unclaimed. Now imagine they share the same godly parent so they’re half-siblings but they don’t know it. THEN THE UNCLAIMED ONE GETS CLAIMED RIGHT THERE ON THE SPOT🤭

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isn’t every pjo and hoo couple technically…incest

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sea green eyes and stormy gray eyes. that’s it. that’s all I want in the pjo adaptation.

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Prompt: Draw your lives :)

Percy: *draws Annabeth*

Frank: *draws positive puns*

Jason: *draws a brick*

Leo: *draws a fiery wreck*

Nico: *writes “DEPRESSION” in big fat red letters across the paper

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realizing how much younger reyna and nico related to this song…💔

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Perseus (the old one): I slayed Medusa.

Theseus: I slayed the Minotaur.

Jason (the old one): I retrieved the Golden Fleece.

Heracles: I strangled the Nemean lion with my bare hands. I killed the Lernean hydra too.

Percy:

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"The only thing that has the ability to outshine me are my dogs. No one else comes a mile close."

- Reyna, probably

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Store Cashier: Your total will be sixty-nine dollars and sixty-nine cents, please insert your card on the payment terminal on your right.

Percy: Sure, no problem *whips out Uno reverse card*

Store Cashier:

Percy: Take that 🕺

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Reyna and Nico’s friendship is the most beautifully developed platonic relationship in the entire Riordanverse.

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Percy: Estelle, it’s your first day of seventh grade! Don’t want to blow your school up!

Estelle: You blew up your school the first day of seventh grade?!

Percy: {panicked} Of course not! What made you think that?

Estelle: Don’t worry, I know. Can I blow up my school as well?

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THE IDEA OF NICO TELLING WALKER SCOBELL, A BLUE-EYED BLONDE “YOU’RE NOT MY TYPE,” AND THEN THE SCENE CUTS TO WILL SOLACE IS SO GENUINELY FUNNY TO ME

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